Fanon:The Diner Guy: Difference between revisions

Undid revision 311181 by Tamara destiny (Talk) The bad vocabulary was there for humor
imported>Lesya Zirka
imported>Lost Labyrinth
(Undid revision 311181 by Tamara destiny (Talk) The bad vocabulary was there for humor)
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== Plot ==
=== Chapter I: Job Application ===
<big>'''my name is Lucaslucas''' </big>
 
<big>'''Ii amis looking for a job to earn cash to pay my mortgage.''' </big>
 
<big>'''Ii worked at a <s>bar</s> local school where i was very <s>nasty</s> nice to <s>customers</s> students''' </big>
 
<big>'''I cook nothing''' </big>
 
<big>'''I just need a job''' </big>
 
<big>'''plz give me the job!!!1111!!'''</big>
 
<big>'''Ii cook nothing''' </big>
 
<big>'''Ii just need a job''' </big>
 
<big>'''plz give me the job!!!1111!!'''</big>
 
That was the the application that Lucas sent in to the Diner. In reaction to this, Jose said, "Well, at least it is better than the one from that guy who claimed to be a zombie..."
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Jose grabbed the telephone and phoned Lucas. Lucas picked up the phone and greeted Jose with, "WHAT DO YOU WANT? I have a hangover, I can't seem to understand where this woman in my house came from, I need a bath, I puked everywhere and I really don't know what is going on right now! I would be forever greatful if you told me what it was you wanted because if you don't have a reason then get lost!" After hearing that greeting, Jose replied, "Amigo, you cook, yes? You have a job at the diner! Show up at 10am tomorrow and please no alcohol consumption tonight, it makes it hard for anyone to enjoy their food!" Jose hung up the phone and Lucas celebrated with, "AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
 
 
=== Chapter II: The First Day ===