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'''''Look At My Sword!''''' (a.k.a. '''LAMS''') is a Comedy fan-fiction created by DanPin. Its first chapter was released on August 21, 2011.
==Characters==
[[Fanon:King Vic The Illustrious|King Vic The Illustrious]] – The king of Noobland. His funny antics are always scaring the villagers.
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==Development==
'''''Look At My Sword''''' was idealized by [[User:DanPin|DanPin]] on August 4, 2011, during a conversation in the [[The Sims Wiki:IRC Channel|IRC Channel]]. The story is currently being written and the first chapter was released on August 21, 2011. It had a somewhat big hiatus between September and November 2011, when the author couldn't write because of school issues. The last chapter was released on January 1st, 2012.
==Chapter 1==
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<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Fine. It’s free.” Barnabus then left. And as our heroes ate the soup, they knew there was still a lot ahead of them…</span>
==Chapter 11==
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Okay, now we need to visit the good ol’ Blacksmith” said Vic, as they left the tavern.</span>
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<h2 style="tab-stops:181.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Chapter 12</span></h2>
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Vic and Broderick were in the town square, in their armors, practicing for their fake battle. Meanwhile, Bowen was sitting in the same chair, watching James forging Vic and Broderick’s armors and weapons.</span>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Fine!”</span>
==Chapter 13==
It was already 3 o’clock when James finished forging Broderick and Vic’s gear. He quickly gave them the armors and swords. Vic paid James the respective amount of Simoles and left towards the forest, along with Broderick and Bowen. They entered the forest outskirts and kept walking until they reached a glade with a crown drawn in a tree.
“We are here” said Vic, taking off his clothes. Broderick started undressing himself as well.
“What are you doing?” asked Bowen. “Armor goes ON TOP of your clothes!”
“No, it doesn’t” corrected Broderick. “Trust me, Vic and I have to wear armor on a daily basis. Also, if you’re not convinced, check Yahoo! Answers.”
“What are those?” asked Bowen.
“I don’t know… Something the Watcher made me say” replied Broderick, as he pulled down his pants. Bowen was in shock to find out that he didn’t have anything underneath.
“Gaaah! What happened to your undergarments?” asked Bowen, in shock.
“I left them at the Inn. You were such in a hurry that I forgot to get them.”
“You two use undergarments?” asked Vic, trying to hold his laugh. “A king’s private parts shouldn’t be trapped in cloth! I only wore those back at my home land. Anyways, we should get our armors. Broderick, your equipment is the black set and mine is the white one.”
“Dude, I just hope this doesn’t give me nightmares” said Broderick while he put his armor on. “These are creepy!”
“Broderick! Stop whining!” shouted Bowen. “We are going to make this happen. If you have a problem, deal with it! We are going to fulfill our goal, whether you like it or not!”
“Fine…” replied Broderick. “Let’s get this show on the road!”
==Chapter 14==
“Okay, Broderick” said Vic. Both of them were in their armors, hiding behind some bushes. “There's Elianne. Come on. Scare the dung out of her!”
“Is it safe to say that, like, in Wikia?” asked Bowen.
“What?” said both Broderick and Vic, in unison.
“Meh. Never mind.”
“Let’s move on, shall we? Broderick, go! She is picking some flowers!” shouted Vic.
“FINE! I’m going!” said Broderick. “And I don’t like the feeling this sword is giving me…”
“What do you want? It’s a Doomsword. That’s why Prior Angus is here” replied Vic, annoyed.
“Hi, guys!” said Angus, coming out of a bush.
“Okay. This is getting too weird” whispered Broderick. “I’m going in.”
Broderick left the glade and continued walking. Suddenly, he teleported and got right next to the Princess. He then held the Doomsword next to Elianne’s neck and said, in a dark tone:
“Give me all your money or I’ll kill you!”
“Gaah!” yelled Elianne. “I don’t have any. I swear!”
“Really? I believe you are… a Princess.” Broderick then put his hand in her bag.
“What are these? Coins? Oh, these are Gold Simoles!
“THEY ARE MINE! Leave me alone!”
“Not quite yet…” Broderick gave her a punch and she fell to the ground.
“Help… Help!” said Elianne, crying.
“Leave her alone, you bandit!” shouted a person.
“Who’s that?” asked Broderick. The person came out of the bushes, wearing an Angelsguard and wielding an Angel’s Talon.
“’Tis your Monarch, King Vic The Illustrious!”
==Chapter 15==
Broderick faked a scared look. He then tried to pretend he didn’t see that coming:
“King Vic!” he shouted, while he held the Doomsword next to Elianne’s neck. “You shouldn’t be here in this part of the Forest!”
“Well, it IS my kingdom” replied Vic, while speaking in an eloquent tone. He then rose his Angel’s Talon. “Also, my dear foe, you are underestimating the awesome power of King Vic the Illustrious!”
“Well, we will see about that!” said Broderick. He then lowered his sword and pushed Elianne, who fell and hit her head in a rock.
Vic then looked at Broderick with pure anger.
“OH, IT IS ON, PAL!” he screamed.
Vic charged at Broderick. Broderick almost wasn’t able to dodge the attack. He then backed away and swept his sword in the air. A fire arrow came out of the weapon and hit Vic’s knee.
“Ugh!” moaned Vic. Luckily, the Angelsguard protected his leg and the arrow only damaged a bit his knee. “Dude. REALLY? A SKYRIM REFERENCE?”
“What is that?” asked Broderick, confused.
While Broderick had his guard down, Vic approached him and hit him with the sword’s handle.
As Broderick’s helmet flew off, the Monarch wasn’t prepared for what he saw.
“What? Damn, what happened in there?” asked Vic.
From the glade, Bowen watched the horribly deformed look of Broderick’s.
“Oh my, Broderick. What is wrong with your face?” thought Bowen.
==Chapter 16==
Bowen and Angus looked from the glade at Broderick’s horribly deformed face. His left cheek was burnt and his eyes were red.
“Prior Angus, do you know what happened?”
“My darling, those are the effects of the Doomsword.”
“How can a sword do that?”
“Cutie pie, we live in medieval times. It’s part of our nature to believe blindly in all sorts of things. But what matters here is that Doomswords are cursed.”
“Cursed?” asked Bowen, with a worried look.
“Yes. You heard me. Unless we separate your friend from that sword, his soul will disappear and he will become pure evil.”
Vic then looked at the glade. Bowen and Angus’ faces were poking out of a bush. She then showed some gestures.
“Those signs…” thought Vic. “Separate… Broderick’s… Sward? What? That makes no sense. Why would he have a piece ground containing a matt of grass and grass roots?” Vic then stopped. “Oh. SWORD! Bowen sucks at Sim Sign Language. Okay. I know what I have to do.”
Meanwhile, Bowen and Angus snuck out of the glade and carefully approached Elianne.
“Elianne?” asked Bowen. “ELIANNE!”
“Let me take care of this” whispered Angus. “Lady, wake up!” He then slapped her a couple of times. Shortly after, she opened her eyes.
“Oh, girl” said Bowen, relieved. “You’re back.”
==Chapter 17==
“What’s happening?” said Elianne, baffled.
“A man assaulted you and the king came in your rescue” answered Bowen.
Elianne then tried to look at the battle.
“Eat mithral, you dummy!” shouted Vic, as he performed a Whirling Takedown on Broderick.
“Angus! Prepare to bless him!” said Bowen.
“I’m on my way!” Angus then got up and took out a bottle of Blessed Well Water as Broderick fell to the ground. The sword had fallen a couple of meters from them.
“Come on, buddy. Drink this. It will make you better.”
As Angus opened Broderick’s mouth and made him drink the water, Vic put away his Angel’s Talon. Elianne was still lying on the floor, with her head resting on Bowen’s lap.
“I’m… huh… going to dispose of this horrible sword” said Vic, while pointing at the Doomsword.
“Let me dispose of it” said Broderick, with a slightly evil smile.
“Easy, tiger” whispered Angus, while he pushed the knight’s chest towards the ground. “You’re not doing anything to that weapon. I’ll get rid of it.”
“Thanks, man. Throw it into the beast’s pit” replied Vic.
Angus picked up the sword and started leaving the forest.
“Wait!” shouted Bowen. “We’re already prepared to go. Let’s all go!”
==Chapter 18==
They all left the forest and the sun was setting. Vic was carrying Broderick, Bowen was helping Elianne to walk and Angus carried the Doomsword… with a glove.
“I don’t like the feeling this is giving me” complained Angus. “I think the curse’s power multiplies because I am a priest.”
“Nonsense” replied Broderick. “Once you get used to it, you won’t…” Vic hit Broderick’s stomach with his elbow. “Ugh! Dude, I am alright!”
“Prior Angus” said Vic, while tightening the ropes that held Broderick’s torso onto Vic’s back. “How long does the blessed water take to have effect?”
“Just another hour and he will be safe and sound.”
“Terrific! That gives us enough time to feed the sword to the pit beast and go to the Reception Hall!”
Bowen noticed Elianne’s arm getting tense.
“What’s wrong?” she asked.
“I don’t want to go to the Reception Hall” whispered Elianne to Bowen’s ear.
Bowen felt that they needed to be alone.
“Guys, we’ll meet you in the Reception Hall. We need to take care of something first” said Bowen, loudly.
“Okay, Bowen” replied Vic. He then complained to Broderick: “Dude, why do you keep getting heavier?”
Vic looked up and saw his friend trying to reach the Doomsword.
“Not so fast, pal!” shouted Angus, who hit Broderick with the handle.
As the men walked away, towards the pit and the stocks, Elianne looked at Bowen with a guilty face.
“Come on” said Bowen. “What’s wrong with you?”
“I… I like the king and feel thankful for what he did, but…”
==Chapter 19==
“But what?” asked Bowen.
“I…” Elianne stopped and took a deep breath. “I am married.”
Bowen had a blank stare on her face.
“Did you just say you’re married?”
“Yeah. It was a stupid thing. See, I fell in love when I was about 12 and we got married three years later. I was 15 and he was 17. But then my dad didn’t like it and made me wander around the world. It took me four years to get here.”
“Wow. That’s so sad” said Bowen. “And damn, girl, you’re 19?”
“Yeah. Some people say I look like I am 24. Can you believe it? I am not some old chick!”
Bowen made an irate face.
“I am 24, for your information.”
“Oh” replied Elianne. She then tried to mend her mess. “But… you look great!”
“Watch it. If you say anything like that about me, and I swear to the Watcher, I will push you into the pit!” Bowen
then looked up.
“What’s wrong?”
“We are standing here for the past fifteen minutes and the sun is setting. We need to get back to the castle!”
Bowen and Elianne started running. Meanwhile, at the pit…
“Doris!” shouted Vic. A tentacle appeared. “Oh, good. You’re still awake. I’ve got something for you…”
The tentacle moved in happiness.
“Can I give her this?” asked Angus.
“Sure” replied Vic. “But be careful, because it can hurt you.” The tentacle made a thumbs up. “Okay. Go ahead.”
Angus threw the Doomsword into the pit. The beast started emitting a red glow. And soon, the tentacle was back where it
had been five minutes before.
“We need to get to the party” said Broderick, while Vic was putting him down. “Ouch. Vic, you’re lucky you’re only turning 20. Your body regenerates faster. Look at me. Five years older than you and that blessed water hasn’t helped me that much.”
==Chapter 20==
Elianne and Bowen entered the castle. The latter approached the Royal Advisor and asked:
“Has the king arrived?”
“No, he hasn’t. But the Town Crier told me he had seen them in the pit a quarter of hour ago.”
Bowen then made a gesture to Elianne telling her to follow her to the Reception Hall. When they entered the room, they were amazed by the decoration. The tables were arranged in a U shape and there was a stage against the wall. There were banners all over the place and everyone was dressed nicely. A jester was telling jokes on the stage.
Meanwhile, Vic, Angus and Broderick, already wearing their formal clothes, were leaving the Constable’s house.
“Thanks for letting us change outfits in there” said Vic.
“Oh, no problem. Anything for my king” said the Constable.
And then, they carried on their journey to the Reception Hall. When they got there, Vic and Elianne looked at each other and ran towards each other.
“My king, thank you so much for saving me.” She then kissed him on the lips. “I love you.”
“I love you too” he replied, before kissing her again.
“Well, I’ve got to go” said Angus. “I have to give my sermon.”
The party was memorable. Everyone laughed at the Jester’s jokes and loved the Bard’s music, that gave a romantic atmosphere to the room. The meal was delicious and the party ended with firework magic performed by the Wizard. Everyone watched it from the Castle’s balcony.
“We make a great team” said Broderick, while hugging Bowen.
“Yes, yes we do” she replied, enamored.
“We would also make great babies” he whispered, in a flirty tone. Bowen laughed, until she saw the look on his face. “I am serious.
“That can be arranged. Let’s go to the Barracks” said Bowen, while pulling Broderick towards the exit.
“Before we get married,” said Elianne, “I need to tell you that I have a spouse back home.”
Then, a man came in.
“Elianne! It’s me, your estranged husband.” He then ran towards her but fell out of the balcony when Vic pushed him.
“No problem” replied Vic. “The death separated you two right now.”
==Epilogue==
Two months later, Vic and Elianne got married in a huge ceremony in the Monastery. Vic’s maturity grew and he renamed the kingdom to “SimLand”. Bowen and Broderick got married seven months after the royal wedding, but she went into labor during the reception and Parker was born.
The people of SimLand stopped fearing the king’s antics, because those stopped happening and the kingdom became the most important country in the area.
<p style="text-align: center;">'''THE END'''</p>
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