Jared Starchild

Jared Starchild is a Freshman currently majoring in Art. He is also a member of the Freshman household, which is in the family bin when the game starts.

Jared is a good example of a 1960s throwback, but he's more into food than anything. This usually leads him to getting a snack in the kitchen. He lives with his friends, Ty Bubbler and Sam Thomas. He is already best friend with Ty Bubbler, but is merely on amicable term with Sam Thomas.