Kris Thistle

Kris Thistle is an Urb residing in Miniopolis. She is a janitor of King Tower and is a member of the Streeties. She is very poor and dwells in her own janitor closet. She wants to eventually become a professional photographer.

She is the first person you meet in the game, as such she teaches how to play the game. Therefore, she accepts almost every interaction you choose.

Dialogue Reactions
This section lists all of the interactions and the resulting reaction.

Aliens: '''If aliens do visit this planet, I hope they come in peace and quiet. I don't want to have to kick their tentacles back to Mars.'''

Annoy: '''No, I DON'T want to see the trick you do with your squeegee agin. Leave me alone.'''

Apologize: '''No need to apologize. Just don't do whatever you did ever again.'''

Art: '''I love street art. Chalk drawings on the sidewalk, murals on the sides of buildings. They give the city flavor.'''

Bayou: '''No way! I'm a city girl. This one time, I nearly drowned just thinking about the bayou.'''

Books: '''I don't have much time to read anymore. Not since I got this job. Maybe a comic book here and there, but that's about it.'''

Brag: '''If anyone cared how many windows you wash in an hour, maybe they'd give you a prize. But I'm not that person.'''

Call Name: '''Yeah? And you're a washed up drip!'''

Carnival: '''Sometimes it's fun to hang around a bunch of people wearing clown suits and top hats. They're a good distraction.'''

Cars: '''I used to own a car. But when I realized I could walk faster than its top speed, I sold it for my mop and bucket.'''

Cheer Up: Yeah, I guess I've got what you call that "Kris From The Block" look.

Coffee Shop: If you want a delicious cup of Joe, look no further than the cafe downtown.

Complain: '''Cool down, [name]. There's not enough time in the world to stay angry.'''

Compliment: '''Of course I've got great muscle tone! All I do every day is push this mop and lift trash cans.'''

Computers: If I owned a computer, I'd probably use it to write emails to people telling them how much I hate computers.

Construction: Progress ain't always progress, if you know what I mean.

Cooking: Unfortunately, the most I can manage these days is a bowl of ramen noodles and a soda pop.

Cosmos: When it gets dark, sometimes I like to stand on the roof of King Tower and dream of my future career.

Crime: '''Crime? I'll tell you what's criminal. My wages, that's what.'''

Cry: '''Hey there. Don't do that. You're nearly as talented as me.'''

Dancing: Sometimes I do a little dance through the building, late at night, when nobody is watching.

Entertain: '''Ha ha ha! I love it when you make that face!'''

Exercise: '''Are you trying to tell me I'm out of shape? That's silly! I push this mop 12 hours a day!'''

Flirt: '''Well well, big boy. Looks like I've got a date to next year's J3 conference... you know, the Junior Janitor's Jubilee.'''

Give an Opinion: '''I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect it. Or is it the other way around?'''

Gossip: Don't repeat this, but I heard that Daddy Bigbucks sleeps in pajamas with pictures of fire trucks on them.

Graveyards: '''Gross. You don't have to get all depressing and whatever!'''

Health: '''Bad enough that Miniopolis only has one doctor... what's worse is that he's afraid of germs.'''

Hobbies: Well, I collect antique buttons, sunglasses, vintage postcards, and old movie stubs.

Home: I like to call my apartment "The Royal Castle", even though it's about as big as a royal closet.

Home Decor: '''I won the Golden Mop award, sure. But it doesn't actually work.'''

Hug (failure): '''I, uh... I'd rather not. I'm all covered in dirt, see.'''

Hygiene: You've got to keep clean if you don't want people running from you in fear of their lives.

Insult: '''Oh you think so, huh!? Well you won't be smiling when I stick this mop handle up your- no, wait. Calm down, Kris. Breathe.'''

Intimidate: You wouldn't scare me if you were fifty feet tall and painted orange.

Jail: '''From what I hear, the jail in Urbania is more comfortable than my apartment. That makes me furious.'''

Jibba Jabba: I tip my hat to you, homie.

Jobs: Those dang pigeons will keep us in business for a long, long time.

Kiss (failure): '''Come on, [name]. That's not the kind of friendship we have!'''

Law: Unless you can pay 500 Simoleons an hour, a lawyer won't even look you in the eyes.

Lounge: I have better things to do than waste my Simoleons staring at a bunch of rainbow colored cards.

Market: '''The flea market is a great place to buy fresh food and home made crafts. I visit at least once a week.'''

Miniopolis: '''This amazing jungle is nothing but concrete, exhaust grease, and precarious heights. Miniopolis is the city I love to hate.'''

Movies: '''I love going to the movies at least once a week. It's nice to escape the Sim-world every once and a while.'''

Museum: '''I think they're planning to have an exhibit called "Sanitation Through the Centuries" soon. Sounds cool.'''

Music: '''I just learned how to turn a mop into a musical instrument! All you need is a piece of string and a bucket. Weird, huh?'''

Nature: '''Funny isn't it... Our buildings have too much dirt, but the outdoors don't have enough. What's wrong with this city?'''

Newspaper: '''I'd love to get a job snapping photos for the newspaper, but I don't think they're hiring. But I'll keep trying.'''

Ninjas: There's a rumor floating around that someone in this town is actually a ninja I don't believe it, but it could be true.

Politics: These days, what Daddy Bigbucks says is what goes.

Rep Groups: '''I hang with a chilled out crowd usually. Fast-talking, rough-walking Streeties are the most down to earth people I know.'''

River: '''I don't make it down there much. Nothing to do, nothing to see so far as I know.'''

Rude Gesture: '''YEAH?! Well here's one RIGHT BACK AT YA!'''

Science: '''Don't pester me with tech-talk. Talk about something relevant to everyday life, okay?'''

Shopping: I DJ sometimes, so most of my funny-money is spent on vinyl records.

Simoleons: '''I hate talking about money when I don't have any. Let's talk about something else.'''

Sleeping: I knew this one guy, he fell asleep walking from the coffee shop to his house and woke up 10 hours later in jail.

Sports: '''You know what I like best? Don't tell anyone, but my favorite sport is... ping-pong. Shhh!'''

Tease: Your parents ignored you as a child, am I right?

Tell a Bad Pun: '''Whoa buddy! Not so loud, eh? Heh heh.'''

Tell a Joke: '''I've heard the one before, kid. I've heard them all working this dang job.'''

Tell a Secret: '''Really? Is that a fact? And that happens EVERY time someone flushes their toilet?'''

Theater: '''Every time I think about auditioning for a play, the local theater puts on a ballet or an opera. I think someone is trying to stop me.'''

Travel: '''I've been on an airplane once and it was a miserable experience. Have you ever thrown up at 35,000 feet?'''

TV: '''Do you watch those Reality Shows? I love those things! My favorite has got to be "The Sim World". I think I'll sign up.'''

University: '''Last year I took a class called "Introduction to the History of Bleach". Amazing stuff!'''

Weather: '''There's something strange about the climate here. It rains less than once a year.'''

Work: '''Until I'm a respected photographer I'll do what I can to get by. At least I don't have to deal with customers here.'''

World: '''This world is so big and amazing. Gosh, it must be like two or three thousand pixels across!'''

(Ask for Errand failure): No, I can't think of anything I need you to do.

(Ask for Errand success): '''Here... could you take this baseball cap to [name]? I owe it to 'em.'''

(Ask to Move In): '''No thanks, [name]. I'm pretty happy with my current place.'''

(Give a Gift failure): '''No, no. Keep that for yourself. You may need it.'''

(Give a Gift success): '''Thanks, [name]. I know it's hard to give up some things.'''

(Refuse to Talk): '''No way, [name], I'm not talking to you for the rest of the day. That's the penalty for getting me mad.'''