Jared Starchild

Jared Starchild is a Freshman currently majoring in Art. He is also a member of the Freshman household, which is not moved in when the game starts.

Jared is a good example of a 1960s throwback, but he's more into food than anything. This usually leads him to getting a snack in the kitchen. He lives with his friends, Ty Bubbler and Sam Thomas.