The Sims Wiki:User Created Contest/Photo Caption Contest

In honor of User Contests Week, I've decided to bring back an old favorite; a caption contest!

Here's how it will work. Every day from now through October 19th, I'll add a photo to this page. You'll have a day to come up with and post a humorous or witty caption to the photo. At the end of that day, I'll post the next days' photo and allow you all to vote on the caption you like most from the previous day. The winner of each day will get an award on their user page, and their photo caption will be entered in a finalists vote for the end of the week. If there are any ties, I'll cast the deciding vote (therefore, I won't be participating). Voting will be done by use of the poll feature (I'm not worried about strict scientific accuracy).

A couple rules: ''You must be registered to place a caption. However, you do not need to be registered to vote on the captions. Captions need to be appropriate and follow the rules. Only one caption per user per photo please; if you want to change your caption, you may up until the end of the day.''

So without further ado, here's the first photo!

Captions
Ѧüя◎ґ (talk) 00:58, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * "NO, I WILL NOT HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!" - Jessica Peterson
 * "Then get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. :D" - Armand DeBateau


 * Telekinetic WooHoo

GAHSIcepick (talk) 01:49, October 14, 2012 (UTC)

Result
After a day of voting, Auror Andrachome's caption has won! Congratulations!

October 15th

 * Caption this photo!

Captions
GAHSIcepick (talk) 00:20, October 15, 2012 (UTC) MILK FOR THE UNYUUFEX, FLAT CHEST FOR THE CUTENESS THRONE, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL PROBES (user talk:Mathetesalexandrou) 03:09, October 15, 2012 (UTC) Asher Éire I'm a lonely person, so please talk to me... 18:14, October 15, 2012 (UTC)
 * In Box number 1 we have Squidward.
 * Matias: Y U NO PERFORM ON STAGE?
 * Priscilla: Well, It gives some experience, right?
 * "I'm sure this, uh... misunderstanding... will just blow over, right...? No? Please don't hurt me..."

Results
Mathetesalexandrou won that round with 3 votes; GAHSIcepick and AsherÉire came in with 2 apiece. Congrats Mathetesalexandrou!

October 16
Auror was our winner for day 1 of the contest (Oct. 14th); congratulations! Her entry will be included in the finale voting at the end of the contest week. Be sure to scroll up and cast your vote for yesterday's funniest caption.

Below is today's picture. If you don't know any good caption ideas but would like to participate, I could use some help finding photos to feature here. If you've seen a funny picture, send me a message on my talk page. The only catch - you can't comment on a picture you've submitted.

Captions
 Nikel  Talk  –  Vote!  02:56, October 16, 2012 (UTC) Asher Éire I'm a lonely person, so please talk to me... 14:40, October 16, 2012 (UTC)
 * Your party is lame and I'm hungry. JUST TAKE THIS FOUL NECTAR!
 * Sim 1:"The invitation said there was a water fight..."
 * Sim 2: "I lied..."
 * Sim 1: "HI-YAA" *chucks water like a boss*

Results
Nikel23 won this one pretty handily, with six votes, versus AsherÉire with one. Good job Nikel!

Captions
MILK FOR THE UNYUUFEX, FLAT CHEST FOR THE CUTENESS THRONE, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL PROBES (user talk:Mathetesalexandrou) 01:06, October 17, 2012 (UTC) PGR7 (habla - escuchar ) 01:14, October 17, 2012 (UTC)
 * Woman: Is the man emitting gas?
 * Man: Urrrgh... I am not well.
 * Alien: All is well! Embrace the pollen!
 * Geez! It kicks! It farts! What else does this thing do?!?!?
 * That egg salad sandwich...I knew it tasted funny... BakeryChaz  ~ ( let's have a chat! ) 02:05, October 17, 2012 (UTC)

Voting
Whose caption do you like the most? Mathetesalexandrou Pidgeoraptor7 BakeryChaz

October 18

 * ''Countdown: