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"Your energy use has just spiked. You'd better be careful." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Do you canoe?" —A prank call in The Sims.

"You have been chosen. They will come soon." —A prank call in The Sims.

"You're a Summer and should decorate accordingly if you want to live most harmoniously in your house." —A prank call in The Sims.

"You're a Spring and should decorate accordingly if you want to live most harmoniously in your house." —A prank call in The Sims.

"You're a Winter and should decorate accordingly if you want to live most harmoniously in your house." —A prank call in The Sims.

"You're an Autumn and should decorate accordingly if you want to live most harmoniously in your house." —A prank call in The Sims.

"The number 3 is very important in your life right now." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Your psychic advisor suggests that you work on improving relationships with those closest to you because you'll need them in the next lunar review." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Your psychic advisor has had very strong vibrations coming from your Seventh House. You should stay away from any building activities during the next week." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Your psychic advisor suggests that you keep your secrets well this month. There may be untrustworthy individuals in your environs." —A prank call in The Sims.

"The drop off has been made. You've been warned." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Your psychic advisor suggests that you plan your meetings very carefully this month because you may have some unexpected news." —A prank call in The Sims.

"The number 6 will be very important for you in the next 24 hours." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Wrong number. Sorry." —A prank call in The Sims.

"The end is near. Make preparations." —A prank call in The Sims.

"The flashing light was just a test. You'll have plenty of warning next time." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Your psychic advisor's head has just exploded. Be forewarned." —A prank call in The Sims.

"They're coming soon. Maybe you should think twice about opening the door." —A prank call in The Sims

"We're fixing your phone line. Don't pick up the phone the next time it rings." —A prank call in The Sims.

"Should we have a baby?" —A Sim requesting for a baby in The Sims.

"Disgusting! NEVER have I witnessed such a tasteless flouting of proper manners in all my days! As the young folks say, get a room!" —Miss Crumplebottom when seeing two Sims romantically interact.

"How dare you! This is a public area! Have you no sense of decency? We have standards in this town you know!" —Miss Crumplebottom when seeing two Sims romantically interact.

"The NERVE of some people! Public displays of affection in MY town? Not on my watch! Behave yourself!" —Miss Crumplebottom when seeing two Sims romantically interact.

"What kind of a sick joke is this!? Why is that skeleton wearing my uniform!? Wait a minute, how is that skeleton doing anything at all? I'm outta here, you people are creepy!" —Brigit the Maid when seeing Bonehilda.

"If the point of playing The Sims 2 was to kill off all of your Sims, then you would be the world champion! But, unfortunately, the way things stand now, The Sims 2 is still a LIFE simulator." —Grim Reaper dialogue box when all the Sims in a household die.

"Education: BA Human Development, University of Hawaii Favorite Band: Styx Short Piers: I like it when you take long walks." —Grim Reaper's biography in The Sims 2.''

"Good news! You didn't have any bugs! Bad news: You still owe me simoleons for coming over." —The Exterminator, when there's no roach in the house.

"I've wanted to be a weather man my entire life. Sure other kids thought I was weird playing with my barometer during recess but I knew I was meant to affect people's lives." —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"Why do they call us Meteorologists? I have never predicted a meteor in my whole life! They're scary. If you see one, let me know and I'll tell people. I'm on TV, you know." —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"Sorry, but I can't help you today. I'm out at the pool." —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"When it's a really hot Summer day, sometimes I think about cold things, and my mind tricks my body into thinking it's cooler than it really is. Except one time I thought about too much ice cream and it made my stomach hurt." —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"Weather prediction is a serious science. I have a college degree in it. At least I think it was a college. It was all done on the Internet, but I got a shiny certificate in the mail!" —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"I'm having a bad day. Just go outside if you want to know about the weather. Stop bothering me." —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"You know when people say things like "It's raining cats and dogs out there!" Well, that doesn't happen. Trust me. I've checked." —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"It's allergy season out there. The pollen count is off the charts! I'm sneezing just thinking about it!" —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"Can you help me out with something I've always wondered about? If you're in the pool, and it starts raining, do you get more wet?" —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"''I have the greatest job in the world. I can be completely wrong nearly all the time and never get fired. When I make a mistake, I can just shake my head and say, "What are ya gonna do? It's the weather!" How sweet is that?" —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons''.

"Oh, what's the big deal? It's hot, it's cold, it's raining, it's snowing. Who cares? It still doesn't change the fact that my job is basically to look out the window. You know how depressing that is?" —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"Hello. You have reached the Weather Station. We're not in right now, but if you leave a message after the beep..." —The Weatherman's forecast in The Sims 2: Seasons.

"What did I do to deserve this?" —Mom Landgraab, The Sims Bustin' Out

"That rich pig Malcolm! I hate him!" —Mom Landgraab, The Sims Bustin' Out

"I've had it with this entire town, even you Mimi! Take, take, take! Spend, spend, SPEND! Let's see how YOU like it for once!" —Malcolm Landgraab, before taking Mimi's objects in The Sims Bustin' Out.