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<font face="Calibri" color="#4A9531">Runescript rushed towards the entrance of General Buzz's Military Base. As he walked through the courtyards, he noticed several brutally murdered corpses. "Only one can cause such devastation. And I know her name very well" Runescript thought as he examined the dead bodies. "This one should be General Payne" he noticed as he walked towards a body bearing a military suit usually worn by officers of high grade. As he rushed towards the source of the noice, he eventually found General Buzz's office. There were some strange drops, apparently by an orange liquid. "According to Unilinky's hard drive, she stole a blue from which was later gained at her imprisonment here. After she woke up and took her revenge, the formula turned orange and transported her to a vast dark room. It is similar to my story" he thought as he examined the drops. After he got to the entrance, he saw his former master himself. "So, who do we have here?" Runescript said. </font>

<font face="Calibri" color="#4A9531">The two scientists turned their heads towards Runescript, surprised. "How the hell did you get here, servant? You are nothing! I told you not to follow us and find Mortimer Goth! Where is now, you failed kidnapper?" Dr. Andronikos eventually said as mean as he could. "I no longer follow any commands, especially yours, you insolent! I have free will, and I will purge you from this world!" Runescript replied in an evil tone. "Taste this first!" Dr. Bob said as he whipped a USB stick with a batch file. "DEL C:\*.*" Dr. Bob said an send the file to Runescript. "Noooooooooo!" Runescript shouted in agony, as he fell on the floor. "Let's get out of here! I invented a small portable teleporter and placed it back in Goth Manor! Hurry!" Dr. Andronikos said, as he pulled out his mobile phone and typed "F4IDAI", which afterwards he explained was the keycode. They both disappeared. </font>

<font face="Calibri" color="#4A9531">15 minutes had passed. Runescript still laid there, on the floor. As he recovered, he noticed that none of his data was lost. "How the hell…?" he thought and then he tried to access Unilinky's hard drive. It had been wiped out of data. "Unilinky is not so evil after all. However, she is long destroyed. This era is of no further use to me. I need to get back in time before my former master does" he thought. Suddenly, Cassandra Goth appeared from the shadows, in a long, black dress, she had blood all over her body. "So, it is you then? You had been chasing me 300 years ago. Now let me chase you" Cassandra whispered. "Cass…Cassandra? How can you still be alive after all these years?" Runescript asked, terrified. "Let me see. It was dark. A bomb destroyed the house we built with Darren, and killed him and our baby girl. I was seriously injured, it was dark. And then, a figure came from the very darkness. He bit me. And I no longer felt pain. The figure disappeared, after telling me that I was immortal. Then I was thirsty. I needed blood. I killed to have it. And now I will kill you!" Cassandra said and attacked Runescript. Runescript then saw a Blue Screen of Death. </font>

<font face="Calibri" color="#4A9531">"You see? This is how a job is done. This is how you design the layout of a universe. Through careful planning. Do you want to say anything, Investigator LiR?" Master Inspector Guilherme said, as she walked up and down in her office. Investigator LiR nodded negatively. "Good. What about you, Investigator Bleeh?" Guilherme asked again. Bleeh nodded negatively as well. "Excellent. Now, by all means… YOU ARE FIRED!" Guilherme shouted, making both of the investigators fall of their chairs. "Please pack your staff, wash your brain of everything you have learned here and then leave. NOW!" Guilherme shouted again. "Not really, my dear" Dr. Dominion said as he zapped her with a taser. "Magic is good, but Science is better" he said as teleported her in time and space. "What will your powers do in the Llama Kingdom?" he said. "Where did you get her?" Investigator Bleeh asked. "In my roots and in our early history" he replied. Then, he watched in horror as time and space reshuffled around him. </font>

<font face="Calibri" color="#4A9531">A paradox was created.</font>

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==Part III==

===Chapter 15: Seven am waken' up in the morning…===

<font face="Calibri" color="#4A9531">Master Inspector Guilherme woke up after a long journey to the second dimension, in an island with a enormous volcano. "Where am I?" she asked herself, as she cast a spell to find out. Or at least, she tried. The spell did not even work. "What? I have been using this spell since 13 billion BC and now it doesn't work?! Who the hell is responsible for this?" she thought in despair. "Well, I will try the magic power save…" she eventually thought and in that instant, the spell finally worked. A voice in the back of her brain gave her the answers. "You are at the source of the ancient civilization of the Llamas, a tribe which worshipped the very animal now called… Llama. It is the year 2000 BC in the 2nd Dimension, in the universe of The Sims… Any more questions?" the voice said. "Why did my powers disappear?" Guilherme asked. "Well, it appears as if magic cast in 4th Dimension cannot be used 2 Dimensions before. You are limited on your power saves" the voice replied. "How do I get out of here? Am I powerful enough?" Guilherme asked. "You need to cast one of your spells or drink an orange formula. I am afraid however, that you are just… stuck. You are not powerful enough to cast this spell and the formulas that allow such travels are invented within 4000 years from now. So… I am sorry" the voice said. "Oh… Great!" Guilherme sighed.

"Windows - A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C0011E36 in UXD UMM(01) + 00010E36. The current application will be terminated" was the only thing Runescript saw. "CTRL+ALT+DEL… Please work… CTRL+ALT+DEL" he thought as he tried desperately to solve the issue within time. "Of course, my idiotic master chose not to buy a Mac-Bot, and perhaps he should have also bought something more than an 130GB HD and an old Pentium One-Core Processor. And 2GB RAM would do the trick. And what's wrong with XP… I could not handle 7! CTRL+ALT+DEL" Runescript rushed to think as Cassandra tore down his Hard Drive, while she had already destroyed his Video Card. Runescript fainted and woke up after 30 minutes. As he restarted, he realized that he could only boot back to MS-DOS now. "Initializing MS-DOS… Please insert disk with Command.com" he received as he booted. After he used his backup drive, he managed to finally operate. "None of my weapons work in DOS, except for fDisk. This is however useless when fighting with scientists. I need to find a copy of Windows… quickly!" he thought as he rushed towards Pleasantview.

"The Cross-Dimensional Portal is gone. And the rest of the Mansion's debris has now been removed" Dr. Bob said as he carefully examined the ruins. Dr. Andronikos, however, found something far more interesting. "It was about time we were lucky… these 2 formulas are blue. We are finally equipped to pay a visit to ourselves" he said, smiling in conspiracy. "What do you have on mind? You are not thinking what I think you are thinking, right?" Dr. Bob said, creeped out. "I believe I do. An assassination. We will kill ourselves, by ourselves. We both know that we have both the means both the power to do this. It will save us" Dr. Andronikos explained. "Well, we should be careful… I don't know what my vampire self can do" Dr. Bob said, worried. "It should like 1-2-3. For me, at least. You have some water… and perhaps something we could use to impale ourselves?" Dr. Andronikos asked. "I never thought I would commit suicide… well, sorta" Dr. Bob said ironically. They both drank the formulas and disappeared.

Count Andronikos went down to the dungeons, where he found his dining hall. He approached his old servant. "Please don't, sire! Remember that excellent pasta I cooked for you at your anniversary… You liked it…" the servant begged as the vampire drew closer. "Let me see… I don't! The fun is over" the Count said and cast a Blood Drinking spell on him. The servant's blood slipped on the floor as he died, and then on his former master's mouth. "That was a refreshing drink, wasn't it, Dr. Me. Now how about you leave before I tear your heart out of your cursed carcass?" Dr. Andronikos said as he approached. "I could tell exactly the same. But it would be a lie" Count Andronikos said as he cast an Implode spell on his former self. Dr. Andronikos whipped a balloon and threw it to the spell, eliminating it. "OK, one last change… get out of here, you petty scientist!" the vampire shouted. "The petty scientists has a surprise" Dr. Andronikos said and fired a water gun on the vampire. Then he watched the vampire melt and reduced to ash.

Count Bob was practicing his Dark Gift on some villagers. "I love breaking down the mortals. It is so much fun. And this is why you are here. You have another secret. Tell me, or die!" the vampire said as he cast a Charm spell on a villager. "OK, I tried to destroy every Federal Agent in the world and it was I who opened that Cross-Dimensional portal back there… Now let me go, it hurts!" the villager shouted. "And this is going to hurt more" Count Bob said as he bit the villager straight to the neck, drinking his precious blood. "Now, this is going to hurt even more" Dr. Bob said as he threw a flaming pixel sword on himself. The vampire destroyed it with a Lightning spell. "I know you are there. I have foreseen your arrival. And now I will deny you your price. Or, in that case, my head. Die, mortal!" he said as he cast a fireball on his former self. Dr. Bob dodged it. "Roast this with your fireballs!" he said as he threw a grenade. Exploding the whole chamber. The vampire was still standing there. Reading a page of a book with his now bloody fingers. "Physical wounds inflict no damage to vampires, who fear only the wounds that impale, implode or inflame" he read as he closed the book. "Now it is time to die" Count Bob said. "Or not!" A voice was heard and the vampire was impaled with a fiery sword.

Dr. Andronikos got to the chamber. Dr. Dominion approached the center of it. "YOU! YOU FIND A WAY FOR US TO LEAVE THIS PLACE, YOU SICK BRUTE! You killed almost all of us and your own self up in the 4th DImension. Now you fix this!" Dr. Bob said in fury, ready to fire another grenade. "Relax! We both know it is not my fault… Remember it was Unilinky who caused all this havoc, not me… I am just trying to help here" Dr. Dominion said. However, in the last sentence, to mysterious figures emerged from the darkness of this place. The two inspectors came in. "You are lying. It is simple logic. You can't be a good person. You had them at your own part of the board. Trapped. Checkmate. And then you could kill them until the Government changed your plans" Inspector Bleeh said. "And who has slanted me so? A stupid game of chess? This is not how life works now. Yes, I was evil. Now I am not. You see, the time reshuffled when I trapped your boss. And now you appear to he the bad guys" Dr. Dominion said. "Whatever. We both know that you have to die anyway. And we will save anything human we have left and save our boss and eventually our career" Inspector LiR said. Inspector Bleeh whipped out a Revolver and shoot Dr. Dominion.

He was standing there, dead.</font>

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