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"Good idea, Fluttershy. I'll tell her everything..." And with that, Dash turned to Natalie, and opened her mouth, prepared to give an explanation.
==Chapter Ten - Revelations==
"Sooo..."
"Eh?"
"Rainbow Dash, I think you should tell her, given you said you would... if its okay with you... not that its important... I'm sorry..."
"OK Fluttershy, I'll explain it." Dashie turned to Natalie. "So, the ruler of our world was once a nice, kind and generous ruler, but she started being really uncool. And I mean ''really'' uncool. We think it started a thousand or so years ago when she banished her sister to the moon cause she lost a game of solitaire against her. I think she cursed her for good measure too, cuz you know, she's cool like that. She made up rumours about her not lowering the moon and other stuff like that. Obviously, she lied. She really just likes to banish people to the moon, trolol. During those thousand years nothing much happened except her making her sister feared throughout our world. Eventually her sister was released from the moon. She didn't tell anypony about her sister being cursed and stuff like that. So her sister, most feared pony in all of the lands, went on a rampage, until she was pwned by me, Fluttershy, and some of our friends from Equestria. She was sorry, obviously. She didn't mean any of it. She was sorry to her sister for all of the chaos and cool explosions she caused, unknowing her sister cursed her to act like that and she wouldn't in reality have acted like that if she had a choice, except for the explosions. Everypony likes explosions."
"Anyway, that was a year and a bit ago. Things have changed since then. Inluding our Princess. She has developed an affinity for trolling, after she used her magic to travel to an alternate universe where she said she discovered a magical entity known as the internet where she learned the secrets of trolling for lulz, and most importantly, profit."
"So, that's why we're here, Nat. We need somepony who knows of this internet thing. We were teleported here by one of our friends when our Princess was being particularly troll like. We know your brother is good with net stuff and trolling. We know you love ponies. Go figure."
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"Well, how are we going to get my brother into your universe?"
Fluttershy looked up, like it was the simplest question ever. "We steal his brain!"
"You... what?"
"We steal his brain. Don't worry, we've tried it on my animal friends, and they don't mind." Fluttershy had something of a twisted simle on her face upon saying this.
"But... how"
"We steal his mind with the power of love, tolerance, friendship, and happiness."
Dash interrupted. "But we need to get something from Equestria first." A portal matierialised, activated by an amulet used by Rainbow Dash. "Wanna come with?"
The ponies flew through the portal, followed by a somewhat hesitant Natalie.
==Chapter Eleven - Canterlot Citadel==
Natalie, along with the ponies, appeared yet again. This time they appeared in a courtyard. It would have once looked magificent, but had fallen into a state of disrepair. Stone was crumbling, weeds were overrunning the garden, and the walls were shattering. Natalie was sure that even the slightest touch might destroy hem completely.
"Umm... where are we?"
"Canterlot. This place looked great once. Now, however... Its completely different. See that tower over there Nat? That's one of the security towers of the city. Or it was, before Celestia decided to go evil. That's where we're headin'. We need the Elements of Harmony to steal your brother's essence so we can have something to fight our friend Trollestia with. It won't be easy to get over to that tower though. This place is a wasteland now, Trollestia's agents of lulz and their weapons of mass trolling are everywhere. We need to be careful."
"Why don't you just fly over there?" Natalie was getting weirded out more every second.
"Umm... okay. Rainbow Dash, lets do that then... if you don't mind, that is."
"That would work too, I guess. Won't be as awesome though. Meh."
The two pegasi strectched their wings out and prepared to fly over. Upon them fluttering above the ground, a massive explosion was heard in the distance. Cries of Problem? echoed through the air. Fluttershy fell down and wouldn't get up. She was too scared to go fly over to the tower.
"Fine, Fluttershy. Stay with Natalie. I'll go. Besides, it was only a trololo bomb. Still, if you wanna stay, so be it." Dash stretched her wings out and soared up into the crimson sky, leaving Fluttershy and Natalie in the ruined garden.
"So... do you like... er... what do ponies like?"
Fluttershy didn't hear. She was too busy being her timid self to notice. It was going to be a long time until Rainbow Dash returned indeed.
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