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==Characters==
[[Fanon:King Vic The Illustrious|King Vic The Illustrious]] – The king of Noobland. His funny antics are always scaring the villagers.
 
 
 
Princess Elianne – Vic’s crush from Effenmont. She is in Noobland because her father was sick of her behavior.
 
Bloodletter Bowen – Noobland’s physician. She is following her father’s footsteps after he left to Gastrobury.
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And they left, through the kingdom’s gates, to the Village. The Inn was in the middle, so they had to walk a bit. While Bowen was haggling the price of a jar of leeches in a stand, Vic looked around, hoping to see Broderick. Then, he saw a young woman. From that moment forward, he knew his life would change… forever.
==Chapter 2==
 
 
Right before his eyes, there was the most beautiful woman King Vic had ever seen. Princess Elianne from Effenmont. He had heard that her father, the Elf Lord, sent her to Noobland so that she wouldn’t be such a spoilt brat. Modern-day people would say that she was just like Paris Hilton, but that can be subject to anyone’s judgment.
 
Anyways, back to the story…
 
“Bowen, Bowen!” said Vic.
 
“Yes, milord?”
 
“I told you to STOP CALLING ME THAT!” shouted Vic. “Anyways… Isn’t that fine woman Princess Elianne?”
 
“Yes, she is. The Town Crier told me that her father kicked her out.”
 
“I want to go talk to her. Should I?”
 
“Well, it ''is'' your birthday.”
 
“Yay! Oh, and keep an eye out for Sir Broderick.”
 
“Will do, Vic.”
 
And so, King Vic approached the Princess. Meanwhile, Bowen had just bought three big jars of leeches… for the price of one. She then continued her way, towards the inn. The streets were vibrant, and lots of servants from the castle came to buy supplies to the party it was going to happen later that night.
 
And then, she spotted the inn. She entered inside the building and headed towards the reception table, where she asked for her friend. The receptionist led her to the room and left. She opened the door, only to find a naked Broderick lying on the bed. Meanwhile…
 
“Good morning!” said Vic, cheerfully.
 
“Hi” replied the Princess. Vic wasn’t expecting the thing that happened next. “Who are you?”
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