User:Bawt

''" We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I—oh, no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.  But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.  Finish these tests, and you will be baked. And there will be cake.  Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you WILL be sent at the first sign of defiance.  I already fixed it! And you are NOT coming back.  Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar...  You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee! Where did your life go so wrong?  He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. "''



Stuff I do

 * Clean up Special:BrokenRedirects and Special:DoubleRedirects
 * Send talk page messages en masse
 * Batch deletions
 * Category cleanup and substitution
 * Template cleanup and substitution
 * Tagging unused files and notifying their uploaders.