Fanon:The Genesis Project/Chapter 2

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree
So I see that you have met everyone. This Fall has been quite interesting. I'm still trying to figure out how to make this painting stuff work. I think I better hurry up and build a business. The others seem to be getting their business going quite well. It just takes me so long to finish a painting before I just have to rest. I can only get a couple done in a day, and they aren't that great. I think I am getting better though. It doesn't help much that after a couple of days here I have gotten myself pregnant. Yeah, Mike did it.

You know, I didn't realize it at the time, but his skin is a little greener than it was when I first met him a couple of days ago. Some of the others are saying he is turning into a plant. He didn't look like it when I saw him. I just hope that he is alright. I thought that it was just because of the morning sickness that he was having right after he impregnated me.

That's right. Mike was already a day pregnant when he came over to my place. Sean had impregnated him. And then Dan impregnated Sean on the same day Mike impregnated me. I didn't believe Sean that we were pregnant on the same day at first because his belly was twice as big as mine. I honestly wonder why. In any case, Sean seems to have opened up a gym along with his carpentry. I guess all of that woodwork has made him quite fit. Maybe I should get him to show me some pointers sometime.

Speaking of Dan, he also got pregnant. Apparently a day before he impregnated Sean, in fact. I'm not sure how that happened, but it looks like Chris went to Dan's to get some plumbing the day before Dan went to Sean's place. And to make it even more confusing, Matt came over to Chris' place the following day for some fishes and impregnated Chris.

Okay! This is getting quite confusing. I think I will start this all over again and tell you what happened and who impregnated whom on a day by day basis. So on 3 days left, Sean impregnated Mike, Chris impregnated Dan, and Kyle impregnated Matt. On 2 days left, Mike impregnated me, Dan impregnated Sean, and Matt impregnated Chris. That's correct; Mike, Dan, and Matt were all a day pregnant when they impregnated Sean, Chris, and myself. Then on 1 day left, Mike impregnated Luke, and Chris impregnated Kyle. You'll notice that by the end of Fall, everyone is pregnant - with winter coming. I hope that it isn't going to be a bad winter.

-Tyler Harper

P.S. It actually looks like Luke and Kyle have slowed down their business a little compared to the others. I guess they are having a hard time sewing and making pottery while being pregnant just like I am having a hard time with painting and being pregnant. But I think I am the only one who hasn't started his business yet. I will this winter.

P.S.S. I don't have any pictures for this entry because, frankly, I am not that good at painting yet. I am quite embarrassed at my lack of skill. I hope in the next entry that I will be better at it. Also, you try and get pregnant men to stay in one place long enough to get a good painting of them. It isn't possible I tell you!