User:DanPin/Request for Ruler of the Wiki

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DanPin

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Nomination

I, DanPin, nominate myself for Wiki-Rulership on The Sims Wiki, because of the following reasons:

I will be like this...

• I am a 'crat in my test wiki;

  

  ... and I will rule you using this!

• I have advanced English knowledge;
• I used testingcheatsenabled on myself to go from the third level, Rollback to the ninth level (Ruler of the Wiki);
• I am nice to people and I am miopic.

Questions

• What would you do with your rights? Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 21:14, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • I would torture people, make articles partial (favoring kittens), do evil stuff and make you, Bleeh, BobNewbie and Guilherme my minions! :) DanPin (Talk) 21:18, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
    • I forgot to say that LiR will be my main minion as well. He will get more perks than the other minions will have, though. DanPin (Talk) 21:25, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
      • Then he should oppose! :3 Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 21:27, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

• Are your rumored plans to start a walrus protection charity using funds 'borrowed' from Wikia true? --BobNewbie ^{๑ (Talk)๑} 09:34, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • That statement is half true. I am starting indeed a walrus protection charity, which will also protect manatees, seals, cats, dolphins and koalas. I am not 'borrowing' funds from Wikia. I asked and they gave me 20$. The rest of the funding are donations from several companies. DanPin (Talk) 17:16, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

• I'm touched :') - I will be voting for you despite it meaning me losing my freedom. DanPin for Ruler! --BobNewbie ^{๑ (Talk)๑} 17:24, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Thank you. You will now receive a cookie via IRC. DanPin (Talk) 18:12, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Voting

Note: Sockpuppet votes have been stricken and voided.

Support

1. Sure, this doesn't seem to be a problem at all. -- LostInRiverview ^{talk · blog} 21:22, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
2. Wiki domination FTW! ~>ฬђ ^tคlк 02:08, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
3. Yes, I like him! A random usur 02:21, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
4. MAKE HIM RULUR!!! 123Notasock 02:21, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
5. I agree --Duskey^talk 02:21, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
6. --BobNewbie ^{๑ (Talk)๑} 17:29, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Neutral

1. is this voting still on? i will stay out of this... lol Wir.wiryawan 03:48, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
2. Sekarang RfA bohongan sudah jadi populer dimana-mana ya? :p ___ 13:57, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Oppose

1. I dun like his policies! Y HE REQUEST? Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 21:21, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
2. no. --Bleeh^{(talk) (blog)} 21:39, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
3. u r evil 3:. --Guilherme Guerreiro (talk here) 21:40, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

Conclusion

Based on consenseus, DanPin will not become the ruler of TSW. Request declined! Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 21:57, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

This isn't a consensus. LiR supported it. Also, since I used testingcheatsenabled, I have instant approval, so not even a Bureaucrat can decline this request. I say: Request approved! Let my reign of terror begin! DanPin (Talk) 22:00, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

Conclusion - no. If you get teh power, I'll slap you with a trout and/or a fishb0t repeatedly. Don't be a walrus :p ~>ฬђ ^tคlк 23:08, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

I am not being a walrus. I am being a dictator with a helmet, so you can slap me all night long. This came out wrong. Now, if you slap me, you are entitled minion rights and you will lose your free will - and gain several perks, along with a fruit basket. DanPin (Talk) 23:10, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

He has this now. God help us! Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 22:20, September 2, 2011 (UTC)