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"Your energy use has just spiked. You'd better be careful." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Do you canoe?" —A prank call in The Sims.

"You have been chosen. They will come soon." —A prank call in The Sims.

"You're a Summer and should decorate accordingly if you want to live most harmoniously in your house." —A prank call in The Sims.

"You're a Spring and should decorate accordingly if you want to live most harmoniously in your house." —A prank call in The Sims.

"You're a Winter and should decorate accordingly if you want to live most harmoniously in your house." —A prank call in The Sims.

"You're an Autumn and should decorate accordingly if you want to live most harmoniously in your house." —A prank call in The Sims.

"The number 3 is very important in your life right now." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Your psychic advisor suggests that you work on improving relationships with those closest to you because you'll need them in the next lunar review." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Your psychic advisor has had very strong vibrations coming from your Seventh House. You should stay away from any building activities during the next week." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Your psychic advisor suggests that you keep your secrets well this month. There may be untrustworthy individuals in your environs." —A prank call in The Sims.

"The drop off has been made. You've been warned." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Your psychic advisor suggests that you plan your meetings very carefully this month because you may have some unexpected news." —A prank call in The Sims.

"The number 6 will be very important for you in the next 24 hours." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Wrong number. Sorry." —A prank call in The Sims.

"The end is near. Make preparations." —A prank call in The Sims.

"The flashing light was just a test. You'll have plenty of warning next time." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Your psychic advisor's head has just exploded. Be forewarned." —A prank call in The Sims.

"They're coming soon. Maybe you should think twice about opening the door." —A prank call in The Sims

"We're fixing your phone line. Don't pick up the phone the next time it rings." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Should we have a baby?" —A Sim requesting for a baby in The Sims.

"Disgusting! NEVER have I witnessed such a tasteless flouting of proper manners in all my days! As the young folks say, get a room!" —Miss Crumplebottom when seeing two Sims romantically interact.

"How dare you! This is a public area! Have you no sense of decency? We have standards in this town you know!" —Miss Crumplebottom when seeing two Sims romantically interact.

"The NERVE of some people! Public displays of affection in MY town? Not on my watch! Behave yourself!" —Miss Crumplebottom when seeing two Sims romantically interact.

"What kind of a sick joke is this!? Why is that skeleton wearing my uniform!? Wait a minute, how is that skeleton doing anything at all? I'm outta here, you people are creepy!" —Brigit the Maid when seeing Bonehilda.

"If the point of playing The Sims 2 was to kill off all of your Sims, then you would be the world champion! But, unfortunately, the way things stand now, The Sims 2 is still a LIFE simulator." —Grim Reaper dialogue box when all the Sims in a household die.

"Education: BA Human Development, University of Hawaii Favorite Band: Styx Short Piers: I like it when you take long walks." —Grim Reaper's biography in The Sims 2.''

"What did I do to deserve this?" —Mom Landgraab, The Sims Bustin' Out

"That rich pig Malcolm! I hate him!" —Mom Landgraab, The Sims Bustin' Out

"I've had it with this entire town, even you Mimi! Take, take, take! Spend, spend, SPEND! Let's see how YOU like it for once!" —Malcolm Landgraab, before taking Mimi's objects in The Sims Bustin' Out.