Fanon:Uncle Salad

Uncle Salad is a Sim who lives in Sunset Valley. Ge is quite obsessed with salad. When first played, Uncle Salad is 21 days from becoming an elder.

Biography
Ge lives in a slightly modified version of The Monotone house where every object, wall panel, floor tile, and item, (except the parking lot and small white fences, which cannot be retextured) has the same green texture that has radishes and tomatoes on it, representing a salad. There are also autumn salads littered around gis house, one on gis coffee table, two on gis dining table, three on gis kitchen counter, two in gis bathroom

Ge doesn't know anyone else who lives in the town. Ge is Insane, and likes to steal other people's salads, as ge believes all salads belong to gim. In order to do this, ge is Athletic and super muscular and in shape so ge can outrun people and steal their salads. Being a Slob, ge doesn't mind eating spoiled salad, ge believes that every salad is beautiful and perfect. Even though ge is Vegetarian, ge is more of a "saladatarian" and will get sick and upset if ge eats anything but salad. Ge also Hates the Outdoors because ge never finds salad out there.

Ge has a green mohawk with red color tips and highlights. Gis shirt is also the same pattern that gis entire house. Oddly enough, gis shoes are green and yellow, and gis pants are green camouflage.

Trivia

 * Uncle Salad was created as a joke with the creator and his brother.
 * Uncle Salad's biography refers to Uncle Salad as "ge, gim, gis, and gimself" which means that ge uses these pronouns instead "he, him, his, and himself." This stemmed from a typo that occurred while typing the biography but then went too far.
 * Uncle Salad is asexual and aromantic. Romance and WooHoo would just get in gis way of obtaining more salad.
 * Despite his name being Uncle Salad, ge has no nephews, nieces, or any family relationships in the game.