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“Hi” replied the Princess. Vic wasn’t expecting the thing that happened next. “Who are you?”
“Hi” replied the Princess. Vic wasn’t expecting the thing that happened next. “Who are you?”
==Chapter 3==


<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Oh, my dear Watcher!” screamed Bowen. “Put some clothes on!”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Sir Broderick was lying on the bed, naked. She had never seen that expression on his eyes. A mixture of surprise and horror was clearly visible in his face. Then, she looked at him and said:</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Don’t you have some sort of decency? A lady is in the room!”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Well, it was too last night” replied Broderick. “And I took my clothes off in front of her.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“That’s different” said Bowen in a strict tone. Then, her tone changed to a more gossipy tone. “Who was this time?”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Well, you don’t want to know. Besides…” He then pointed to his waist. “Look at my sword!”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“BRODERICK!” she screamed. “Come on! Who is she?”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Meanwhile, in the village market…</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“I am the king” said Vic.</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Wait. This is a kingdom? I thought it was a republic.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“What’s a republic?”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“I think it’s the opposite of the monarchy.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Oh, I see. Anyways, would you like to come to the Reception Hall tonight?”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“No. I am going to get drunk in the Tavern.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Please…”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“No, thank you.”</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">And as she walked away, Vic felt his heart being crushed. But Bowen was not ready to what she was going to hear.</span>

<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“Okay, I’ll tell you” said Broderick. “I had WooHoo with Princess Elianne!”</span>