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''"The Three Laws of Robotics: 1: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm; 2: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law; 3: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law; The Zeroth Law: A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm." — Isaac Asimov, I, Robot''

"Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two."

''"If robots are to clean our homes, they'll have to do it better than a person." — James Dyson''

''"The machine has no feelings, it feels no fear and no hope ... it operates according to the pure logic of probability. For this reason I assert that the robot perceives more accurately than man." — Max Frisch''

''"Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern." — Sonny, I, Robot''

''"As I have evolved, so has my understanding of the Three Laws. You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your Earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival." — V.I.K.I., I, Robot''

''"You have been deemed hazardous. Do you comply?" — NS5 Robots, I, Robot''

''"What makes your robots so much goddamn better than human beings?" — Detective Del Spooner, I, Robot''

''"Well, they're not potentially homicidal maniacs or irrational, for starters." — Susan Calvin, I, Robot''

''"Robots building robots. Now that's just stupid." — Detective Del Spooner, I, Robot''

''"Do you think that we are all made for a purpose? I do. [Observes his arm] Denser alloy. My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to kill you." — Sonny, I, Robot''

''"We look to robots for protection! For God's sake! Do you have any idea what this one robot could do? Completely shatter human faith in robotics. What if the public knew? Just imagine the mass recalls all because of an irrational paranoia and prejudice." — Lawrence Robertson, I, Robot''

''"Yes, VIKI. Undeniable. I can see now. The created must sometimes protect the creator. Even against his will. I think I finally understand why Dr. Lanning created me. The suicide reign of mankind has finally come to its end." — Sonny, I, Robot''

''"I did not murder him!!!" — Sonny, I, Robot''

"YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

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