The Sims Wiki:Chat/quotes

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ColinThePanda Sorry, you're spelling and grammar hurt my eyes AsherÉire *your AsherÉire  :P Starmoonie lol AsherÉire The irony
 * The irony

ColinThePanda You just missed him calling us dirty peasants! ^_^ Starmoonie *Gasp* that makes me Aladdin huh? :D ColinThePanda OMG ColinThePanda YES ColinThePanda I'M ALADDIN! ColinThePanda Does that mean I can fly on carpets? AsherÉire We're all Aladdin! Yaaay! Starmoonie NO, there can only be one Aladdin!
 * We're Aladdin!

AsherÉire: Me... *Hippie Mode Activated* AsherÉire: I nearly typed Hippo... ColinThePanda: Looool! XD AsherÉire: *Hippo Mode Activated* AsherÉire: *BOOP*
 * Hippo Mode Activated

Bakerychaz: *thougj Bakerychaz: **though Bakerychaz: *always AsherÉire: Typoitis is contagious :P Bakerychaz: TYPOS WILL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH AsherÉire: Aye :) Bakerychaz:  HANGING AT 1:00AM AsherÉire:  Ooh, I thought you were calm and collected :/ Bakerychaz: We're killing typos AsherÉire:  Leave me outta this! XD Bakerychaz:  NOOOOOOO!!! AsherÉire:  I've just bit my lip again from laughing XD ColinThePanda:  Looooooooool XD Bakerychaz:  TYPOS ARE DECEASED Bakerychaz: I CAN CALM DOWN BUT I WON'T AsherÉire:  Feel better now? AsherÉire: Nope... Bakerychaz: DEATH TO ASH AND COLIN AsherÉire:  She's frickin lethal AsherÉire:  JEEZ NO Bakerychaz:  I am... Bakerychaz:  ASH IS DEAD Bakerychaz: COLIN IS DEAD AsherÉire:  What the frick did I do? AsherÉire:  I've been dead since '88 Bakerychaz:  You're dead! Stop talking! ColinThePanda:  But... it can't be AsherÉire:  Make me >:) ColinThePanda: I'm a god of death Bakerychaz: SHUT UP! Bakerychaz: THAT OUGHT TO DO IT AsherÉire: Uh oh... I'm starting to run now... ColinThePanda: Me like my new userpage! ^-^ Bakerychaz: I think this is our funniest chat! AsherÉire: Awesomes Bakerychaz: DEATH TO THE USERPAGE AsherÉire: WOAH! ColinThePanda: NOOOOOOOO AsherÉire: STOP BEING MENTAL YOU STOLE MY FRICKEN LIFE PURPOSE Bakerychaz: USERPAGE IS STABBED Bakerychaz: USERPAGE WAS FRICKING LETHAL AsherÉire: I thought you were the gentle one! >_< Bakerychaz: I am  Bakerychaz: I'm back now ColinThePanda: Yaaay! Bakerychaz: You can come back to life
 * Death to typos

DontFearTheReaper: I'm listening to Sims 2 music because I am a nerd Freedom50000: Nerds aren't bad The world needs more nerds and less morons
 * Nerds > Morons

Freedom50000: Oh, boys and there silly little electronic games C; ColinThePanda: HEY, you play TS3 Freedom50000: ...Doesn't count... ColinThePanda: How so? :o Freedom50000: Because it chose not to count. ColinThePanda: Seems legit
 * The Game Chooses

Bakerychaz: Ugh EmailUser isn't loading at all ColinThePanda: Tell it to load! >:c Bakerychaz: I have Bakerychaz: It's not listening ColinThePanda: >:o ColinThePanda: How dare it not listen to the almighty Char Char Bakerychaz: I know!
 * The Almighty Char Char

ColinThePanda: I'm not spesh :c ColinThePanda: Or talentful AsherÉire: I doubt it Colin ColinThePanda: I don't Bakerychaz: That's not true! ColinThePanda: But tanks :3 AsherÉire: IT ISN'T AsherÉire: LISTEN TO THE MIGHTY CHAR CHAR ColinThePanda: Okay! Okay! >.< AsherÉire: Aha, I win again I'm too stubborn for my own good Bakerychaz: CHAR CHAR RULES THE HOLY CHAT Bakerychaz: KNEEL! Bakerychaz: KNEEL BEFORE MY GLORY! AsherÉire: But... but... you love Ashie Washie ColinThePanda: Praise the Char Char! PRAAIIISE THE CHAR CHAR!!! AsherÉire: Uh, ok Bakerychaz: THE CHAR CHAR RULES THE UNIVERSE AND ALL PARALLEL UNIVERSES AsherÉire: But not my universe AsherÉire: You have to be a real nut case to rule that Bakerychaz: ALL UNIVERSES HENCE THAT TOO Bakerychaz: Oh! Sorry, I just switched to my other personality.... Bakerychaz: My altar ego Bakerychaz: The almighty Char Char ColinThePanda: Even the panda galaxy? :c Bakerychaz: Yeah ColinThePanda: You can have every other place, but if you so much as lay a finger on the panda glaxay.... oooooh Bakerychaz: She rules that too ColinThePanda: This call for a revolution! Bakerychaz: All of the Pandas in the universe vs. charlotte .... i know who will win Bakerychaz: CHARLOTTE ColinThePanda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ColinThePanda: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE! Bakerychaz: THE PANDAS SHALL DIEEEE
 * The Almighty Char Char Returns


 * Face fail

DevlyHallows: >;) * <:) * :<) Salammbo: xD DevlyHallows: Face fail!

GAHSIcepick: Maybe I'll try to rap some Eminem xD HanaGoth96: LOL no. HanaGoth96: No one, apart from Eminem can rap Eminem. AsherÉire: I can't rap... xD ColinThePanda: ^ xD HanaGoth96: I can rap the B.O.B part in Pricetag.. AsherÉire: I tend to sing more... xD ColinThePanda: I kind of want to learn how to scream... xD HanaGoth96: Easy? Just kick yourself between the legs and you will be screaming for the rest of your life xD RossInSA: xD ColinThePanda: Not that screaming! xD I mean like growling HanaGoth96: OH right xD AsherÉire: Hana, that was just brilliant xD
 * Screaming tuition with Hana

HanaGoth96:Okay I actually have to plan this channel so I won't be saying much e.e Blue12porcupine:awkward silence ... ... ...bored... ...very bored... ...extremely bored... ...(run out of word) bored... Cavia porcellus:I can't beliebe EA hasn't fixed that button Blue12porcupine:finally someone to break the awkward silence
 * Blue12porcupine being easily bored

Hurshbr:da da, da da duh, da da dah... so so bored, da da da duh Da, da duh duh Hurshbr:duh da boom boom shaka boom shaka shaka boom shaka laka, boom shaka laka! Hurshbr:Do do do, do dum de de do do raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory or fame he climbed a mountain top and earned the dragon warrior name KUNG FU PANDA! Hurshbr:master shifu saw the warrior blossom, and master the skills of... BODACIOUS AND AWESOME! KUNG FU PANDA! Hurshbr:He lives and he trains and he fights with the furious five something something something something something ALIVE! KUNG FU PANDA! Legends of awesomeness! Sweet! Hurshbr:Great. Now what do I do?
 * Hurshbr sings for boredom

GAHSIcepick: Would someone like an e-hug? AsherÉire: I'm grand :3 HanaGoth96: I'm quid, nice to meet you grand x3 AsherÉire: Hana... xD HanaGoth96: Nice to meet you Hana, I'm Ash c: AsherÉire: Wait, what? xD You give me my name back... >:( HanaGoth96: Nice to meet you wait what, I'm who where c: AsherÉire: I can't even... xD
 * Nice to meet you...

ColinThePanda: I like cookies AsherÉire: I like trains ColinThePanda: Colin x Cookies OTP AsherÉire: I second that xD ColinThePanda: The chip name is Cookies AsherÉire: I see what you did there :p ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver lets play russian roulete who shoots first Hurshbr A peanut butter jelly apocalypse ooops. How about Ash? AsherÉire I think now would be a good time to head off... seeyas xD AsherÉire has left the chat. ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver just the five of us Hurshbr Okay. Give me the gun. Let me take all the bullets out but one (reaches for gun) ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver do you often talk to your self Hurshbr yes You REALLY don't want to play russian roulette with ME. (takes gun, opens fire, and kills everyone in the room) BWA HA HA! (dies laughing and smiling) >:) Auror Andrachome lol Hurshbr (rises from the dead to kill auror again) Die! DIE! (goes to haunt the wiki and kill vandals)\
 * Colin's Chip
 * Russian Roulette