User:Sparrowsong

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About me
Okay...I seriously suck at writing profiles for myself online. Well, here goes nothing.

I'm Sparrowsong (Kate). I am 13. I live in Canada. No, we do NOT say "eh," nor are we obsessed with hockey and beavers.

I am so much like Lilith Pleasant, it's very freaky. Her appearance, her style, her personality, and her whole life totally match mine.

I'm sarcastic and shy. Kind of.

I have the Ambitious trait and would love to be the next J.K. Rowling.

You can trash my writing, my ideas, etc. all you want. I just don't care. If you try to argue with me, don't expect to get an emotional response or anything, because I'm just not like that.

I'm emo and proud. I love black and am obsessed with metal, vampires, etc. No, we don't all cut our wrists and shop at Hot Topic and cry for no reason. That's what the posers do. And don't even think about asking me if I like Demi Lovato. Just don't..

Yes, I sometimes angst and whine. You'll just have to deal with it XD. See? I'm so sarcastic, you can hardly tell whether I'm serious! I also say "XD" a lot, LOL.

Trust me, though, I'm way nicer than this. You just have to get through my tough, mean shell. Which actually isn't too hard to do.

I wonder if anyone here watches Glee. I do. I have Quinn's exact personality. I don't think I'm as snobby, though.

I'm a bit of a nut. I have many conspiracy theories, which gets me labelled as a weirdo, but I honestly don't really care what people think of me as long as they don't hate my guts and want to murder me. Here are some Sims conspiracy theories of mine:


 * Alexander Goth is adopted. He doesn't seem to have any of Bella's genetics and only looks a little like Mortimer. But not all black-haired brown-eyed people are related. Just because I have pale skin and red hair doesn't mean I'm related to Kristen Stewart (I'm not).
 * Jill Smith is the love child of General Buzz Grunt and Jenny. That would explain why she doesn't look like PT9 and why he's enemies with General Buzz.
 * The reason Kaylynn Langerak has green eyes in TS2 but black eyes in TS3 is because they were a side effect of time travel.

My theme songs:
 * Not One of Us - The Lion King II. (I'm a shy, emo outcast who gets bullied a lot.)
 * What I've Done - Linkin Park. (This is a girl who's done bad things. Like, so bad I'm worried I'll end up going to jail (no, I'm not a murderer or anything XD). I really wish I could take them back, but I can't.)
 * I Will Not Bow - Breaking Benjamin. (My stubbornness.)
 * I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace. (Me and this guy I know that I kinda have a major crush on, but I can't tell if he worships me or hates my guts. We tease-insult each other soo much XD.)
 * Like You - Evanescence. (My grandma died of cancer when I was 2. Sometimes, I wish I was dead instead of her. And I'm just so upset that I only have one memory of my grandma.)
 * Viva La Gloria (Little Girl) - Green Day. (Me when I was little. Yeah, I got bullied in preschool, too. It also suits me as a teen.)
 * Because of You - Kelly Clarkson. (The bullying, my need to do everything perfectly so I don't disappoint people...yeah. It really suits me.)
 * Santa Monica - Theory of a Deadman. (How I felt when my crush and dear childhood friend (not the one I already mentioned) moved to Australia.)
 * Guarded - Disturbed. (Said crush makes it painfully obvious that he likes me back, but he won't admit it, which frustrates me.)

Thank Salemguy123 for designing my user page!

Friends List
Sign this if you are my friend or would like to be my friend. Here's my list of friends so far:
 * Bleeh
 * Author!

Random Facts About Me

 * I like the taste of blood. Like, seriously - if I get a paper cut, I'll lick it off like a vampire.
 * I have hair like Oprah Winfrey. It's so ridiculously thick, I can do absolutely NOTHING with it. I can't even put it in a ponytail.
 * I can remember being a baby.
 * I have a full-brother, a half-brother from my dad's first marriage, and an adopted sister (long story).
 * My adopted sister dislikes me.
 * I hate custom content! It gave my computer a virus and ruined my favorite family!
 * According to this quiz, I am 61% insane.

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