User:Sloppyjoemess

About me
Hi, I'm Sloppyjoemess (A grade school nickname), and I have been an active contributor on the wiki since July of 2010, but first played as Bob Newbie in July of 2006, and as Tutorial Joe in October 2006. The Sims is an amazing game, and anyone who says otherwise always seems to get a copy to play it for themselves from me, and of course has a change of mind afterwards. I happen to be the owner of every Sims game out (Except for World Adventures), including the rarer by the minute The Sims: Complete Collection, which I recommend to any avid Simmer. I'm also a top contributor on Humongous Entertainment Wikia, a wiki dedicaded to some of the best point and click games EVER, having written a fifth of the articles there. By the way, I completely recommend buying Fast Lane, as it is very much worth the $20 USD. So with that, Happy Simming!

(PS - For any of you wondering, I live on the outskirts of New York City. I think it's UTC -5 or something like that.)

My favorite pages

 * The Sims 3: Late Night (I think it'll live up to the hype)
 * Skyscraper (I originally wrote it)
 * Pirate Ship (I also wrote this)
 * Bridgeport (I called it in '07)
 * Belladonna Cove (From my favorite EP EVER)
 * Miss Crumplebottom (Who doesn't?)
 * Lolita Goth (Mortimer's mysterious relative)
 * Goopy GilsCarbo (Everyone loves a plaid clad cowboy)

Guess what song?
Whoever guesses it first gets bragging rights:

A zoomi zoe bah

Dazinka so ko

Agosa fraua

Eeza deegoo

Wer gada stayvup

Agada leilo

Wagodda dazall nabi gazi zayzo

Na na na...

Just tell me what it is by putting the name of the song and signing it below... good luck!