User:Lost Labyrinth/Mystique
Mystique is a bot that sits around in #wikia-sims defending the channel from spammers, namely ping spammers and those who decide to flood the channel. She also has a number of additional commands for leisure purposes.
Features[edit source]
- Will kickban nick highlight spammers, provided that the bot is opped when the spam actually occurs.
<loser666>User1 User2 User3 User4 User5 User6
* Mystique sets ban on *!*@1.2.3.4
* Mystique has kicked loser666 from #wikia-sims (You are banned from this channel)
I set it up so that they'll have to ping more than 5 users for the bot to do anything, so that it's less likely to catch legitimate pings.
Commands[edit source]
All commands can be executed in #wikia-sims with a closed curly bracket (}).
| }pull | Pulls the trigger for Russian Roulette. It's only enjoyable if the bot is opped. |
| }8ball <question here> | Replies with the answer to whatever you ask it. |
| }monologue | Replies with how long your current monologue in #wikia-sims is. |
| }beer <whoever> | Gives a bottle of beer to whoever you choose. |
| }champagne <whoever> | Because the option above wasn't extravagant enough for your tastes... |
| }babyfood <whoever> | Gives a pot of baby food to whoever. Food is a commodity after all. |
| }pizza <whoever> | Hands some pizza to whoever you pick. |
| }c4 <whoever> | Straps C4 on the user you pick and detonates. |
| }bible <verse> | Reads out the selected bible verse. i.e. "}bible Genesis 1:27" would read that verse. |
| }seen <user> | Replies with when the last time the specified user was seen on the channel. |
| }advice | Gives random advice that people have said. |
| }bash | Replies with a random Bash quote. |
| }bitcoin | Replies with Bitcoin trading stats. |
| }bofh | Replies with a random BOFH excuse. |
| }catfacts | Replies with facts about... cats? |
| }catpix | Replies with pictures of cats. Go Reddit! |
| }chucknorris | Replies with some crap about Chuck Norris being a badass or something. |
| }debt | Tells you how much debt 'Murica is in. |
| }developerexcuses | Replies with excuses developers make up to avoid working. |
| }dogecoin | Replies with Dogecoin trading stats. |
| }fml | Replies with some stuff from FMyLife. |
| }ip <IP address> | Replies with the location of a given IP address. Works with IPv4, IPv6 and domain names. |
| }litecoin | Replies with Litecoin trading stats. Wait people use Litecoin? |
| }megamillions | Gives draw info for the American Lottery. |
| }mortgage | Gives info on mortgage rates. |
| }mydrunktexts | Replies with drunk texts people have |
| }piglatin <text> | Translates the inputted text to... some kind of language. I don't know what it is and I'm not going to find out. |
| }randomfacts | Replies with a random fact. |
| }tr <language1> <language2> <word> | Translates the word from the language code (en, fr, es, it etc.) specified in language1 to that of the language code specified in language2. For example: }tr en fr hello would translate hello from English to French. |
| }np <Last.fm profile name> | Shows the last song played by this user on Last.fm. |
| }profile <Last.fm profile name> | Brings up information for the specified Last.fm profile. |
If the bot is malfunctioning...[edit source]
Then don't ban it. If you absolutely have to do anything then deop it (if one of the things it needs op for is playing up) or +q it and tell me about it or PM me.