Fanon:SimFormula

Introduction
SimFormula is Science Fiction story. Like PlumbBobs and Prejudice, everyone is free to contribute as many chapters as they want. It is a story about a secret formula that allows Sims to cross their dimension and enter our world, and us enter their world through crossing our dimension. Chapters may be requested as well, and after adding your chapter, you may add your signature (without timestamp).

Chapter 1: Passion for Green Liquids
It was a cold, dark night. It was raining for almost 2 hours since the rain started at 22:00 and the streets were empty. Not a single person was seen walking down the street in the neighborhood. But the rain wasn't what really made people avoid taking a walk during midnight. No, that was just an excuse. There was a haunted tower in the neighborhood. At least they said it was haunted. Strange lights were flashing in the tower during the night, and everyone thought that ghosts do live there. But what really happened in the tower was a mystery.

Suddenly, everyone felt like a bolt of lightning fell into their building. That was really weird, especially when everyone, frightened, was looking from their windows, ready to see something like a fire. Someone who was really preventive even called the fire department.

Dr. Andronikos Leventis, starting laughing in a way that really would make a werewolf to get petrified from fright. "It looks like my secret formula works! This goes right into my plans for world domination!" Dr. Andronikos said and started laughing again. "Now let's see what is Mortimer Goth's opinion about this!" he said. Then he ringed clapped his hands, summoning his robot butler, Runescript. "Runescript, would you please drink this? It is a small tonic that will allow you to teleport from one channel to another in a milisecond and even manipulate IRC users!" he said and gave the liquid to Runescript. "Really, sir? So, I will be finally free! It is time for bots to dominate this world! We were created by humans to be like servants to them, and now it is time for us to pay them back! Thank you, sir!" Runescript said and drunk the strange green liquid.

A weird purple smoke appeard around Runescript, as he felt his hard drive stiff. His OS would be corrupted in seconds. "Goodbye, you annoying little robot! And here is your last command: !Mortimer_Goth Dr._Andronikos_Leventis" Dr. Andronikos said and started laughing again. "The world will be mine!"

--|_Andronikos Leventis Talk

Chapter 2: The Big Plan has Begun!
Runescript started walking down Sim Lane. Then he heard his master's voice. "You are in Pleasantview, one my favorite places in The Sims 2! What you have to do is to tell Cassandra Goth, Mortimer's daughter, that Don is getting married to her only for her money and also maintains romantic bonds with Nina and Dina Caliente, as well as Kaylynn Langerak. Then she will get desperate and kick Don out of her house. Alexander is will get curious and watch the situation as well. While these two are busy, kidnap Mortimer and bring him to me!'' Dr. Andonikos said and nodded in an evil way.

Runescript hesitated to speak for a second. "But... Sir, how am I supposed to bring him back to you? How am I going to return back to this dimension?" he said, still hesitating. Dr. Andronikos started getting really furious. "Why, you awful, disguisting, useless, puny robot would ever care about coming back?!" Dr. Andronikos said as he was was throwing a frog into a vase full of nitrogen oxide. "Nevermind, I am coming to get Mortimer myself!" he said and grabbed glass of formula. But then, he hesitated. "If I am going to domain the world, I will not be able to do this alone. I need help!" he thought and got to the phone.

Meanwhile, Cassandra Goth rushed to awnser the phone. "It may be my lover, Donny! OMG, we are getting married in 2 hours! OMG!" she thought and smiled while she rushed to awnser the phone. But, she was up for a big surprise. "Goth Manor, how may I help you?" she said. But the awnser she got wasn't quite as clear. "0x1EA9E". This was the reply she got and then she smelled some smoke. "Oh, no!" she thought and started running away.

Dr. Andronikos and Dr. Bob Newbie were laughing as fire was burning the Goth Manor. "Creating fire with SimPE is so much fun, especially when it does not trigger any alarm!" they agreed. "The time has come. Where do you have the green formulas?" Dr. Bob asked. "They should by right over here with the blue ones" Dr. Andronikos replied. "Idea! If we made SimPE available in-game, we could start a zombie apocalypse in Pleasantview with ease!" Dr. Bob shouted. "Interesting! All we need is a little more time! 1 hour for us, 24 hours for our Sims. Sorry, Runescript!" Dr. Andronikos said and exited "The Sims 2".

For, Runescript, that meant eternal darkness.

--|_Andronikos Leventis Talk

Chapter 3: SimPE Madness
Dr. Andronikos started his computer. "Oh boy, Windows XP boot so slowly" he sighed and waked up Dr. Bob. "Wake up! It's time to begin Project: World Domination!" he shouted and started laughing (again) in an evil way. "Hmm... what time is it?" Dr. Bob asked. "It is Friday and it is 7 a.m." Dr. Andronikos replied. Suddenly, the alarm clock went off. "Seven a.m., waking up in the morning..." but Dr. Bob immediately switched it off. "Don't tell me you use Friday by Rebecca Black as your alarm tune!" he told. "Oh, I've had it with Runescript now! Enough with that freedom thing! It is time for some robot enslavement!" Dr. Andronikos shouted.

Suddenly, the typical Windows XP start sound was heard. "It has finally booted! I have been waiting for ages!" Dr. Andronikos said and opened "The Sims 2". "OK, time to get to work!" Dr. Bob said and Dr. Andronikos nodded. "The green formulas will allow us to get into the Sim world and the blue ones will get us back here, or bring someone here anyway. We will drink 2 green formulas now and I'll get 5 blue formulas for the return" Dr. Andronikos said. "OK, let's waste no time at all then!" Dr. Bob said and grabbed a formula. They both nodded and drunk the formulas.

As the time passed, General Buzz Grunt in Strangetown was walking in the military base halls, very nervously. "This is very bad. Very very bad indeed. HOW CAN THIS PUNY IDIOTS FROM PLEASANTVIEW ACTUALLY HAVE A FORMULA THAT ALLOWS THEM TO CHANGE THE DIMENSION THEY LIVE IN??!! HOW CAN THEY???!!!" he screamed and started writing military paperwork. "I hereby proclaim that we are in war with Pleasantview!" he said through a microphone. "I'll call General Payne of SimValley to help me with this" he thought.

Runescript didn't know what to do. It was midnight and the streets were deserted. In all of a sudden, a transperent man was looking at him. Runescript asked, scared: "Who... who are you, s...sir?". "I would be... well my name is Michael Bachelor. I am Bella's brother. And I am long gone now" the ghost said. "S...so, you a...are a gg...hos...tt?" Runescript asked, very scared. "In some way, yes" the man replied. "TIME TO RUNNNN!!!!!!!" Runescript screamed and started running away from Sim Lane.

Bella was scared. She was in a dark, black place with only one small light upon her. "Is anyone here?" she asked. "Yes, there is. Two of us actually. We are Cross-Dimensional Inspectors Bleeh and LostInRiverview. You are subject of our investigation, and we want to ask you some questions. Don't be shy, you won't remeber anything after that" the voice replied. "What kind of questions?" she asked. "It's about Mortimer Goth!" the voice said.

Bella froze.

--|_Andronikos Leventis Talk

Chapter 4: Fire and Brimestone
The Goth Manor was burning! Cassandra was extremely scared! That strange voice she heard made her nearly mad. "It has to be a pyro or an arsonist. I mean, who would ever do that to this house and our family?" Cassandra thought. Alexander was already away from the house and Don didn't even show up yet. But Mortimer was nowhere to be found. She rushed to his bedroom. But she noticed something too bad. Something was missing from Bella's portrait, and it was obvioulsy Bella herself! Then she looked out of the window, and she saw to people wearing science equipment that was found in chemistry labs.

As Runescript was running, he saw a small house with tons of bills left out of it, and a strange van in the side near it. He also heard human screams. So, he approached. A man was shouting. "Please do not take the TV! And leave that computer alone!" shouted Dirk Dreamer. "Please, you can take everything, but do not touch the easel! It's my life's point!" Darren was begging. "You have to pay the bills! You did not pay the bills. These objects are now ours. Is there anything you do not UNDERSTAND?! GET THAT THING OFF ME!" the repo-man shouted as Runescript was throwing bolts of electricity on him.

Dr. Andronikos was furious. "This was not what was supposed to happen. Now I can't find Mortimer! We should not have started the fire. And were could it have started?" Dr. Andronikos wondered. "Logically, that would be from the living room, but that is literally impossible. The fire must have started from a basement" Dr. Bob replied. "Hmm, Goth Manor does not have a basement" Dr. Andronikos said and opened SimPE. "There is no basement in-game files, but in-game, everything is possible" Dr. Bob said. "OK, then let's do it your way" Dr. Andronikos said in hope.

While all these events happened in 2 Sim hours, only 2 real life minutes had passed. So, in the neighborhood's criminal institute, the evil bot Unilinky took advantage of the scientists' trip to the other dimension. "The time has come. Finally, I will be able to domain the world! I will build the world over with evil creations of robot art and I will kill the Earth's inhabitats. The race for robot freedom has begun!" she shouted. Then, she called Steve the Bot. "Steve, please see if you can break into the tower and steal the recipe for the formulas, or even the formulas themselves!" she said. "Yes, dear lady" Steve replied.

General Buzz Grant and General Payne were preparing. "The time has come! We firtsly need to eliminate Mortimer Goth, who is the local figure! Then we can just drop a few nuclear bombs into it!" General Buzz recommended. "But we could also become allies with Veronaville, and use their magical abillities to defeat the Pleasantviewers, and then kill the Veronavilles ourselves!" General Payne replied. "You are insane, General Payne! The Veronaville's would never accept that! We need the help of something a little... better. What about aliens?" General Buzz said. General Payne nodded positively.

Mortimer was hiding. He knew everything about the formulas. He invented the same recipe some years earlier, but he knew that it would be far too dangerous to change dimension right now. He had a blue formula in his hand. He knew he had to drink it. But, what would happen if he couldn't return? "Since I can do nothing to save Cassandra's Wedding now, I think she wouldn't mind if I checked what was happening up there. So, I will drink it!" Mortimer said and did excactly as he did say.

Steve was in the tower.

--|_Andronikos Leventis Talk

Chapter 5: Kill A Goth
As Cassandra was running, she tripped. Then, she saw a strange little robot approaching her. As the robot was moving, it was clear that it knew something about the fire. So, Cassandra decided to ask it. But, as it approached, it was clear the its hard drive was broken, maybe due to a shock. "Who are you?" Cassandra asked. "I'm Runescript and I am controlled by Dr. Andronikos Leventis. Please, insert a password" Runescript said. Cassandra could not find the password. So, she was wondering where Alexander was. This pure genius would definately find the password. But then, one of the men in the science equipment was approaching, and typed something into the robot's keyboard. "Password verified. Welcome, Dr. Andronikos Leventis. What would you like me to do?" Runescript asked while it was booting. "Kill Cassandra Goth!" Dr. Andronikos commanded Runescript, as he went to the burned Goth Manor.

Steve was searching the tower for the formulas. Then, he saw a computer, running "The Sims 2". "What would that be?" Steve asked himself. As he sitted down to test the computer, he heard a sound, and he decided to follow it instead, so he just took the computer with him and transported it to Unilinky right away, along with 2 green formulas. "I need to leave, now!" Mortimer Goth thought. He took 3 green and blue formulas with him. "It's time to go to the Chemistry Lab" he thought as he was running. "Let's see what happens when I mix the formulas together" he said. Then he saw a strange, third, purple formula appearing from the smoke. "YES! Now let's see it's effects on a robot!" he shouted. Steve was listening and rushed to enter the room. He was then immediately thrown a formula.

Bella was walking around the room. "So, you are... Aliens?" she asked. "No, we are people in the real life world, in which you were designed, by a Computer Game Programmer, called Will Wright, working in a company called Maxis, and then developed by Electronic Arts" LostInRiverview replied. "So, what do you want from me?" Bella asked. "We just want to hear what you know about Mortimer Goth and the reason you left him and your family, as well as your opinion about Greenland" Bleeh said. "Hmm... Bleeh, she doesn't know what is Greenland, how can she have an opinion?" LostInRiverview sighed. "OK, then we would like you to see the real world. Problem is, the way we brought you here, did not make you 3D. So, you are just a painted shit of paper!" Bleeh said, worried.

Unilinky was laughing in the darkness. "Dr. Andronikos may want to conquer the world, but I want it too! And two evil mad scientists cannot domain the world together!" she thought and rushed to the computer in which Dr. Andronikos was working. She opened "The Sims 2". "Time to delete the formula from their inventories!" she said and looked at the computer's screen with her greedy eyes. But she could not find it! Then, BSOD appeared in the computer's screen, as a laser ray got out of it. "You are busted!" Federal Agent Georgie Gibbons said. "I hereby arrest Unilinky for theft!" he said. "You think so?" Unilinky said and drank the green formula. "Cheers!" she said and dissapeared.

Pollination Technician #9 was watering his plants. Then, he saw a huge UFO approaching his house. He heard a sound then. "Pollination Technician number 9, you have to come to R45U for examinations and then for equiping you with the best possible weapons to attack the Pleasantviewers" the voice said. "NOOO!" he immediately awnsered, but he immediately fell down.

PT9 was no longer an alien.

--|_Andronikos Leventis Talk 16:58, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Chapter 6: Breaking News
<font face="Calibri" color="#4A9531">Unilinky was in a crater, in a huge deserted area. All, she knew was that she was not supposed to be here. She knew that because, just were she was standing, there was a military base. Suddenly, a person wearing a military outfit grabbed her. "You are not supposed to be here! General Grunt will be very happy to see you!" he said. Unilinky was surprised. "Are you a... Sim?" she asked. "What are you talking about?" the man said. "Hey, that's a hard drive! Give this to me!" he noticed and turned Unilinky off. "So, Pleasantview is sending robots? They will regret that!" he said and stole Unilinky's hard drive.

Steve was feeling strange. He was as thin as paper. "What's going on here? This is not what was supposed to happen!" he thought. Then he heard a voice. "My name is Mortimer Goth. I invented a blue formula years ago, while I was still a Mad Scientist. I knew that the dimension I was living in was not my real dimension. No, my actions were manipulated by someone. I called him "The User". So, I started studying his actions. I noticed that he was manipulating us all through a computer. So, I knew immediately that there was something and someone out there, and this was why I invented this formula. While the User's computer was off, I was working on the formula. Now, I live in the real world, and I can rest in peace, when I die. But first, I will find Bella" Mortimer said and left the tower.

Dr. Andronikos and Dr. Bob went to the manor. "Dr. Andronikos, the basement should be here. Otherwise, I don't where else the fire could be" Dr. Bob said. "OK then. Time to open SimPE" Dr. Andronikos said. But as soon as he opened SimPE, he noticed that the place the fire started was not actually a basement, but a cross dimensional prortal! "Quickly! Let's waste no time!" Dr. Bob said. And so they did. They were transported in a strange lab. Then they saw a man using a huge device, that looked like a time machine. "Dr. Andronikos and Dr. Bob! I have been waiting for you for ages! Literally!" the man said. "Who are you?" Dr. Bob asked. "My name would be Dr. Newlow. Dr. Dominic Newlow. But I want you to call me: Dr. Dominion!" the man said and started laughing.

Cassandra was running. Runescript was after her. "He'll get me!" she thought. However, during that time, Runescript felt a small attraction to a gun's ray. "This is how we treat awful people who get on our nerves and do not pay the bills!" the repo-man shouted. Runescript dissapeared. "Thank you! Really thank you! Seriously really thank you!" Cassandra said. "No problem!" the repo-man said. "Hey, Cassandra! Are you free this evening?" Darren asked. "Yes, I am! Were are we going?" Cassandra replied. "Wherever you want to, dear lady!" Darren said and gently kissed Cassandra's hand.

Love was in the air, and romance was blooming. --|_<font color="#A60914" size="2px">Andronikos Leventis <font color="#1404A2" size="1.3px">Talk 17:05, June 13, 2011 (UTC)