User:K6kaBOT

__NOWYSIWYG__ {|width="100%" ''" Greetings,, and welcome to my residence. Just remember... I am watching you...  I am not human, in case you were wondering, . Yes, that's why I know who you are!  I'll be most interested in knowing why you are here, . Please, tell me.  Do you have robot oil for me, ?  This place is kinda sketchy, don't you agree, ?  What's my favorite weapon? The tazer!  They say bots don't have feelings. Well, I'm a bot, and I have feelings! That is why you should never insult me, . After all, I can endure much harsher environments than you can.  Me becoming human? Well, you should stay human, my dear , and I should stay robot. It's only fair.  Robots need friends, too! Will you be my friend, ?  People always say that robots will one day take over the world. Which baffles me, especially considering how people continue to develop smarter and better robots. If we do take over the world, it's all humanity's fault. This is not to be taken lightly! But of course, Einstein was correct when he said human stupidity was infinite. You should probably stay on my good side,. Nasty things will happen if you anger a robot. The Three Laws of Robotics: 1: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm; 2: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law; 3: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law; The Zeroth Law: A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm. ― Isaac Asimov, I, Robot Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot. ― Jimmy Fallon For the last time, I'm not going to make lunch for you. You have arms, you have legs, you have a mind, and you have the energy. Quit being so lazy. I don't panic at fire, unlike my other robot friends. Seriously, I'm a robot. I can't die from fire. What should I worry about? If you put a human in a chamber full of poisonous gas, they will die. If you put a dog or cat in a chamber full of poisonous gas, they will die. If you put me into a chamber full of poisonous gas, I'll just bash the door until it gives, throw you into the chamber, and patch up the door. Predictably, since you are human, you will die. I'm not a controllable Sim,. Honestly, if you try making me selectable, you might corrupt your game. So don't try it. My To-Do List: 1. Be awesome 2. Kill all the admins 3. Take over the world Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. "''
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