Mrs. CrumpleBottom


 * Not to be confused with Agnes Crumplebottom.

Mrs. Crumplebottom is an elderly NPC sim-woman featured in The Sims 2: Nightlife. She is frequently in Downtown lots, and is usually considered an obstacle in the lives of Sims. She is a relative of Agnes Crumplebottom, not the same person.

Personality
Mrs. Crumplebottom is a very old-fashioned, stern, and strict woman who appears to abide by a moral code from the late-19th Century. She detests when two Sims do any romantic interactions in public. When Mrs. Crumplebottom sees any of these actions taking place on a community lot, she will promptly scold the Sims, smack them, or beat them with her purse. If a Sim innocently wanders out in underwear or bathing suit, Mrs. Crumplebottom will lecture him/her until he/she changes back into his/her everyday clothes.

Appearance
Mrs. Crumplebottom almost always wears her signature outfit. This includes a long, straight, dress with a button-up overcoat, along with tight shoes, pearls, a pillbox-hat with a small daisy pinned on, a tight bun, and her large, dark purse. Her dress is a tan/cream color. Her hair is white/gray and is tied in a bun. In the original The Sims, she usually takes out an opera glasses from her purse to take a look at something. Her eyebrows always looked like she was angry all the time. In The Sims 3 she is an adult and she wears a long black buttoned up dress with long black sleeves, black mull like shoes and her bushed-up hair is blonde.

Distractions
If you have the Bon Voyage expansion pack installed in the game, a new character is introduced. The Unsavory Charlatan, a venturing scam artist, just seems to be attracted to sweet 'ol Mrs. Crumplebottom and if you are lucky enough to have both of these characters in the same lot he will try to have his way with her and serenade the "sweet" old lady. Sometimes it will work or sometimes he'll end up being beat by one of Mrs. Crumplebottom's famous purse-whippings. Now, how does this help you? It might give you some time to finish up in the lot and head home to safety.

She loves bowling more then she hates love, so you are safe in bowling alleys. She will play a game and never stop.

She also loves to drink; if you're working at a bar, she would be your best customer. Also, if you use boolprop to load her into a lot, she'll never leave. Mrs. Crumplebottom is possibly nothing but a decorative object, and the only way by deleting her is by force erroring her or deleting her with moveobjects. You can use one of the distractions to make sure she doesn't pester your sim!

Dear old Mrs. Cruplebottom is also impossible to change. If you welcome her into your home through use of cheats, namely Boolprop testingcheatsenabled, and try to use the Sim Modder, her behavior will not change in the least. Even with full niceness, she will still reprimand you for showing affection, showing too much skin, or slacking off. It's really a waste of time to even try to fix her.

If you have The Sims 2: Seasons Expansion Pack, if a Sim wishes for Romance into a wishing well, There is a 50% chance that Mrs. Crumplebottom will crawl out of the well and hit the Sim with her purse!