The Sims Wiki:Discord/quotes

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8-ball's judgement
 [9:57 PM] k6ka: b!rr 2 [9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: You load two bullets into your revolver, give it a spin, and place it against your head. Click! The gun clicks, empty. You get to live another day.(edited) [9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: :relieved::gun:(edited) [9:57 PM] k6ka: b!rr 6 [9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: Do you have a deathwish or something? Your revolver can only hold 6 bullets, that's guaranteed death! [9:57 PM] k6ka: b!rr 3 [9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: You load three bullets into your revolver, give it a spin, and place it against your head. BOOM! Today just wasn't your lucky day.(edited) [9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: :boom::gun:(edited) [9:57 PM] k6ka: b!rr 3 [9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: You load three bullets into your revolver, give it a spin, and place it against your head. BOOM! I'm not cleaning that up.(edited) [9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: :boom::gun:(edited) [9:58 PM] k6ka: t!8ball Will I die in Russian roulette for the third time in a row? [9:58 PM] BOT Tatsumaki: :8ball: | You may rely on it, k6ka. [9:58 PM] k6ka: b!rr 3 [9:58 PM] BOTblargbot: You load three bullets into your revolver, give it a spin, and place it against your head. BOOM! I'm not cleaning that up.(edited) [9:58 PM] BOT blargbot: :boom::gun:(edited) [9:58 PM] k6ka: 8-ball was right... [9:58 PM] k6ka: I still question your judgement, crappy ball.
 * January 10, 2018

Shadowsdarx beats the one-armed bandit
 [12:52 PM] Shadowsdarx: t!slots 1000 [12:52 PM] BOT Tatsumaki: [ :slot_machine: l SLOTS ] --
 * February 8, 2018
 * melon: : :grapes: : :grapes:


 * flag_lv: : :melon: : :flag_lv: <


 * banana: : :banana: : :banana:

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 * : : : : WIN : : : : |

Shadowsdarx used 500 credit(s) and won 5000 credits!(edited) [12:52 PM] k6ka: O_O [12:52 PM] Shadowsdarx: Wow [12:52 PM] k6ka: Holy. [12:52 PM] Shadowsdarx: t!credits [12:52 PM] k6ka: S**t. [12:52 PM] BOT Tatsumaki: :credit_card: |  Shadowsdarx, you have a balance of :yen: 8581 credits!

Don't mess with the shopping cart
 [4:00 PM] k6ka: t!fish [4:00 PM] BOT Tatsumaki: :fishing_pole_and_fish: |  k6ka, you caught: :shopping_cart:! You paid :yen: 10 for casting. [4:01 PM] k6ka: :angry: [4:01 PM] k6ka: pushes the shopping cart into the pond [4:01 PM] k6ka: t!fish [4:01 PM] BOT Tatsumaki: :fishing_pole_and_fish: |  k6ka, you caught: :shopping_cart:! You paid :yen: 10 for casting. [4:01 PM] k6ka: ... [4:01 PM] k6ka: Wow [4:02 PM] k6ka: I caught my own shopping cart again
 * February 10, 2018

Blargy disagrees with k6ka
 [10:04 AM] k6ka: @blargbot Aren't I the most righteous, pious cop in town? [10:04 AM] BOT blargbot: I really couldn't say for sure. [10:04 AM] k6ka: :/ [10:04 AM] k6ka: F U BLARGY
 * April 5, 2018

Buck-a-beer!
 [12:28 PM] k6ka: b!beer @Daryurian [12:28 PM] BOT blargbot: retrieves a chilled bottle of beer from the ice bucket and tosses it to @Daryurian. [12:28 PM] k6ka: Buck a beer! [12:28 PM] Daryurian: Oh god no stupid ideas [12:28 PM] Daryurian: We have enough of that here [12:29 PM] k6ka: I am going to do this community a great service! [12:29 PM] k6ka: Beer can now be sold for only one dollar! [12:29 PM] Daryurian: By not reducing the prices of water, electricity, other food and etc [12:29 PM] k6ka: I have helped everyone in this community by doing this! [12:29 PM] Daryurian: Yeah definitely [12:29 PM] k6ka: Cheers! [12:29 PM] k6ka: b!beer [12:29 PM] BOT blargbot: attempts to send @k6ka a mug of beer, but throws it a little too hard and sends the liquid splashing all over @k6ka. [12:29 PM] Daryurian: Lmao
 * August 30, 2018

Blargy sends the wrong reply
 [9:27 PM] k6ka: @blargbot Are you rich? [9:28 PM] BOT blargbot: No but my botmaster is named "Rich.". [9:28 PM] k6ka: @blargbot Who is your botmaster? [9:28 PM] BOT blargbot: I was created by Dougie Smith. [9:28 PM] k6ka: @blargbot But you just said your botmaster was named "Rich" [9:28 PM] BOT blargbot: And. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
 * December 14, 2018