User:The bard

My Neighborhood:

PLEASANTVILLE

Mortimer Goth:

My sordid story begins with Bella gone for good and Mortimer being smart enough to peep on Dina and realize she's cheating on him (hey that's what the telescope on his roof is for). Mortimer wanted something to fulfill his life. After spying someone else peeping on him and slapping him silly, he realized his true calling... fighting and brawling! Donning a leather jacket, a rugged beard, a cigarette mod, and armed with the fight club mod, he fights anyone, anywhere. After a trip to the Far East and buying a private residence, he got his body skill up in his own dojo, learned how to teleport from a ninja, met the wise old man, got a lot of sucky sucky and watched several nasty shows for a measly 5 simoleons, and most importantly practiced his fighting skills by beating up some locals. Only few were actually worth fighting, as contrary to the movies, most East Asians don't know martial arts, as most were skinny overworked drones or David Bowie look-a-likes with tight pants and long permed hair (who were also skinny). After going back to Pleasantville, he added a basement to his house complete with fighting arena, and recruited members to his Kick-Ass Club, with young and old beating each other up to a pulp nightly, then gratifying themselves with the various poor low-class women in the neighborhood upstairs afterward. Don Lothario was dragged in and bled to death after blocking an axe with his face (an object courtesy of Paladin). Dina was *censored* by many *censored* and was forced to *censored* several *censored* one after the other. She committed suicide soon after out of shame (using the Tombstone of Life and Death). Cassandra ran away and took Alexander with him Downtown, but unfortunately moved into that haunted house with trees and died. Alexander continued to reside in the house and got turned into a vampire. He became the one to eventually end Mortimer's reign of terror with a fatal neck bite, but not before Mortimer had turned the community into a hellhole, ripe to be overrun by The Zombie Apocalypse that was the result of the Veronaville feud.

VERONAVILLE

I added a machine gun into the game from Paladin's mods, as well as blood splatter by Numenor. Then I started the feud like the story. I made a mistake at the start but played along with it, Mercutio killed Tybalt instead of the other way around, Antonio tried to kill Consort but the walk was too far and he gave up. They drove down the road and tried killing more Capps but only managed to take out Kent, with lots of blood on the walls to go around. After they got away, the Capps (Albany and the other male Capp that married into the family) retaliated later that night, got their revenge by planting an Incendiary Bomb (again from Paladin) in the bedroom of Patricio Monty, burning him and his wife after screaming about being on fire for a bit. Mercutio ran and (stupidly) tried to put out a fire that had a 8 tile blast radius and fried a couple of minutes later. Romeo smartly called the fire brigade and was left mourning the rest of his family. I edited the house and the entire west wing of the house had a burnt look to it now, with the three graves nearby with the entire area covered in ash that the fire made. Romeo didn't get time to clean up because he soon visited Juliette and they both committed suicide using the tombstone of Life and Death. Juliette was saved by a family member however, but she was too busy going to the toilet to save Romeo (which is better than having that memory of peeing on the floor). The story doesn't end there however, as everyone now wants to resurrect their loved ones. Unfortunately the next chapter of the series also involves cash shortages... yup, you guessed it Kent will be the only one resurrected properly and the rest of the neighborhoods will have to deal with *dun dun dun* The Zombie Apocalypse, a mod made by Pescado. It will spread to all the others; Pleasantville, Strangetown, Downtown, etc because they are all Downtowns in my game with one big Megahood. Juliette might be the first victim to be zombified by her failed attempt at resurrecting Romeo. Machine guns and boarded-up houses are the staple for the survivors, and I will convert all of the neighborhoods into wastelands.