Elizabeth Aspir

Elizabeth Aspir (née Nejem) lives in Desiderata Valley with her husband, Victor, her daughter, Pauline, and her father-in-law, Luis. Elizabeth's hobby is Arts and Crafts, and she works as a Field Sales Representative. It is shown in Elizabeth's memories that she went to private school and went steady with her husband Victor Aspir, but what is quite shocking for players is that she had her first kiss with her best friend (Hannah Wirth's) husband Issac Bell before she married Victor. Players can choose to explore their relationship as they are best friends at the start of the game. The odd thing about her is that according to her memories (see below), she only met Issac after she kissed him. This is most likely just an error.

She might be a parody of Betty Newbie.

Memories

 * Grew Up Well
 * Learned To Walk From Cyrus
 * Potty Trained By Cyrus
 * Learned to Talk From Diana
 * Grew Up Well
 * Got an A* Report Card
 * Grew Up Well
 * Got In to Private School
 * Had very first kiss with Issac (Issac Bell)
 * Met Hannah (Hannah Bell)
 * Met Sharon (Sharon Wirth)
 * Got a Job
 * Met Issac (?)
 * Met Victor (Victor Aspir)
 * Made Best Friends with Hannah (Hannah Bell)
 * Met Marian (Marian Wirth)
 * Met Samuel (Samuel Wirth)
 * Met Ruth (Ruth Bell)
 * Met Bartholomew (Bartholomhew Bell)
 * Went Steady With Victor (Victor Aspir)
 * Kissed Victor For The First Time
 * Met Luis (Luis Aspir)
 * Met Noriko (Noriko Aspir)
 * Samuel Died (Samuel Wirth)
 * Marian Died (Marian Wirth)
 * Grew Up Well
 * Got A Promotion
 * Made First BFF (Hannah Bell)
 * Bartholohew Died (Bartholomhew Bell)
 * Ruth Died (Ruth Bell)
 * Fire!
 * Fell In Love With Victor
 * Got Engaged to Victor
 * Got Married To Victor
 * Did Woohoo With Victor
 * Diana Died (Diana Nejem)
 * Cyrus Died (Cyrus Nejem)
 * Had Pauline! (Pauline Aspir)
 * Met Natasha (Natasha Una)
 * Met John (John Mole)
 * Noriko Died (Noriko Aspir)
 * Pauline Grew Up Well
 * Moved In