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Ernest was born on September 13th 1940 to Gail and Parker Andresen. He was very ordinary kid. His best friends were Laura Sanderson, Buster Clavell, and Bessie (Buster's and Laura's friend). They were best friends.
When Ernest was 16 he had his first kiss with Laura over in a fifties diner. Laura and Ernest were the geeky couple in the school. Ernest liked how polite ad nice Laura was to everyone. After he graduated, he went to college studying philosophy. Ernest and Laura went to separate colleges and went into a long-distance relationship. They got to see each other during holidays like Love Day and Snowflake Day. When they graduated college they moved away to Sunset Valley together in a house that had three bedrooms. When he was 29 Laura gave birth to Lanaya Andresen in 1969. They hadn't gotten married yet because Ernest was in the coast guard but in 1971 they finally got married. In 1976 Laura gave birth to Gary Andresen, who was a rotten bully. But he didn't have much time to scold them, only Laura had the power to do that.
n the year 2000 he turned sixty. Ernest retired from the coast guard and finally started to live a normal life. In '96 his granddaughter Lexi was born. From time to time Laura and Ernest took fare of Lexi when Lanaya couldn't. The same year Gary had his own daughter named Gertrude. In '03 Cole was born to Lanaya, the last of his grandchildren. Years later he got to meet his great-grandchild Florence as a baby. In February 12th 2031 he passed of old age. He was a lot older than I had expected him to live. (I planned Laura to outlive him but it didn't happen.)
Ernest has a sister named Bernice, (When Florence was a baby, according to a message box, "Great-Aunt Bernice" sent an imaginary friend to her, so I connected her to Ernest.
