User:Mathetesalexandrou/Sandbox

Favorite Series and favorite characters

 * Warhammer 40k: Vulkan is the boss, Ferrus Manus also rox (asides from a rather human Darwinist tendency), Perturabo needs some love, and Milk for the Tzeentch charms! Also Trazyn waits for Blood Ravens to loot his gallery
 * Touhou: Big Eye Kaguya and Hnnngguya is greatest. Pool:903 Byakuren also wins but with very little flat chested options. Pad Chief also reigns, Kanako also owns the mikos. If limited to 12.3, Koishi win
 * Total War Series: Makedonia always. Greek Makedonia that is. Thou shalt get EB1 and EB2 for R:TW and M2K:TW respectively.
 * Command and Conquer Series: CABAL + Yuri + Kane makes for the best amount of win. Also, GLA owns the other two factions with the guided RPG missiles that requires no big money spent on say Javelins.
 * LoL : The game itself may not be my top favorite, but TARIC x EZREAL is the sacred couple. Lux x Ezreal is blasphemy. Add Glorious Evolution and Big fat ascension.
 * Teletubbies: ALL GLORY TO TINKY WINKY, BURN ALL PONIES PURGE ALL PONIES
 * Tsukihime : I wish to play me some Melty Blood but do not have. However, flat chest fix all the flaws and there is one such character that fits almost all of my sweet spots: long skirts, lack of exposure, long straight hair + bangs, and them glorious flat chest. Oh yiss.
 * Idolmasters : Personally I probably wouldn't play the game, but then 72. Enuff said.

Kallisto discovers Dictator
Kallisto was conducting business as normal, until Kallisto felt like taking a break. Kallisto decided to laugh at dictators like Ceausescu and attempted to look up dictators on youtube. Needless to say, Kallisto landed on The Dictator movie, and finding that interesting, Kallisto looked up at some OSTs, like Aladeenies. Kallisto then fumed once Kallisto heard the song.

"Admiral General Aladeen, he came down from heaven... I can't wait to have WooHoo with him..."

Kallisto: "By Megas Alexandros, this be utmost heresy! Well, it is also surprisingly funny. Hahahahahaha! This heresy associated with dictatorships! Woo, boy am I glad that I'm not one!

Hypatia: Are you sure, Kallisto?

Kallisto: Yes. Otherwise, I may order personal guards to have your head.

Hypatia: Yeah... Right. Now, not everyone buys your "I am not dictator" tag.

Kallisto: What? Who dares question my constitutional position?

Hypatia: How about... a friend of our creator?

Kallisto: Indeed? "Visits userpage" OMGWTFBBQ Heresy! "BLAM"

Hypatia: "snickering" so, Kallisto, what's the plan?

Kallisto: Hmm... I may need to break the 4th wall.

Hypatia: How?

Kallisto: Ah, is our author susceptible to our psyker abilities?

Hypatia: Not likely, given that he is the one that gave you them abilities.

Kallisto: Rats. Now to be sullen and angry like that King Ahab. Well, I don't have that Jezebel to make things worse...

Hypatia: That makes little sense.

Kallisto: Do you expect common sense from a Nephelokokkygaia, Hypatia?

Hypatia: I suppose not. But then Ahab was a sybarite.

Kallisto: Damn it, Hypatia, you're putting mental salt on my mental wound!

Hypatia: Hmm... I suppose we can request data from our author for entertainment.

Kallisto: Good idea! Let's get linked!

-After linking with Author's mind-

Kallisto: Ah, we should look at his most glorious song!

Hypatia: Which one? His favorites are legion.

Kallisto: This.

Hypatia: Yes... YEESSSSS! Rejoice in the coming of equality!

Eurydike: What's up with all that ruckus, Hypatia? What the heck is this?

Hypatia: This, Eurydike, is our author's favorite song. Revel in its pristine glory! Ah hahahahahaha! "quickly shakes head" Oh, please excuse my "evil" crackle, Eurydike. I presume I have caught Nephelokokkygitis from Kallisto.

Kallisto: That is not a bad thing, Hypatia. Keep in mind, Eurydike is also one herself. Hurray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way...