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Alexander slept soundly in his bed. His slow but steady breathing was calm and tranquil, matching the overall mood of the morning. There wasn't a single cloud in the sky, and there will be no clouds for the rest of the day.
For some reason, Alexander woke up. He stared silently at the ceiling above him, then rolled over in his bed to try and sleep some more. The bedsheets felt warm and snug, and he would've wanted to stay in bed forever.
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"But why are you so restless, papa?"
"Your sister's getting married today,
Alexander took a long, slow breath. "Well... I only hope Cassandra and Don are happy after this," he said.{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Cassandra and Don happy|2}}
Mortimer gave him a long, hard look. "I hope so too... but I do not think it will happen." With that, he turned around and headed for the bathroom, mumbling something about "his days."
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==Part 2. A bride's morning==
The aroma of whole-wheat pancakes filled the kitchen. Cassandra inhaled deeply to feed her lungs with the scent only organic wheat could provide.{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Organic or not|3}} She savored the taste in her mouth before exhaling, almost reluctantly, to avoid blowing the aroma away.
Her stomach growled, angry that the lungs got the pancakes while it got nothing. Cassandra almost laughed. "The stomach," her father used to joke about, "is a bottomless glutton. Feed it anything and it will ask for more within a few hours. Yet it can never grasp the concept of storing fat so you don't ''have'' to eat."{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Starvation|4}}
One by one the pancakes were removed from the pan and onto the platter. She carried the dish into the dining room, where Alexander was waiting patiently.
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Poor old man, Cassandra thought. He must be defeated and deflated at the thought of my marriage. Mortimer and Don were mostly strangers to each other, but Cassandra could tell Mortimer didn't trust Don. But he had spoken little about his concerns, for he was having his own affairs with Dina Caliente.
What nobody in the Goth family knew, however, was that Dina cared nothing about Mortimer. She only wanted a cut of the Goth's immense fortune. If she could marry Mortimer, she would gain access to virtually all of the money in the family, and once Mortimer died, she would be free to do whatever she wanted! Mortimer, however, was completely unaware of this, and sought Dina for her "young and pretty looks," (as he once said while he was drunk and seduced) and as a suitable replacement for his mysteriously vanished wife, Bella.{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Where's Bella?|5}}
The family's only hope to prevent Dina from taking over the Goths was Mortimer's age. If he died sooner than the marriage, Dina would be able to inherit a small portion of money, but would otherwise be unable to gain access to the family's bank accounts.
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Mortimer walked into the room, waking Cassandra from her thoughts. "Sorry for being late," he said in a tired voice. "I, erm, wasn't exactly blessed by the sweet dreams fairy last night."
Cassandra nodded. "Maybe some hot food will make things better." She helped her aged father into his seat before serving him a plate of hot, sizzling flapjacks. Not one minute passed after Mortimer was served did he nod off and fall face-first into his breakfast.{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Food napping|6}}
"Well, talk about being ''very'' tired," Cassandra thought aloud. Alexander giggled slightly as his father snored, the sound muffled and distorted by the pancakes. Cassandra tried to eat quietly, but her father was just being too much of a clown.
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"Look who's here so early in the morning for my special day!"
Mary-Sue Pleasant wore a nervous smile and a dress that seemed just as nervous as her smile. "Well... even though my own marriage has gone up in smoke,{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Unpleasant Pleasants|7}} I figured I won't let that stop me from watching my good friend tie the knot."
"Oh yes! I... I'm really, really sorry..." Cassandra began, her smile quickly giving way to a look of regret.
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"Yes, I noticed too. I hope it's nothing serious..."
Mortimer snorted like a pig. Alex turned around in his seat to conceal his laughter, with limited success. His father looked up, his face dripping with maple syrup.{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Maple syrup|8}} He looked like a little boy who played in the mud.
Mary-Sue entered the dining room and chuckled at the sight of Mortimer. "At least your father really likes your cooking!" she said jokingly to Cassandra. "He likes it so much, his face needs a taste of it too."
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She would soon realize that her father's comedic show was the only bright part of her wedding day.
==Part 3. The path to commitment==
As the morning progressed, more and more guests showed up for the big event. The next three after Mary-Sue were the [[Burb family|Burbs]]. John, Jennifer, and Lucy all showed up, dressed in their finest clothing.
"Where's Daniel?" Cassandra asked.
"He's not feeling well, but he wants a slice of wedding cake!" Jennifer pointed to a Styrofoam food container wrapped in a plastic shopping bag. "Do leave him a slice."{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Daniel Pleasant|9}}
Mary-Sue fell silent at the sound of her husband's name. Cassandra sensed this immediately and said, "Oh relax, Mary-Sue. It's just a small thing for him."
Next up were the Dreamers. Dirk Dreamer showed up at the doorstep, albeit missing his father. "Where's Darren?" Cassandra asked.
"He went to Mate's to get some food for the party," Dirk replied.
"But this isn't potluck!"
"He knows it isn't, but he still wanted to contribute something. Also..." Dirk motioned for Cassandra to come closer, "...he seems a bit hyperactive and over-caffeinated. I've never seem him this excited before."
The [[Oldie family|Oldies]] soon followed, overjoyed at the sight of their adopted daughter. "Mary-Sue, it's been so long since we've heard from you!" Coral said, embracing her daughter. "Please do not remain silent in your ocean of troubles!"
"Where are your daughters?" Herb asked.
Before Mary-Sue could answer, Cassandra piped in: "They're at home, both of them ill with stomach flu."{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Where's Angela and Lilith?|10}}
"Ah, too bad." Herb turned towards the front door. "Well, if it isn't for the father of this young, enthusiastic bride!"
"Herb!" Mortimer and Herb embraced. "It's been too long since we've last met. Do you ever plan on moving to Pleasantview? It's beautiful here!"
"Thanks, but no thanks. Maybe you should move up to beautiful Duchene,{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Duchene|11}} where all the houses overlook the crystal clean river!"
"Ah, I'll pass. Pleasantview's my home, ever since my family founded Sunset Valley back in the old days.{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Sunset Valley|12}} My roots have settled in this town, and I intend to live it to my fullest!"
"Whatever you say, old Morty." Herb reached down and picked up a young Alexander Goth, running around the yard playing tag with Lucy Burb. "And I assume your little one here will be taking over the town once he grows old?"
"If he wants to!" Mortimer watched as Alexander took off as soon as his feet touched the ground. "He's young, energetic... naïve..."
"We all were, Morty. We all had to be."
Mortimer nodded. "But I haven't yet told him about our town's past battles with the... the..."
"Altos?" Herb scoffed. "I've heard about them. When I was a kid I saw that flamin' Nick Alto on TV! His belly was so big, it looked like he just ate a sandcastle at the beach. Never liked that man."
Cassandra overheard the conversation and came to their sides. "Now, now, not on my wedding day!" she scolded. "Save the history lesson for another time!"
"Erm, well, ''as'' I was saying," Mortimer said, giving her daughter a nervous smile. "After many years of resisting the Altos, they eventually lost interest in the town and left, especially after that fraud scandal that tarnished their reputation in the city." He smiled. "Nick and Vita were jailed, and the town was saved."
"Long story short," said Herb. "But your daughter would rather I not go through the gory details."
"Father, why don't you help me get the rest of the chairs set up?"
Mortimer smiled. "We should hire a butler!" he said towards Herb before heading towards the back yard.
Just then, a man's voice shouted, "Dirk!"
Dirk Dreamer turned around and headed towards the source of the cry. "What?! Are you crazy? Why did you buy this much?"
"No questions! Just... help me with these bags, alright? Be careful with the big one, or you'll spill the soup!"
"The soup?"
"Cassandra's favorite," Darren whispered into his ear. "Just get these into the house, I think the dining table will do for now." He looked around. "Where's Cassandra?"
"She's in the back yard setting up the chairs."
"Good! The dining table will do for now. When the caterers come, help me move the food to the buffet table!"
As the food passed by, the guests on the front lawn took big sniffs.
"So delicious!" John exclaimed.
"So aromatic!" Jennifer added.
"Someone cooked up some love," came Coral's reply.
"It's good food!" Alexander and Lucy shouted.
"It's good money," Darren said. "This is no Betty Crocker!{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Betty Crocker|13}} Awesomeness is baked, broiled, grilled, poached, steamed, boiled, and fried into every bite!"
The Brokes were next. Brandi took a whiff of the air and exclaimed, "Wow! This must be Foodland!"{{User:K6ka/Author's note|#Foodland|14}}
"Better than anything we've had recently," Dustin commented.
"And who's this?" Herb asked. "You have a bouncing young toddler! How old is he?"
"Three. He turns four in a week!"
"Well, isn't he just adorable!" Herb lifted the young tot off the ground until he squealed with delight. "Not an aviator, I see. Time for his first flight!" Herb dashed around the yard, carrying young Beau with him as both laughed and screamed with delight.
"See that?" Brandi said, poking Dustin in the shoulder. "Why don't you play with Beau with that kind of enthusiasm?"
Only one person was missing from the wedding now — the groom.
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Parked a block away from the Goth's manor was Don Lothario's car. Inside, Don watched through a pair of binoculars as the wedding preparations went underway.
"God! I can't do this!"
Don grimaced. He had to pee. Again.
Was it the coffee I drank this morning? Or maybe the lime soda... no wait, maybe I shouldn't have drunk so much tea last night!
Or maybe it was the thought that, by the end of the day, he would either be married and be stuck with his new wife, or crash and burn and be stuck at home alone.
Why does the world hate me?!
Don squatted by the pavement, trying his best not to get his fancy suit dirty. Checking once again to make sure nobody was watching, he squeezed his eyes shut and gasped. A small stream of water came out, trickled onto the asphalt, ran under his car, and straight into a storm drain.
Sorry, fish.
Don got up, fumbling with his belt. He hated tight, restrictive clothing that did nothing but just ''look'' nice. This is like a torture device for my body, a self-imposed, portable prison, he thought.
His cell phone rang. He was so startled that he practically flew up into the air and landed on the roof of his car. He fumbled with his phone for a bit before he was finally able to answer: "Hello?"
"Don? What took you so long to pick up?"
Darren Dreamer. "Um, nothing... I was just taking a shower when you called!"
"Whatever. Now, where the hell are you? Don't tell me you forgot about the wedding!"
"No, of course I didn't forget... I'll be there soon, don't worry."
"And remember, refuse the ring. I know you'd rather jump into a river filled with piranhas than to marry Cassandra and later get caught for some ''real'' affairs. Just make sure you have that public apology written down so that you have something to say to the presses when they show up. You understand?"
"Don't worry about the apology. I have it all covered." Don sucked in air. "So, uh, how's Cassandra?"
"Cheerful and elated. She's happy to marry you. Shame that smile will vanish from her face soon. Hey, don't worry, Don. It'll be my chance to make things better for her."
"Or for worse."
"Huh?"
"I can imagine the face on old man Morty as he watches me dump her daughter, and who knows? He might just forbid anyone else from marrying Cassandra for as long as he lives."
"He's got very little time left. Besides..." There was a pause.
"What?"
Darren was wondering if he should tell Don that Dina Caliente, one of his countless lovers, was trying to marry Mortimer Goth, but decided not to at the last moment. "Eh, nevermind. See you at the wedding!" ''*click*''
Uh oh. Butterflies in stomach. It's wedding day today. And the beginning of his end.
Don sat in his car and sobbed.
==Author's notes==
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