Fanon:Anatolika - Definitely not Touhou

A fanon inspired by this given my recent induction to the lower ranks of the fandom of the said thing ( as I have yet to play one of the games  I just got to play a game)

First Arrivals
From the mind of the polypotes came legions of characters packed in a series of BSI difficult games. However, the theory of uncanny valley has stopped this particular user from directly. However, given the Philhellenic theme espoused by this user, a distortion occurred, and hence rose some new characters, hence making this definitely not Touhou.

The first arrivals would inherit the essence some of this user's most favorite of the bunch, namely the ditzy and carefree maid, the deity who wished to be a techpriest lord of science, and the pwnage-loaded NEET, named Anthere Hekkaidekanyx, Theophora Oktapagos, and Nyx Lampra Horailophos respectively. Lumped together forcibly, they would have to adapt to each others' ways. Landing on the quiet town of Riverview, the three disparate characters take their first step as a denizen of the Simnation.

Theophora: So, Sak... Ah... cut!

Anthere: Za... User, I can has time pause?

-After the blunder-

Theophora: So, Anthere. I presume you're waiting for your lady, do you not?

Anthere: Such would have been the case if the user was closely following the material of the original. However, such is not the case, especially since the user favors me, and the user wants me free. Rather than serving some "milady," I've become a diakonos to Megas Alexandros, whatever that means.

Theophora; Indeed? I suppose Megas Alexandros is like the Theos Mechanikos, eh?



Anthere: Hmm... I suppose so. If you are interested in faith, you may wish to get your arse over to that place. Plenty of faith over there.

Theophora: Well, I need not faith, as I also am not directly inheriting from the original material. Nonetheless, science is good, and I think I can procure some followers.

Anthere: Ah. Well, look at that one over there. Nyx Lampra certainly seems like the original material to me.

Theophora: Seems like Nyx happened to be more endowed with original material. Not that it is beneficial, of course.

Anthere: Well, I must procure some materials. I shall take my leave.

Theophora: Very well, diakone. Ahh... Alexandrou.

Nyx Lampra: Ah, the joys of importing the personality element from the accursed not-so-official work ...

-Some moments later-

Theophora: Modern entertainment is the stuff. Yes, I think I got more motivation to side with the Mechanikos.

Anthere: It seems like I shall go harvest some materials, then proceed to fulfill other tasks.

(Nyx Lampra continues to troll the chat)

Anthere: Harvesting duties are complete, Now to keep my brains sharp, as it is only right for a diakonos of Megas Alexandros to be educated like any of his Hetairoi. "Proceeds to solve problems on the whiteboard"



-7 P.M.-

Nyx Lampra: Well, our stomachs are starting to show signs of vacuity...

Theophora: Indeed. Thankfully, we have a snack station over there. Why do we not grab some food over there to combat the gastral vacuity?

Nyx Lampra: A sound idea.

-At the Kitchen-

Anthere: Given that I have been derived from a maid, I do have my household skills. Seems like it is the time to exercize my innate skills.