User talk:208.87.237.180

Retirement
Dearest 208.87.237.180,

Thank you for the friendly and well-written request you left on my talk page. I do want to let you know that I take your concerns seriously and will take actions to address the issues you've raised.

In your request you stated that I do not contrie. I am afraid that this is unfortunately true. I have never contried since joining the wiki. I apologize that this lack of contrieing has affected you negatively. In the future, I do proclaim that I shall make the utmost effort to contrie as often as humanely possible. I hope that my efforts to contrie meet with your satisfaction.

You state as well in your request that I am a terrible crat. I am sorry that you feel this way. I will endeavor to improve my cratting, and will focus and redouble my efforts at becoming a truly superior crat.

As to the subject of your request. Unfortunately, I cannot respond favorably to your request at this time. I assure you that I take your request to heart and do want you to know that I take all your myriad concerns totally seriously. This totally isn't a sarcastic response.

Thank you for leaving me your message.

With fond regards,

 LostInRiverview talk • blog  •  contribs 23:47, December 19, 2014 (UTC)

RE: How dare you!
I'm sorry, you must have got the wrong user. I have never vandalized another wiki, and I never said that I was ten years old either. --  C.Syde  ( talk &#124;  contribs ) 01:51, December 20, 2014 (UTC)