Talk:Kris Thistle

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==Dialogue Reactions== This section lists all of the interactions and the resulting reaction. Aliens: '''If aliens do visit this planet, I hope they come in peace and quiet. I don't want to have to kick their tentacles back to Mars.''' Annoy: '''No, I DON'T want to see the trick you do with your squeegee agin. Leave me alone.''' Apologize: '''No need to apologize. Just don't do whatever you did ever again.''' Art: '''I love street art. Chalk drawings on the sidewalk, murals on the sides of buildings. They give the city flavor.''' Bayou: '''No way! I'm a city girl. This one time, I nearly drowned just thinking about the bayou.''' Books: '''I don't have much time to read anymore. Not since I got this job. Maybe a comic book here and there, but that's about it.''' Brag: '''If anyone cared how many windows you wash in an hour, maybe they'd give you a prize. But I'm not that person.''' Call Name: '''Yeah? And you're a washed up drip!''' Carnival: '''Sometimes it's fun to hang around a bunch of people wearing clown suits and top hats. They're a good distraction.''' Cars: '''I used to own a car. But when I realized I could walk faster than its top speed, I sold it for my mop and bucket.''' Cheer Up: '''Yeah, I guess I've got what you call that "Kris From The Block" look.''' Coffee Shop: '''If you want a delicious cup of Joe, look no further than the cafe downtown.''' Complain: '''Cool down, [name]. There's not enough time in the world to stay angry.''' Compliment: '''Of course I've got great muscle tone! All I do every day is push this mop and lift trash cans.''' Computers: '''If I owned a computer, I'd probably use it to write emails to people telling them how much I hate computers.''' Construction: '''Progress ain't always progress, if you know what I mean.''' Cooking: '''Unfortunately, the most I can manage these days is a bowl of ramen noodles and a soda pop.''' Cosmos: '''When it gets dark, sometimes I like to stand on the roof of King Tower and dream of my future career.''' Crime: '''Crime? I'll tell you what's criminal. My wages, that's what.''' Cry: '''Hey there. Don't do that. You're nearly as talented as me.''' Dancing: '''Sometimes I do a little dance through the building, late at night, when nobody is watching.''' Entertain: '''Ha ha ha! I love it when you make that face!''' Exercise: '''Are you trying to tell me I'm out of shape? That's silly! I push this mop 12 hours a day!''' Flirt: '''Well well, big boy. Looks like I've got a date to next year's J3 conference... you know, the Junior Janitor's Jubilee.''' Give an Opinion: '''I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect it. Or is it the other way around?''' Gossip: '''Don't repeat this, but I heard that Daddy Bigbucks sleeps in pajamas with pictures of fire trucks on them.''' Graveyards: '''Gross. You don't have to get all depressing and whatever!''' Health: '''Bad enough that Miniopolis only has one doctor... what's worse is that he's afraid of germs.''' Hobbies: '''Well, I collect antique buttons, sunglasses, vintage postcards, and old movie stubs.''' Home: '''I like to call my apartment "The Royal Castle", even though it's about as big as a royal closet.''' Home Decor: '''I won the Golden Mop award, sure. But it doesn't actually work.''' Hug (failure): '''I, uh... I'd rather not. I'm all covered in dirt, see.''' Hygiene: '''You've got to keep clean if you don't want people running from you in fear of their lives.''' Insult: '''Oh you think so, huh!? Well you won't be smiling when I stick this mop handle up your- no, wait. Calm down, Kris. Breathe.''' Intimidate: '''You wouldn't scare me if you were fifty feet tall and painted orange.''' Jail: '''From what I hear, the jail in Urbania is more comfortable than my apartment. That makes me furious.''' Jibba Jabba: '''I tip my hat to you, homie.''' Jobs: '''Those dang pigeons will keep us in business for a long, long time.''' Kiss (failure): '''Come on, [name]. That's not the kind of friendship we have!''' Law: '''Unless you can pay 500 Simoleons an hour, a lawyer won't even look you in the eyes.''' Lounge: '''I have better things to do than waste my Simoleons staring at a bunch of rainbow colored cards.''' Market: '''The flea market is a great place to buy fresh food and home made crafts. I visit at least once a week.''' Miniopolis: '''This amazing jungle is nothing but concrete, exhaust grease, and precarious heights. Miniopolis is the city I love to hate.''' Movies: '''I love going to the movies at least once a week. It's nice to escape the Sim-world every once and a while.''' Museum: '''I think they're planning to have an exhibit called "Sanitation Through the Centuries" soon. Sounds cool.''' Music: '''I just learned how to turn a mop into a musical instrument! All you need is a piece of string and a bucket. Weird, huh?''' Nature: '''Funny isn't it... Our buildings have too much dirt, but the outdoors don't have enough. What's wrong with this city?''' Newspaper: '''I'd love to get a job snapping photos for the newspaper, but I don't think they're hiring. But I'll keep trying.''' Ninjas: '''There's a rumor floating around that someone in this town is actually a ninja I don't believe it, but it could be true.''' Politics: '''These days, what Daddy Bigbucks says is what goes.''' Rep Groups: '''I hang with a chilled out crowd usually. Fast-talking, rough-walking Streeties are the most down to earth people I know.''' River: '''I don't make it down there much. Nothing to do, nothing to see so far as I know.''' Rude Gesture: '''YEAH?! Well here's one RIGHT BACK AT YA!''' Science: '''Don't pester me with tech-talk. Talk about something relevant to everyday life, okay?''' Shopping: '''I DJ sometimes, so most of my funny-money is spent on vinyl records.''' Simoleons: '''I hate talking about money when I don't have any. Let's talk about something else.''' Sleeping: '''I knew this one guy, he fell asleep walking from the coffee shop to his house and woke up 10 hours later in jail.''' Sports: '''You know what I like best? Don't tell anyone, but my favorite sport is... ping-pong. Shhh!''' Tease: '''Your parents ignored you as a child, am I right?''' Tell a Bad Pun: '''Whoa buddy! Not so loud, eh? Heh heh.''' Tell a Joke: '''I've heard the one before, kid. I've heard them all working this dang job.''' Tell a Secret: '''Really? Is that a fact? And that happens EVERY time someone flushes their toilet?''' Theater: '''Every time I think about auditioning for a play, the local theater puts on a ballet or an opera. I think someone is trying to stop me.''' Travel: '''I've been on an airplane once and it was a miserable experience. Have you ever thrown up at 35,000 feet?''' TV: '''Do you watch those Reality Shows? I love those things! My favorite has got to be "The Sim World". I think I'll sign up.''' University: '''Last year I took a class called "Introduction to the History of Bleach". Amazing stuff!''' Weather: '''There's something strange about the climate here. It rains less than once a year.''' Work: '''Until I'm a respected photographer I'll do what I can to get by. At least I don't have to deal with customers here.''' World: '''This world is so big and amazing. Gosh, it must be like two or three thousand pixels across!''' (Ask for Errand failure): '''No, I can't think of anything I need you to do.''' (Ask for Errand success): '''Here... could you take this baseball cap to [name]? I owe it to 'em.''' (Ask to Move In): '''No thanks, [name]. I'm pretty happy with my current place.''' (Give a Gift failure): '''No, no. Keep that for yourself. You may need it.''' (Give a Gift success): '''Thanks, [name]. I know it's hard to give up some things.''' (Refuse to Talk): '''No way, [name], I'm not talking to you for the rest of the day. That's the penalty for getting me mad.'''