The Sims Wiki:Chat/quotes

Here's a list of some memorable quotes from The Sims Wiki's Chat. If you would like a quote to be removed for whatever reason, feel free to contact an administrator or a Chat moderator.

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ColinThePanda Sorry, you're spelling and grammar hurt my eyes AsherÉire *your AsherÉire  :P Starmoonie lol AsherÉire The irony
 * The irony

ColinThePanda You just missed him calling us dirty peasants! ^_^ Starmoonie *Gasp* that makes me Aladdin huh? :D ColinThePanda OMG ColinThePanda YES ColinThePanda I'M ALADDIN! ColinThePanda Does that mean I can fly on carpets? AsherÉire We're all Aladdin! Yaaay! Starmoonie NO, there can only be one Aladdin!
 * We're Aladdin!

AsherÉire: Me... *Hippie Mode Activated* AsherÉire: I nearly typed Hippo... ColinThePanda: Looool! XD AsherÉire: *Hippo Mode Activated* AsherÉire: *BOOP*
 * Hippo Mode Activated

Bakerychaz: *thougj Bakerychaz: **though Bakerychaz: *always AsherÉire: Typoitis is contagious :P Bakerychaz: TYPOS WILL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH AsherÉire: Aye :) Bakerychaz:  HANGING AT 1:00AM AsherÉire:  Ooh, I thought you were calm and collected :/ Bakerychaz: We're killing typos AsherÉire:  Leave me outta this! XD Bakerychaz:  NOOOOOOO!!! AsherÉire:  I've just bit my lip again from laughing XD ColinThePanda:  Looooooooool XD Bakerychaz:  TYPOS ARE DECEASED Bakerychaz: I CAN CALM DOWN BUT I WON'T AsherÉire:  Feel better now? AsherÉire: Nope... Bakerychaz: DEATH TO ASH AND COLIN AsherÉire:  She's frickin lethal AsherÉire:  JEEZ NO Bakerychaz:  I am... Bakerychaz:  ASH IS DEAD Bakerychaz: COLIN IS DEAD AsherÉire:  What the frick did I do? AsherÉire:  I've been dead since '88 Bakerychaz:  You're dead! Stop talking! ColinThePanda:  But... it can't be AsherÉire:  Make me >:) ColinThePanda: I'm a god of death Bakerychaz: SHUT UP! Bakerychaz: THAT OUGHT TO DO IT AsherÉire: Uh oh... I'm starting to run now... ColinThePanda: Me like my new userpage! ^-^ Bakerychaz: I think this is our funniest chat! AsherÉire: Awesomes Bakerychaz: DEATH TO THE USERPAGE AsherÉire: WOAH! ColinThePanda: NOOOOOOOO AsherÉire: STOP BEING MENTAL YOU STOLE MY FRICKEN LIFE PURPOSE Bakerychaz: USERPAGE IS STABBED Bakerychaz: USERPAGE WAS FRICKING LETHAL AsherÉire: I thought you were the gentle one! >_< Bakerychaz: I am  Bakerychaz: I'm back now ColinThePanda: Yaaay! Bakerychaz: You can come back to life
 * Death to typos

DontFearTheReaper: I'm listening to Sims 2 music because I am a nerd Freedom50000: Nerds aren't bad The world needs more nerds and less morons
 * Nerds > Morons

Freedom50000: Oh, boys and there silly little electronic games C; ColinThePanda: HEY, you play TS3 Freedom50000: ...Doesn't count... ColinThePanda: How so? :o Freedom50000: Because it chose not to count. ColinThePanda: Seems legit
 * The Game Chooses

Bakerychaz: Ugh EmailUser isn't loading at all ColinThePanda: Tell it to load! >:c Bakerychaz: I have Bakerychaz: It's not listening ColinThePanda: >:o ColinThePanda: How dare it not listen to the almighty Char Char Bakerychaz: I know!
 * The Almighty Char Char

ColinThePanda: I'm not spesh :c ColinThePanda: Or talentful AsherÉire: I doubt it Colin ColinThePanda: I don't Bakerychaz: That's not true! ColinThePanda: But tanks :3 AsherÉire: IT ISN'T AsherÉire: LISTEN TO THE MIGHTY CHAR CHAR ColinThePanda: Okay! Okay! >.< AsherÉire: Aha, I win again I'm too stubborn for my own good Bakerychaz: CHAR CHAR RULES THE HOLY CHAT Bakerychaz: KNEEL! Bakerychaz: KNEEL BEFORE MY GLORY! AsherÉire: But... but... you love Ashie Washie ColinThePanda: Praise the Char Char! PRAAIIISE THE CHAR CHAR!!! AsherÉire: Uh, ok Bakerychaz: THE CHAR CHAR RULES THE UNIVERSE AND ALL PARALLEL UNIVERSES AsherÉire: But not my universe AsherÉire: You have to be a real nut case to rule that Bakerychaz: ALL UNIVERSES HENCE THAT TOO Bakerychaz: Oh! Sorry, I just switched to my other personality.... Bakerychaz: My altar ego Bakerychaz: The almighty Char Char ColinThePanda: Even the panda galaxy? :c Bakerychaz: Yeah ColinThePanda: You can have every other place, but if you so much as lay a finger on the panda glaxay.... oooooh Bakerychaz: She rules that too ColinThePanda: This call for a revolution! Bakerychaz: All of the Pandas in the universe vs. charlotte .... i know who will win Bakerychaz: CHARLOTTE ColinThePanda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ColinThePanda: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE! Bakerychaz: THE PANDAS SHALL DIEEEE
 * The Almighty Char Char Returns


 * Face fail

DevlyHallows: >;) * <:) * :<) Salammbo: xD DevlyHallows: Face fail!

GAHSIcepick: Maybe I'll try to rap some Eminem xD HanaGoth96: LOL no. HanaGoth96: No one, apart from Eminem can rap Eminem. AsherÉire: I can't rap... xD ColinThePanda: ^ xD HanaGoth96: I can rap the B.O.B part in Pricetag.. AsherÉire: I tend to sing more... xD ColinThePanda: I kind of want to learn how to scream... xD HanaGoth96: Easy? Just kick yourself between the legs and you will be screaming for the rest of your life xD RossInSA: xD ColinThePanda: Not that screaming! xD I mean like growling HanaGoth96: OH right xD AsherÉire: Hana, that was just brilliant xD
 * Screaming tuition with Hana

HanaGoth96:Okay I actually have to plan this channel so I won't be saying much e.e Blue12porcupine:awkward silence ... ... ...bored... ...very bored... ...extremely bored... ...(run out of word) bored... Cavia porcellus:I can't beliebe EA hasn't fixed that button Blue12porcupine:finally someone to break the awkward silence
 * Blue12porcupine being easily bored

Hurshbr:da da, da da duh, da da dah... so so bored, da da da duh Da, da duh duh Hurshbr:duh da boom boom shaka boom shaka shaka boom shaka laka, boom shaka laka! Hurshbr:Do do do, do dum de de do do raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory or fame he climbed a mountain top and earned the dragon warrior name KUNG FU PANDA! Hurshbr:master shifu saw the warrior blossom, and master the skills of... BODACIOUS AND AWESOME! KUNG FU PANDA! Hurshbr:He lives and he trains and he fights with the furious five something something something something something ALIVE! KUNG FU PANDA! Legends of awesomeness! Sweet! Hurshbr:Great. Now what do I do?
 * Hurshbr sings for boredom

GAHSIcepick: Would someone like an e-hug? AsherÉire: I'm grand :3 HanaGoth96: I'm quid, nice to meet you grand x3 AsherÉire: Hana... xD HanaGoth96: Nice to meet you Hana, I'm Ash c: AsherÉire: Wait, what? xD You give me my name back... >:( HanaGoth96: Nice to meet you wait what, I'm who where c: AsherÉire: I can't even... xD
 * Nice to meet you...

ColinThePanda: I like cookies AsherÉire: I like trains ColinThePanda: Colin x Cookies OTP AsherÉire: I second that xD ColinThePanda: The chip name is Cookies AsherÉire: I see what you did there :p ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver: lets play russian roulete who shoots first Hurshbr: A peanut butter jelly apocalypse ooops. How about Ash? AsherÉire: I think now would be a good time to head off... seeyas xD AsherÉire has left the chat. ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver: just the five of us Hurshbr: Okay. Give me the gun. Let me take all the bullets out but one (reaches for gun) ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver: do you often talk to your self Hurshbr: yes You REALLY don't want to play russian roulette with ME. (takes gun, opens fire, and kills everyone in the room) BWA HA HA! (dies laughing and smiling) >:) Auror Andrachome: lol Hurshbr: (rises from the dead to kill auror again) Die! DIE! (goes to haunt the wiki and kill vandals) Hurshbr: Let me tutor you in math. Five equations. Elspeth+Grim+Calixte=AWESOME! Brian+ weapons= AWESOME! Kaitlen + Secret= AWESOME! Your writing+ my writing =Blue's writing= AWESOME! Spell-Caster Jr: :D Hurshbr: AWESOME + AWESOME + AWESOME + AWESOME= Fanon:Survival Island! 4:20 Spell-Caster Jr :D Hurshbr: AWESOME! Spell-Caster Jr: :D Hurshbr: Thank you, thank you. A+s all around.
 * Colin's Chip
 * Russian Roulette
 * AWESOME!

Spell-Caster Jr: :) Hurshbr: I must add us to the chat quotes.

Beds: Are you sure Bluue? RossInSA: Blue... xD AsherÉire: Oh my god... xD Beds: It's lalright if you did AsherÉire: lalright? xD Beds: **christ Blue12porcupine: xd AsherÉire: Oh my god... xD OpelSpeedster: lol, Jesus Chris AsherÉire: Jesus Chris... crying xD LizardMaster178 has joined the chat. Beds: I can't help it xD LizardMaster178: Guys, just to say you haven't updated your 'featured editor' lately. The Sims Wiki Look at the bottom Beds: Um, we know. LizardMaster178: It says 'May 2013' Beds: It's on haitancne LizardMaster178: Okai. Bye/ OpelSpeedster: 'haitancne'? Blue12porcupine: Whats a haitance :S Beds: I spelt that wrong e_e AsherÉire: Hiatus...? xD LizardMaster178 has left the chat. Beds: HIATUS xD OpelSpeedster: da fudge Oh. RossInSA: xD OpelSpeedster: XD Blue12porcupine:XD AsherÉire: That was just awesome xD Beds: LIKE I SAID I CAN'T HELP IT! xD AsherÉire: We've got to quote that... I'm practically peeing myself... xD Beds: Okay, who's gonna wuote it? xD Blue12porcupine: I lost the lolly-pop stick again D: Beds: *QUOTE AsherÉire: I can't even breathe right now xD RossInSA: OMH  xD Beds: Will I quote it? xD RossInSA: THE TYPOS AsherÉire: IT SPREADS xD Blue12porcupine: Beds has never made that many typos before, it worrying  :( RossInSA: OH THE PAIN  xD Blue12porcupine: xd Beds: I find it funny Blue  xD AsherÉire: It's hilarious cD Blue12porcupine: xd
 * Hana's worrying typos that spread through Chat
 * ALRIGHT JESUS CHRIS xD
 * OMG
 * xD