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__NOWYSIWYG__ {|width="100%" ''" What will it be, ? Coffee or tea?  I am a robot that does many things. I'm the "New Generation" robots. And not the ones in Sci-Fi movies of the 50s and 60s.  The Three Laws of Robotics:  1: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm; 2: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law; 3: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law; The Zeroth Law: A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.  ― Isaac Asimov, I, Robot  Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.  ― Jimmy Fallon  My To-Do List: 1. Be awesome 2. Kill all the admins 3. Take over the world  Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. With regard to robots, in the early days of robots people said, 'Oh, let's build a robot' and what's the first thought? You make a robot look like a human and do human things. That's so 1950s. We are so past that. — Neil deGrasse Tyson I would love to have a robot at home. — Hugh Jackman
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No one knows when a robot will approach human intelligence, but I suspect it will be late in the 21st century. Will they be dangerous? Possibly. So I suggest we put a chip in their brain to shut them off if they have murderous thoughts. — Michio Kaku

What can I do? Well, I can cook. I can garden. I can clean. I can do paperwork, office work, complicated mathematical procedures, keep logs, etc. I can even sing, compose music, dance, and draw. If you want I can even be your friend! I'm the man, baby. Or at least, the robot.

I'm not faster than a human, usually. I run about as fast as Usain Bolt. But I can keep running at that speed for weeks!

My batteries can keep me powered for up to three years without recharging, but battery life depends on what I am doing.

I don't panic at fire, unlike my other robot friends. Seriously, I'm a robot. I can't die from fire. What should I worry about? I'm not a controllable Sim,. Honestly, if you try making me selectable, you might corrupt your game. So don't try it.

I'm not a Servo. I'm better than Servo.

I'm better than Servo. Really! I once went diving down Marianas Trench. A Servo? Why, they can't even step into a hot tub without electrifying everyone inside it!

I'm better than Servo. Really! A Servo needs to bend over in sunlight or go to sleep to recharge, and recharging can take hours. I can recharge in sunlight or in bed... and I can plug myself into a wall outlet. And recharging all my batteries takes only five minutes.

LostInRiverview is lost in Riverview. I have a GPS, so if he needs to find his away around, he should ask me.

I should find Beds a bed to sleep in tonight.

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