Fanon:Rocky Road

“Milord, we have arrived!” A man called out after a sudden boom. The man he was calling, Talin, would soon become the ruler of the place they had stopped at. “What?! WHAT?!” Talin screeched as he burst out the door and jumped overboard.'"Do not just stand there! We shall build a castle- an empire! And by that, I mean YOU shall build a castle, and I shall rule!” “Aye aye!!!” After days of nonstop torturous work, the castle was completed. “Aha! T’is a fine place, and now that boatloads of citizens have arrived, I believe I shall socialize…” After hours of chatting, Talin headed back. Three people greeted him. “Hi, My name is Hatshepsut. I’ve come to establish ties with your new kingdom, and I would be happy to assist you!” “Hello. Call me Hongzhi. I would like my land to flourish and you seem like a rightful comrade!” “Hi. My name is Charles VIII. I’d like to, um… Establish the… What the others are doing… As long as you help me strengthen my… My army.” “Why, this is perfect! Of course!” "Alright, my people! Bring the buckets of food! He’s alright!” Hatshepsut yelled. “Yes, men, we have found an ally. I shall ask about his laws.” said Hongzhi. “Muh, men! Bring the finest wine and assist me in building Talin’s castle!.. More... a litte more...” wailed Charles. And thus, SimNation, Egypt, China, and France became closely tied.

Hundreds of years passed. A child named Chaz Rocky was having a bedtime story read to him by his mother, Camilla. "And so, the silly young Charlie was sadly no mooooooore, after bashing his head on the top of a door!" Camilla sang to Chaz, to the tune of an old nordic song. This was Chaz's favorite song. It would make him laugh him self to sleep, oooooor he'd sing it to his three teddy bears: Saint Mitch, Moe P. Cuddlebones, and Bruno d'Infanto. Fortunately, this was not one of those nights. As Camilla got into bed, her husband, Dan, said "Why do you even sing that to him? You should say Charles, not Charlie! And he didn't die immediately, he went into a nine hour coma a whole tennis match afterwards, then died!" "Oh, look who's SOOOO smart!" "Hmph." Camilla's phone beeped. "Oh, I gotta go put out a fire." "Whatever..." Dan mumbled.

The next day went as usual. Dan went to work at his job as a businessman, Camilla stayed home with Chaz. However, as Chaz was sung his favorite song as he went to bed, he never expected it would be the last time he would see his mother alive. After singing to Chaz, Camilla went to work on the Woo Woo 4000. As she adjusted things, she lifted up a part on the side. She swore she saw something in there, so she leaned her head in. Just as she had her whole head inside, the hatch slammed shut, decapitating her before she could even scream! After about an hour, Dan got up from the couch where he was watching television. "She's taking forever... What's wrong..?" He thought. as he neared the sliding door, he could see the horrible accident. He screamed, which woke up Chaz. Chaz opened his door, and saw his father hyperventilating as he called emergency services.

Years passed. During this time, Chaz aged up into a child, being neglected by his father, who was now depressed on top of being a jerk. His only friend was, surprisingly enough (due to his crazy hair), the rebellious Byron Rannt. Dan usually kicked Chaz out of the house to find stuff to make money, and Byron would play with him. They'd dig through trash, pick up strange rocks, and fish or capture bugs. Sometimes Byron would even steal a stereo for Chaz from the community garden near Chaz's house. Dan would usually confiscate any valuables though, and sell them to buy a better TV or computer. One day Byron was grounded, and Chaz had to play by himself. He started thinking about his mother and became sad. He sighed as he sat down on a picnic table. He didn't even notice the man on the opposite end busking. "Noo-Boo, Wa-Ba-De-Ba-Doo! Gr! Caba-Wui-Nee-Ba-Zow!"