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Hypatia: Ah, Kallisto, you with your silly sayings.
==Chapter 2: Akademia==
As reconstruction progresses, the Ecclesiarchy set up a basic framework for the reconstructed Hekatonschoinos. With new roads, new lots, and new spaces, Ecclesiarchy looks at the reworking capital with pride, knowing that with some more efforts they could get themselves a proper capital. However, as they plan for their new Library at the Arabio-Aigyptos Nome as well as development of the Taxila Islet, a visitor arrives.
"Mascot rings the bell"
Kallistrata: Greetings, what business... By holy Pella, Sim University folk? What tidings does the university bring to the Papal State?
Mascot: Yeah, you must be one of them Papal people. You guys are still antiquated in your diction choices, eh?
Kallistrata: Not antiquated. Flamboyant choice of words perhaps, but not antiquated. We don't go around saying "what doth this lively commotion," do we? Kallisto, we'z got ourselves one Sim University folk!
Kallisto: Indeed? So, what business do you have...
Mascot: Ah screw it, here, some promotional materials and placement tests.
Kallisto: Excellent. All adult faithful gather and take the test!
Stratonike: Ah, a test?
Lysistrata: Sounds fun, I'm in!
Everyone takes test, resulting in 2400/2400 for Kallisto, Kallistrata, Hypatia, Lysistrata, and Eurydike. Stratonike receives 2370/2400, missing 30 points in Communication, and Jessica receives 2200+.
Kallisto: Quite surprising, Stratonike.
Stratonike: Bah, pitiful communication. It still doesn't prevent me from receiving full scholarship.
Kallisto: I'd think that shouldn't be even considered a possibility. Nevertheless, this gives us a great opportunity to scout the University, and hopefully subvert negative stereotypes of the Papal State. Hypatia, are you in?
Hypatia: Ah, yes. I do believe we could get some PR improvements there. I'm very sure the nerd types will love us.
Kallistrata: It's settled, then. Pi!
Pi: Yes?
Kallistrata: We shall be going to college, and hence you'll be entrusted to the Sunset Valley Chapter. Thankfully, they happened to visit us in our work, so you shouldn't have any troubles.
Pi: Well... ok. So, can I have some purple?
Kallistrata: Hmm... I don't have purple. Do you accept Aigai?
Pi: I don't know... What's an Aigai?
Kallistrata: Technically an old town in Central Macedonia. In our case, it's everything that is good, interchangeably used with Pella.
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