User:Woganhemlock

Not to be confused with Wogan Hemlock.

IRC
If you need to find me on the IRC, find WoganHemlock. I'm on often, but if you need to talk to me, just give me a message and I'll head on over!

About me
I have been playing the sims for a very long time. I know almost everything about the game. I decided to put my knowledge to good use on this wiki.

I am currently an editor here, but sometimes at other wikis, such as the Jak and Daxter wiki and The Simpsons wiki.

Because I have played the series for nearly 7 years, I know a lot about it. I am active on the questions forum and try to reply as soon as possible. If you have a question that is absolutely positively important and urgent, leave it here. Thanks!

My favorite Sims

 * Wogan Hemlock, my namesake. There is a long story behind this, and I don't have time to tell it!
 * Bella Goth, obviously.
 * The bizarre and amusing Mrs. Crumplebottom.

My Favorite Pages

 * The Sims Wiki IRC Channel: Quotes: Always good for a laugh.
 * Can't think of any more, check again soon.

Testing and To Do List
This is where I test out editing, new signatures and such. My to-do list is here also. You can add to my list, if you like. DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING!!!

Funny Stuff
From IRC - Don't push your luck!

[19:01]  !8ball 

[19:01]  *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "": Yes

[19:01]  ALRIGHT!!!

[19:01]  WHO ROCKS!

[19:01]  Take that, 8ball! I win! Hahahahahahaha!

[19:01]  !8ball 

[19:02]  Lets see what else... !8ball Is 8ball pointless

[19:04]  Umm...

[19:05]  !8ball Is the 8ball pointless?

[19:05]  *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Is the 8ball pointless?": Are you crazy?!

Moral of the story - Don't push your luck with computers.

From IRC - Keep bothering the 8ball
[19:07]  !8ball Is the magic 8ball really magic, or a fraud?

[19:07]  *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Is the magic 8ball really magic, or a fraud?": Are you crazy?!

[19:08]  !8ball Is WoganHemlock awesome?

[19:08] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Is WoganHemlock awesome?": Anything could happen.

[19:08] <WoganHemlock> !8ball Is WoganHemlock awesome?

[19:08] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Is WoganHemlock awesome?": Of course!

Moral of the story - If you bother 8ball enough, you get what you want.