Writing (The Sims 3)/List of Specialist blurbs

Here is a list of blurbs for Specialist writers. Each genre has its own special blurb, except for Life Story, where the specialization will say "**Unknown Genre**".
 * Fiction Novelist
 * Fiction Novelist writes great stories about events that seem real, but never actually happened. Their Fiction Novels tend to be hits or best-sellers.


 * Non-Fiction Writer
 * Non-Fiction Writers tend to walk the path of truth as they manage to make real-life events compelling and worth reading. Their non-fiction books tend to be hits or best-sellers.


 * Science Fiction Novelist
 * Science Fiction novelists dream of the future's technologies, wars, and aliens years before they become realities. Their science fiction books are almost always hits or best-sellers.


 * Fantasy Novelist
 * Fantasy Novelists tell the most epic stories about dwarves, elves, and humans caught up in an ancient dilemma. Their fantasy novels are often hits or best-sellers.


 * Historical Author
 * Historical Authors truly know how to bring history alive so that it feels like a piece of fiction... but is true! Their historical books are frequently hits or best-sellers.


 * Drama Novelist
 * Drama Novelists know how to make their readers cry and jump up in their seats after an unexpected plot twist. They write more hits and best-sellers in the drama genre than anyone else.


 * Mystery Novelist
 * Mystery Novelists will leave your jaw dropped comfortably on the floor after every plot twist. Their mystery novels tend to fly off store shelves as hits and best-sellers.


 * Satire Novelist
 * Satire Novelists know how to satirize every situation. Readers are laughing on every page! Satire novels written by these writers are almost always hits or best-sellers.


 * Humor Novelist
 * Humor Novelists bring the funny with every page. Their humor books are constantly on the hit or best-seller lists.


 * Feature Article Writer
 * Feature Article writers write gripping, investigative pieces that cause newspapers to fly off news stands. Nobody writes more hit or best-selling articles than these writers.


 * Children's Book Author
 * Children's Book Authors have the best rhymes, illustrations, and lessons cleverly tucked inside a story about puppets. More of their children's books become hits or best-sellers than those written by others.


 * Trashy Novelist
 * Trashy Novelists write utter filth that their readers just devour. Almost every Trashy Novel they write becomes a hit or a best-seller.


 * Romance Novelist
 * Romance Novelists tell the best love stories that cause the over-emotional to cry every time. Their romantic novels tend to be hits or best-sellers.


 * Master of the Masterpiece
 * Masters of the Masterpiece are incredible craftsmen that perfectly tell every story they want to tell. Their Masterpieces rarely fail to become hits or best-sellers.


 * Horror Novelist
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 * Poet
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 * Sports Writer DO NOT TRANSLATE [sic]
 * Sports Writers write about sports. Touchdown from downtown. DO NOT TRANSLATE [sic]


 * Comic Book Writer
 * Comic book writers are masters at putting pictures to words to create action packed books that leave you hungering for more.