Hank Goddard

Hank Goddard is the fiancee of Pauline Wan and similar to Don Lothario and Hal Breckenridge. He is described as the typical "beach bum", wearing a blue tank top with purple shorts and flip flops. He is enagaged and living with Pauline Wan, but it is difficult to get them to marry, because they both have the Commitment Issues trait and both aspire to be Heartbreaker's. Hank works in the Law Enforcement career track as a Traffic Cop.

A picture of Hank and his fiancé Pauline on the phone with each-other appears on a board on the side of the bookstore.