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== Chapter I: JavaMovieScript ==
== Chapter I: JavaMovieScript ==
"Hmm, Anvil and Linkita fell in love. This film will be perfect!" said Paladis. Little did he know, he was talking to himself. "So Crumplebottom survived and they go for a new adventure! I will win an Oscar for this!" Paladis thought.
"Hmm, Anvil and Linkita fell in love. This film will be perfect!" said Paradis. Little did he know, he was talking to himself. "So Crumplebottom survived and they go for a new adventure! I will win an Oscar for this!" Paradis thought.


Suddenly, a clown came through the door. He was looking for Paladis. The clown looked...like a clown but no ordinary clown, a [[Tragic Clown]]. He walked through the house and searched every room. All that he could find were scripts for movies based on real life events.
Suddenly, a clown came through the door. He was looking for Paradis. The clown looked...like a clown but no ordinary clown, a [[Tragic Clown]]. He walked through the house and searched every room. All that he could find were scripts for movies based on real life events.


"Now to blog that my movie script is complete!" said Paladis. The blog said, ''"The script is perfect! Time to play video games about guiding lives and fix my website's [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] code!"''. As Paladis hits the "Enter" button, the clown comes behind him with a machete. The clown stabbed Paladis in the back with the machete and said, "Oh the tragedy that was caused by [[Wikipedia:Batman|The Dark Knight]]...I mean the [[Servo|Servos]]!"
"Now to blog that my movie script is complete!" said Paradis. The blog said, ''"The script is perfect! Time to play video games about guiding lives and fix my website's [[Wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] code!"''. As Paradis hits the "Enter" button, the clown comes behind him with a machete. The clown stabbed Paradis in the back with the machete and said, "Oh the tragedy that was caused by [[Wikipedia:Batman|The Dark Knight]]...I mean the [[Servo|Servos]]!"


== Chapter II: Derezzed ==
== Chapter II: Derezzed ==
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The Clown had been captured by three unknown interrogaters in relation to the war. "Why did you kill [[Curtis Paradis]]? You're supposed to make people happy, not make them even more miserable!" asked the first interrogater. The Clown replied, "I did what I was told to do...kill Paradis and stop the hunt for [[Mrs. Crumplebottom|Crumplebottom]] from esculating to a worldwide bloodbath! THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD!"
The Clown had been captured by three unknown interrogaters in relation to the war. "Why did you kill [[Curtis Paradis]]? You're supposed to make people happy, not make them even more miserable!" asked the first interrogater. The Clown replied, "I did what I was told to do...kill Paradis and stop the hunt for [[Mrs. Crumplebottom|Crumplebottom]] from esculating to a worldwide bloodbath! THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD!"


"You can tell us the story of what happened with the three Servos and Crumplebottom or we can execute you right here - right now!" said a female interrogater. Looking furiously around the room in which he was held captive, the Clown replied, "The SimBots were derezzed...you want to know my story? Fine! I'll tell you what happened. It all started shortly after I killed Paladis..."
"You can tell us the story of what happened with the three Servos and Crumplebottom or we can execute you right here - right now!" said a female interrogater. Looking furiously around the room in which he was held captive, the Clown replied, "The SimBots were derezzed...you want to know my story? Fine! I'll tell you what happened. It all started shortly after I killed Paradis..."


== Chapter III: Breaking News ==
== Chapter III: Breaking News ==
"...which had resulted in the the prisoner being executed for his crimes. This just in: [[Curtis Paladis]] - an internet blogger and screenwriter was found dead today in his home. He is most famous for working on [[Wikipedia:Avatar (2010 film)|Blue People]] as a screenwriter. He was found with a stab wound to the back. Police are trying to figure out who could have done this." reported the Newscaster.
"...which had resulted in the the prisoner being executed for his crimes. This just in: [[Curtis Paradis]] - an internet blogger and screenwriter was found dead today in his home. He is most famous for working on [[Wikipedia:Avatar (2010 film)|Blue People]] as a screenwriter. He was found with a stab wound to the back. Police are trying to figure out who could have done this." reported the Newscaster.


"Clowns don't kill people, terror kills!" said Omega. The three Servos were walking out of a [[hotel]] after they returned from the X! Star. Anvil was still focused on pursuing Crumplebottom while Linkita was trying to balance her relationship with Anvil while ending the war.
"Clowns don't kill people, terror kills!" said Omega. The three Servos were walking out of a [[hotel]] after they returned from the X! Star. Anvil was still focused on pursuing Crumplebottom while Linkita was trying to balance her relationship with Anvil while ending the war.
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== Chapter IV: Nonecyclopedia ==
== Chapter IV: Nonecyclopedia ==
A web encylopedia by the name of [[Wikipedia:Uncyclopedia|Nonecyclopedia]] had been spawning parody articles of Crumplebottom. "Mrs Crumplebottom is an 89 year old who thinks she's [[Wikipedia:Cooler Than Me|cooler than me]]? Argh, I suppose it was written by [[Curtis Paladis]]?" asked Crumplebottom. The [[Tragic Clown]] who killed Paladis looked at Crumplebottom and asked, "I did everything...now, the payment?"
A web encylopedia by the name of [[Wikipedia:Uncyclopedia|Nonecyclopedia]] had been spawning parody articles of Crumplebottom. "Mrs Crumplebottom is an 89 year old who thinks she's [[Wikipedia:Cooler Than Me|cooler than me]]? Argh, I suppose it was written by [[Curtis Paradis]]?" asked Crumplebottom. The [[Tragic Clown]] who killed Paradis looked at Crumplebottom and asked, "I did everything...now, the payment?"


"LOL at Nonecyclopedia!" cheered Anvil. Omega and Linkita were both laughing at the same time. "I bet that Crumplebottom is <censored by CleanBot - yes I returned for the sequel> herself!" replied Omega. Linkita, who proved that she could have a joke then said, "Look, we need to pursue Crumplebottom and find out about this clown stuff! Let's get moving!"
"LOL at Nonecyclopedia!" cheered Anvil. Omega and Linkita were both laughing at the same time. "I bet that Crumplebottom is <censored by CleanBot - yes I returned for the sequel> herself!" replied Omega. Linkita, who proved that she could have a joke then said, "Look, we need to pursue Crumplebottom and find out about this clown stuff! Let's get moving!"


"You want me to exterminate three Servos?" asked the Clown. Crumplebottom nodded and insisted that if he fails, he will share the same fate as Paladis. The Clown replied, "Fine, but I want my payment! We had a deal..."
"You want me to exterminate three Servos?" asked the Clown. Crumplebottom nodded and insisted that if he fails, he will share the same fate as Paradis. The Clown replied, "Fine, but I want my payment! We had a deal..."
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