Princess Cordelia: Difference between revisions

Being a Princess, Cordelia was regularly in the company of Princes, but she was much more interested in pirates. Throughout her life she dated 3 pirate captains, the first was Captain Long John Buttercups however things didn't work out with him as he was a little too fond of her corset and was disgustingly unhygenic, even after Cordelia designed him a sink. Cordelia then met the handsome and well groomed, yet unbearably vain Captain Chaz MacFreeling, but she quickly tired of his narcissism (and obsessive mirror-looking) and broke things off with him. Her third boyfriend was the clumsy Captain Rodrigo De Pablo who was always getting himself hurt whilst aboard The Epsilon, including burning his feet. Cordelia gave him a peg leg for this, but one time when they were sitting together by a fire his peg leg caught on fire. On Cordelia's ottoman it states "At least he never suffered a broken heart." This means it's possible Rodrigo might have been killed from this incident. This is a shame as he was Cordelia's favorite boyfriend.. All 3 of Cordelia's pirate boyfriends had beloved parrots and each Captain had a plate crafted to commemorate their parrot. However each time Cordelia broke up with the pirates she was left stuck with the plate and soon had quite the collection.