Fanon:Diary of a simmy kid

Intro:

So I've been reading diary of a wimpy kid and I LOVE that book (well, more like these books since there are several).But in this book the hero is a girl called Derphina, a pre-teen girl who has a mom, a dad, a big brother, a little sister... Basicaly, she has a regular life, but she isn't afraid to speek her mind, even if that means completely insulting someone, so, yeah, she gets in trouble.

Anyway, here is the list of characters:

• Derphina(you can call her Derphy): a young girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind, even if most of the time her toughts are totaly selfish, arrogant, lazy or simply stupid, but that's what makes her hilarious.
• Felix: The big brother. He is a complete meanie! But be aware: nobody, and I mean NOBODY,is allowed to be mean to her exept him!
• Sacha: The adorable little sister, well, to the parent's eyes! The moment they turn there backs she becomes a little devil (I'm not sure if it's on purpose or simply by stupidity, maybe both...)
• Mom: She can be completely ridiculous, loving,bossy or irrational, but you know, she's a mom, so it's normal.
• Dad: He's basically an overgrown child, but that's okay!
• Rosalinda; Derphina's BFF, she's willing to follow Derphina anywhere... As long if it doesn't mean Derphina exploiting her.
• The gang: A bunch of Derphy's friends who's only point in the story is to show that she actually has some.
• Freggley: A really annoyingand stupid boy in love with Derphina.