User:Sparrowsong

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About me
Okay...I seriously suck at writing profiles for myself online. Well, here goes nothing.

I'm Sparrowsong (Kate). I am 13. I live in Canada. No, we do NOT say "eh," nor are we obsessed with hockey and beavers.

I am so much like Lilith Pleasant, it's very freaky. Her appearance, her style, her personality, and her whole life totally match mine.

I'm sarcastic and shy. Kind of.

I have the Ambitious trait and would love to be the next J.K. Rowling.

You can trash my writing, my ideas, etc. all you want. I just don't care. If you try to argue with me, don't expect to get an emotional response or anything, because I'm just not like that.

I'm emo and proud. I love black and am obsessed with metal, vampires, etc. No, we don't all cut our wrists and shop at Hot Topic and cry for no reason. That's what the posers do. And don't even think about asking me if I like Demi Lovato. Just don't..

Yes, I sometimes angst and whine. You'll just have to deal with it XD. See? I'm so sarcastic, you can hardly tell whether I'm serious! I also say "XD" a lot, LOL.

Trust me, though, I'm way nicer than this. You just have to get through my tough, mean shell. Which actually isn't too hard to do.

I wonder if anyone here watches Glee. I do. I have Quinn's exact personality. I don't think I'm as snobby, though.

I'm a bit of a nut. I have many conspiracy theories, which gets me labelled as a weirdo, but I honestly don't really care what people think of me as long as they don't hate my guts and want to murder me. Here are some Sims conspiracy theories of mine:


 * Alexander Goth is adopted. He doesn't seem to have any of Bella's genetics and only looks a little like Mortimer. But not all black-haired brown-eyed people are related. Just because I have pale skin and red hair doesn't mean I'm related to Kristen Stewart (I'm not).
 * Jill Smith is the love child of General Buzz Grunt and Jenny. That would explain why she doesn't look like PT9 and why he's enemies with General Buzz.
 * The reason Kaylynn Langerak has green eyes in TS2 but black eyes in TS3 is because they were a side effect of time travel.

Oh, yeah, I'm also a grammar Nazi. Just because, I'm gonna give you some random grammar tips (maybe they'll help with editing or something?):


 * "'Cassandra and me miss Mom,' said Alexander." This is not gramatically correct. When doing a sentence like this, take out the other person and see if it's goofy. Alexander would never say "Me miss Mom," so "Cassandra and I miss Mom" is what you'd say instead.
 * "'Hopefully, Mary-Sue will forgive me,' Daniel sighed." This is not gramatically correct either. You can't begin a sentence with "hopefully." You'd only use that word for something like "Daniel looked hopefully at his wife." Ok, bad example, but whatever. The correct thing to say would be "'I hope Mary-Sue will forgive me,' Daniel sighed."
 * "'You should of asked for permission!' exclaimed Tank." Umm..."should of?" Seriously? o_0 It's "should've." And "would of" is actually "would've." "Could of" is actually "could've." 'Nuff said.

My theme songs:
 * Not One of Us - The Lion King II. (I'm a shy, emo outcast who gets bullied a lot.)
 * What I've Done - Linkin Park. (This is a girl who's done bad things. Like, so bad I'm worried I'll end up going to jail (no, I'm not a murderer or anything XD). I really wish I could take them back, but I can't.)
 * I Will Not Bow - Breaking Benjamin. (My stubbornness.)
 * I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace. (Me and this guy I know that I kinda have a major crush on, but I can't tell if he worships me or hates my guts. We tease-insult each other soo much XD.)
 * Like You - Evanescence. (My grandma died of cancer when I was 2. Sometimes, I wish I was dead instead of her. And I'm just so upset that I only have one memory of my grandma.)
 * Viva La Gloria (Little Girl) - Green Day. (Me when I was little. Yeah, I got bullied in preschool, too. It also suits me as a teen.)
 * Because of You - Kelly Clarkson. (The bullying, my need to do everything perfectly so I don't disappoint people...yeah. It really suits me.)
 * Santa Monica - Theory of a Deadman. (How I felt when my crush and dear childhood friend (not the one I already mentioned) moved to Australia.)
 * Guarded - Disturbed. (Said crush makes it painfully obvious that he likes me back, but he won't admit it, which frustrates me.)

Thank Salemguy123 for designing my user page!

Friends List
Sign this if you are my friend or would like to be my friend. Here's my list of friends so far:
 * Bleeh
 * Author!
 * Thelamppost

Random Facts About Me

 * I like the taste of blood. Like, seriously - if I get a paper cut, I'll lick it off like a vampire.
 * I have hair like Oprah Winfrey. It's so ridiculously thick, I can do absolutely NOTHING with it. I can't even put it in a ponytail.
 * I can remember being a baby.
 * I have a full-brother, a half-brother from my dad's first marriage, and an adopted sister (long story).
 * My adopted sister dislikes me.
 * I hate custom content! It gave my computer a virus and ruined my favorite family! That was because I put it in the wrong folder and didn't back-up the game first. Now I'm a complete CC freak.
 * According to this quiz, I am 61% insane.
 * I think Meadow Thayer is hot. Yes, I'm bisexual and very proud.
 * I'm obsessed with ducks.

Kate's CC Picks
Maxis Match Baby Outfits by fakepeeps7 - Tired of seeing your poor little Sim babies completely naked except for a plain white diaper? I sure as heck was! These are adorable, realistic, and look amazing on babies of all skintones. My favorite is the duck one *pokes random facts above*. Warning: You can only have one at a time. Don't downloaded more than one color. I don't recommend you pick anything that isn't gender neutral, because you'll get stuck with baby boys in lavender or baby girls in blue. It might also conflict with certain skintone hacks, such as the mannequin baby hack.

Nouk's Own Haircut by Nouk - A very realistic-looking curly ponytail for females of all ages (except Baby, of course). Looks cute on Toddlers. The lighter brown/auburn one looks similar to my hair.

Fruit Salad for Toddlers by bienchen83 - Replaces the default toddler food with a startlingly realistic fruit salad. It's not much, but I really like it.

Gothic Skull Dress for Toddlers by linn_myrra - Black gothic dress with a skull and crossbones, black-and-white striped stockings, and black shoes. Creepy but cute. Looks very nice in-game.

Baby Angel by natrobo - Yes, I know I'm just a bit obsessed with toddler stuff, but I just had to mention this. It's a short, slightly wavy hair with a cute headband. It reminds me of a girl I went to kindergarten with.

Maxis-Like Hair Color Recolors by Avaluna - A waist-length curly hair for Teen-Elder (I think) females. I jumped out of my chair when I saw it, because when my hair isn't straightened, it literally looks exactly like that. Perfect hair for my Simself. Would also work for a Taylor Swift, Hermione Granger, Bliss Llewellyn, Annabeth Chase, etc. Sim.

Victorian Hair by Unknown - It's the second/middle hair, top row. Basically, it's a curly version of the Pleasant twins' hairstyle. Originally, I found it on Somnium.

Back-to-School Collection for Kids by fakepeeps7 - A set of several very nice back-to-school clothes for Children. Man, I would've killed for clothes like this when I was about 6.

Get surely abducted when using "The Abductor 100" by CtfG - A hack that includes a special telescope that, when used at night, guarantees a 100% chance of abduction. Have fun with the little green tots!

Multi Pollination Technician Pack by sephiroth1 - Oh, joy! A multi-PT hack that doesn't have PTs with elf ears or weird orange skin or anything! *Victory dance* I like the green skin and big black eyes, and I don't mind the small nose, but I was seriously getting sick of the black hair, non-existant lips, and narrow jaws. Psst, I'm secretly fangirling all three of them (especially Multi-PT14, I love blonde aliens). Sadly, this doesn't work in my game - all I keep getting is alien babies that are fathered by the Maxis-made PT, AND have only one parent in their tree :(. I hope it works in yours, though.

Links
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