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==<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Chapter 4</span>==

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“You what?” asked Bowen, angrily. “You know, King Vic is now trying to talk to her! He likes her!”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“So? It doesn’t mean that…” Broderick stop talking for a moment. “Oh. I see. I have to tell Vic. But… this bed is so comfortable! More comfortable than other medieval beds, you know? And…” Broderick’s voice changed its tone to a flirtier one. “Want to join me?”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Ugh… Let me think. NO!”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Bowen grabbed Sir Broderick’s garments and threw them at him. Then, she said in an annoyed tone:</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Get dressed, you little male harlot!”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">When they left the inn, they saw Vic running towards them.</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Guys, thank god you’re here. I was talking to Princess Elianne and… I failed at wooing her” said Vic.</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Well, Broderick knows some juicy details about Elianne” said Bowen. “Right? Something that… happened in the inn?”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Hum…” babbled Broderick. “I… had fun with her.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“What kind of fun, Broderick?” asked Bowen, in a scoffer tone.</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“We had fun with… WooHoo?”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“What?” inquired Vic, surprised. “You had WooHoo with that woman? That’s it. I am sending you to the stocks for two hours!” shouted. “What time is it, Bowen?”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“It’s seven o’clock, so… Broderick, you’ll be set free at nine. Vic, look! There is a Constable!”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Vic then gave an arrest order to the Constable, who took Broderick to the stocks.</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Bowen. We need to get the Princess at the Reception Hall this evening. I need your female intuition to lead her there, okay?”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Sure. I will do it right away.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Okay. I’ll be near the stocks if you need me.”</span>

==<span lang="EN-US" style="">Chapter 5</span>==

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Bowen was rushing through the Village, hoping to find Elianne. When she found her, she approached the Princess and said:</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Oh, hello.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Hum… Hi.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“My name is Bowen. I am Noobland’s physician.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Oh, really? Thank Watcher!” said Elianne, joyfully. “I had WooHoo with a knight last night and… I think he gave me a VD.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Okay. Let’s go to my clinic.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Meanwhile, in the stocks, Vic was getting some tomatoes and rotten eggs while the Constable was locking Sir Broderick. When he was locked, Vic got a huge, rotten egg and threw it at the knight.</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Dude! C’mon! I wanted to woo that woman!” yelled Vic.</span>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“Vic, I didn’t know. Also, she took the first step.” The rotten egg hit Broderick in the middle of his forehead. “Wow, you got a fantastic aim!”</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“Thanks. Just for that, you’re being released half an hour earlier.”</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“Gee, thank you.”</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“You’re welcome. Now… tomato, egg or rock?” asked Vic, while picking up a stone from the ground.</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“Hum… A tomato.”</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“Rock it is!”</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">While Vic was throwing rocks, eggs and tomatoes at Broderick, Bowen was at the Sacred Spleen Clinic with Elianne. The latter was lying on the operation table.</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“This won’t hurt, will it?”</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“No. Now, spread your legs so I can examine your reproductive system.”</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">Bowen then started inspecting Elianne’s private parts when she noticed something.</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“Are you itchy?”</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“Sometimes.”</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“You have craps” said Bowen. She then gave Elianne a bottle with a pink creamy substance inside it. “Please apply this lotion every 12 hours for seven days. Also, avoid having WooHoo.”</span></p>

<p style="tab-stops:265.5pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US">“Thank you. What do I owe you?”</span></p>