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!colspan="4"|1) Latrine Cleaner
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This job stinks! You get up at crack of dawn, shovel you-know-what for hours, then douse it all in gasoline and burn it up. You know what that smells like? It sure isn't victory... Just work hard and hope you get noticed.
'''Work Place''': [[Mom's house]]
'''Bonus''': None
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!colspan="4"|2) Boot Polisher
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You're good at cleaning toilets? Good! Now you get to scrape dung off boots! That's military meritocracy... Brush up on your LOGIC skills or you'll be brushing boots forever.
'''Work Place''': [[Dudley's Trailer]]
'''Bonus''': §650
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!colspan="4"|3) Drill Instructor
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Now it's YOUR turn to do the yelling! You turn fat, lazy, stupid recruits into lean, mean, killing machines. Just make sure those maggots are more scared of you than the enemy by BODY building.
'''Work Place''': [[Dudley's Trailer]]
'''Bonus''': §800
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!colspan="4"|4) Paratrooper
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The base got boring quick! Now you're getting dropped behind enemy lines and taking hostile fire almost every day, and that's just in a fake war game! Keep building your muscles for the real thing though.
'''Work Place''': [[Toane's Gym]]
'''Bonus''': §900
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!colspan="4"|5) Chopper Pilot
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Your dreams of flying have come true! Ferrying supplies, dropping Rangers off on missions, hunting terrorists in some God-forsaken desert waste - it's all exciting! But don't forget your FRIENDS, they're really all you've got.
'''Work Place''': [[Toane's Gym]]
'''Bonus''': §1000
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!colspan="4"|6) Covert Ops
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Now this is what the military is all about! You get to travel the world, see exotic places, meet interesting people, learn about politics, get DIRECTLY involved in solving political problems...play with guns...it's great!
'''Work Place''': [[Shiny Things Labs]]
'''Bonus''': §1100
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!colspan="4"|7) Secret Agent
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'''Work Place''': [[Shiny Things Labs]]
'''Bonus''': §1160
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!colspan="4"|8) Code Breaker
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'''Work Place''': [[The Octagon]]
'''Bonus''': §1200
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!colspan="4"|9) Intelligence Director
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Your mission is to support the president, the security council and all the officials who make and execute national security by providing accurate, comprehensive, and TOTAL information awareness.
'''Work Place''': [[The Octagon]]
'''Bonus''': §1400
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!colspan="4"|10) War Minister
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Finally, they've got someone with actual combat experience running the military! YOU! But your battles only take place at dinner parties, fund raisers, and press conferences now. Fight the political battle by keeping your powder, and your humor...dry.
'''Work Place''': [[Malcolm's Mansion]]
'''Bonus''': §2000
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