The Sims Wiki:IRC Channel/quotes

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Here's a list of some memorable quotes from The Sims Wiki's IRC Channel. If you would like a quote to be removed for whatever reason, feel free to contact an administrator.

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[01:29] <LostInRiverview> Yeah, it's okay. Not all of us are perfect, like me.
[01:30] <Bleeh> ?
[01:30] <LostInRiverview> crap, what I meant to say is:
[01:30] <LostInRiverview> "Not everyone can be as perfect as me."
[01:30] <Bleeh> LOL
[01:30] <Bleeh> that's a major fail

[23:17:46] <JEA13> srsly, I don't get what "voice" means in the IRC
[23:17:50] <JEA13> call me a noob
[23:17:51] <+Duskey> It's youghurt with garlic and cucumbers, more or less. It's great as a bread or salad dressing

[05:21:28] <+Bleeh> he doesn't care about Canada or salt :p
[05:21:47] <+Duskey> Salt is ok
[05:21:51] <+Bleeh> Grr

[22:26]	<Duskey> I'm still surprised at how little The Sims Wiki is considering we're 
spanning multiple games with alot of expansion packs
[22:26]	<Bleeh>	a lot is two words
[22:26]	<Bleeh>	I've told you that A LOT of times :p
[22:28]	<Bleeh>	On the news there's a story about a 3 feet tall rabbit :D

[05:55:26] <+Bleeh> After Michael Jackson died I actually had multiple nightmares about him, scary.
[05:55:29] <+LiR> standing behind you
[05:56:00] <+Bleeh> No, breaking into my room while I sleep in a neon blue/yellow/red or green jumpsuit.
[05:56:08] <+Bleeh> I had 4 different ones.

[22:49]	<Bleeh>	It was too warm this past winter D:
[22:49]	<LiR>	So, how about them unicorns, huh?
[22:49]	<Bleeh>	You shot them :'(
[22:49]	* LiR	revives the unicorns
[22:49]	<Bleeh>	YAY!
[22:49]	<Bleeh>	What about the fairies?
[22:49]	<LiR>	never mind, it's not worth it
[22:50]	* LiR	shoots the unicorns again
[22:50]	<Bleeh>	NOO!!!

[03:09:10] * Joins: Bleeh (451a54ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/)
[03:09:54] * Quits: Bleeh (451a54ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/) (Client Quit)
[03:13:16] * Joins: Bleeh (451a54ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/)
[03:15:32] <Bleeh> This is annoying :p
[03:16:19] <Bleeh> Lol it's working now
[03:16:19] * Quits: Bleeh (451a54ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/) (Client Quit)

<+LostInRiverview> I'm just going to do Bebe Hart

[15:53]	* Duskey	slaps LiR around a bit with a large trout
[15:54]	* LiR	resists Duskey's trout-slapping
[15:54]	* LiR	manages to make things sound much dirtier than they actually are.
[15:54]	<Duskey>	Yeah baby, slap that trout
[15:54]	<LiR>	do you call it that because it's cold, wet and slimy?
[15:55]	<LiR>	....and it smells bad?
[15:55]	<Duskey>	Yes
[15:56]	<LiR>	...awkward silence
[15:58]	<Duskey>	Love it

[22:03] <+Bleeh> Greenland > Manitoba > Alberta > Quebec > the territories > the Atlantic provinces > Ontario > Saskatchewan
[22:03] <+Bleeh> ...and BC is before Ontario :o
[22:04] <RandomRanaun> And the US is before all of them. :p
[22:04] <+Bleeh> BEFORE? BEFORE!?!?!?!?!?!
[22:04] <RandomRanaun> haha jk
[22:04] <RandomRanaun> I'm adding this to the IRC quotes. :p

[22:14] <+Bleeh> Guess the capital of Manitoba :o I like how a couple Canadians I asked didn't know... :p
[22:15] <RandomRanaun> Uhhh....
[22:15] <RandomRanaun> Ummmm.....
[22:15] <RandomRanaun> Wait....
[22:15] <RandomRanaun> I know this.....
[22:15] <RandomRanaun> Sacramento!
[22:16] <+Bleeh> No, good try :p
[22:16] <RandomRanaun> Ummm.... Detriot!
[22:16] <+Bleeh> No. :p
[22:16] <+Bleeh> It starts with a W.
[22:17] <RandomRanaun> OOH OOH Watertown!
[22:17] <+Bleeh> It ends with a g :o
[22:17] <RandomRanaun> Oh, just tell me.
[22:17] <RandomRanaun> lol
[22:18] <+Bleeh> No.
[22:18] <RandomRanaun> Fine then I'll search it. :p
[22:18] <+Bleeh> No. Guess x_x
[22:18] <RandomRanaun> Ok...
[22:19] <RandomRanaun> Ummm....
[22:19] <RandomRanaun> Tell me the first syllable.
[22:19] <+Bleeh> No.
[22:19] <RandomRanaun> Fine!
[22:19] <+Bleeh> There's 8 letters...
[22:20] <RandomRanaun> Ok, tell me the first 8. :p
[22:20] <+Bleeh> It has the biggest population in all of Manitoba :o
[22:20] <RandomRanaun> Well, of course, its the capital! :p
[22:20] <+Bleeh> The first TWO are W and i. So that makes it Wi_____g :p
[22:21] <+Bleeh> Well if it was like Alberta it would be different.
[22:21] <+Bleeh> Since Calgary has a higher population than Edmonton but Edmonton's the capital and way cooler
[22:23] <RandomRanaun> Witchberg!
[22:23] <+Bleeh> It's Winnipeg :p
[22:23] <RandomRanaun> OHHHHH.....
[22:23] <RandomRanaun> I still wouldn't know that. lol

[21:25] <GeorgieGibbons> I'm trying to figure out how the community gradually got smaller
[21:25] <Ariette> Someone put it in the washer for too long
[21:25] <Ariette> =(

[00:06] <BobTheZ> k. means kick right?
[00:06] <+Bleeh> ...lolol
[00:06] * Ariette facepalms
[00:06] <+Bleeh> no it means okay.

[17:21] == BobTheZ [c42e47fb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.196.46.71.251] has joined #the_sims
[17:21] <BobTheZ> DIE ZOMBIE DIE
[17:23] == Zombie|Newbie [c42e47fb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.196.46.71.251] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[17:23] <BobTheZ> BYE ZOMBIE BYE

[00:00]	<Auror>	Hi there, Bleeh, LiR, and BobTheZ.
[00:01]	<BobTheZ> RR gets no love
[00:01]	<Auror>	:/
[00:01]	<Auror>	Hi there RandomRanaun.
[00:01]	<LiR> yaay! Auror loves RandomRanaun!
[00:01]	<RandomRanaun> Hi Auror.
[00:02]	<BobTheZ> :D
[00:02]	<LiR> It's a happy love fest all around!
[00:02]	== RandomRanaun has left freenode

[06:35] <BobTheZ> AUROR AND RR SITTING IN A TEMPLATE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
[06:35] <RandomRanaun> >_>
[06:36] <RandomRanaun> BLEEH AND BOB ARE EDITING A PAGE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
[06:37] <+Bleeh> wtf.
[06:37] <RandomRanaun> :p
[06:37] <BobTheZ> GRR
[06:37] <Auror> XD
[06:37] <+Bleeh> It's Bleeh and Archie or nothing at all.
[06:37] <BobTheZ> YOU ADMIT IT!
[06:37] <RandomRanaun> lol
[06:37] <Auror> :O

[16:05] <RandomRanaun> !AnvilBot is annoying the crap out of everyone here and should just be kicked from the IRC
[16:05] <AnvilBot> i'll remember that
[16:05] <RandomRanaun> !AnvilBot
[16:05] <AnvilBot> AnvilBot is annoying the crap out of everyone here and should just be kicked from the IRC
[16:05] <GeorgieGibbons> LOL
[16:05] <RandomRanaun> :p

[00:50] <+LiR|Laundry> Comedy is funny

[22:49] <GeorgieGibbons> God didn't request.
[22:49] <BobTheZ> God voted.

[12:52]  * GeorgieGibbons is being anti-social
[12:53] == GeorgieGibbons was kicked from #the_sims by BobTheZ [Then I'm anti-friendly]

[17:50] <+LiR> DRUM ROLL EVERYBODY!.....
[17:50] == mode/#the_sims [+o LiR] by ChanServ
[17:50] <@LiR> Now, as a ceremonial measure
[17:50] <@LiR> ******GREENLAND IS HEREBY UNBANNED ON #The_Sims FOREVER!******
[17:50] <GeorgieGibbons> but banned on #wikia-sims
[17:51] <rarqwrgsd> YAYYYY and NOOOO
[17:51] <@LiR> Goodbye #The_Sims!
[17:51] <@LiR> in 30 seconds...
[17:51]  * UnBobNewbie cries
[17:51] <@LiR> everyone finish up
[17:51] <UnBobNewbie> bye!
[17:51] <GeorgieGibbons> We'll be back for you Linkita
[17:51] <UnBobNewbie> I LOVE YOU!
[17:51] <UnBobNewbie> I'LL MISS YOU!
[17:51] <rarqwrgsd> ):
[17:52] <@LiR> 5
[17:52] <@LiR> 4
[17:52] <@LiR> 3
[17:52] <UnBobNewbie> PLEASE, REMEMBER US!
[17:52] <rarqwrgsd> BYEEE <3
[17:52] <@LiR> 2
[17:52] <@LiR> 1
[17:52] <GeorgieGibbons> WHERES MY KEYS
[17:52] <UnBobNewbie> <3
[17:52] == mode/#the_sims [+i] by LiR
[17:52] <rarqwrgsd> and brb my laptop's on now.
[17:52] <@LiR> was that supposed to do something?
[17:52] <UnBobNewbie> Bye...
[17:52] == rarqwrgsd [wyhpoc@69.41.179.203] has quit [Quit: Chatmosphere - IRC for Blackberry]
[17:52] <GeorgieGibbons>  /mode +f #wikia-sims
[17:52] <GeorgieGibbons> +i is invite only
[17:52] <UnBobNewbie> lol fail
[17:52] <@LiR> ok
[17:52] <@LiR> lol
[17:52] <GeorgieGibbons> So that it will forward everyone
[17:52] <GeorgieGibbons> Keep +i
[17:52] <@LiR> alright....
[17:52] <GeorgieGibbons> or it won't work
[17:52] <@LiR> 10
[17:52] <@LiR> 9
[17:52] <@LiR> 8
[17:52] <UnBobNewbie> LOVE YOU
[17:52] <@LiR> 7
[17:52] <@LiR> 6
[17:52] <@LiR> 5.5
[17:52] <UnBobNewbie> WE LOVE YOU
[17:52] <GeorgieGibbons> 54321
[17:52] <@LiR> 5.2
[17:53] <@LiR> 5
[17:53] <@LiR> 4
[17:53] <@LiR> 5 again
[17:53] <@LiR> 3
[17:53] <@LiR> 2
[17:53] <UnBobNewbie> I'LL MISS YA BABY!
[17:53] <@LiR> 1
[17:53] <@LiR> 0
[17:53] <@LiR> -1
[17:53] <UnBobNewbie> Bye....
[17:53] <@LiR> ah
[17:53] <@LiR> I need to op on #wikia-sims :p

[20:53] <RandomRanaun> What?
[20:53] <Another_Zombie> you.
[20:53] <Another_Zombie> Have.
[20:53] <Another_Zombie> A.
[20:53] <Another_Zombie> Message.
[20:53] <RandomRanaun> -_-
[20:53] <RandomRanaun> I.
[20:53] <RandomRanaun> Know.
[20:53] <RandomRanaun> :p.
[20:53] <RandomRanaun> lol
[20:53] <Another_Zombie> Then.
[20:53] <Another_Zombie> Reply.
[20:53] <Another_Zombie> To.
[20:53] <Another_Zombie> It.
[20:53] <RandomRanaun> I.
[20:53] <RandomRanaun> Don't.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> Want.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> To.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> And.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> I.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> Won't.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> Because.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> I.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> Don't.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> Want.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> To.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> Because.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> I.
[20:54] <RandomRanaun> Won't.
[20:54] <Another_Zombie> Could.
[20:54] <Another_Zombie> We.
[20:54] <Another_Zombie> Stop.
[20:54] <Another_Zombie> Talking.
[20:54] <Another_Zombie> Like.
[20:54] <Another_Zombie> This?
[20:54] <Another_Zombie> It's.
[20:54] <Another_Zombie> Getting.
[20:54] <Another_Zombie> Rather.
[20:54] <Another_Zombie> Weird.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> No.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> I.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> Like.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> Talking.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> Like.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> This.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> If.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> You.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> Don't.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> Then.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> I.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> Will.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> Kick.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> You.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> From.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> This.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> Query.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> :p.
[20:55] <Another_Zombie> Should.
[20:55] <Another_Zombie> I.
[20:55] <Another_Zombie> Add.
[20:55] <Another_Zombie> This.
[20:55] <Another_Zombie> To.
[20:55] <Another_Zombie> The.
[20:55] <Another_Zombie> IRC
[20:55] <Another_Zombie> Quotes?
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> I.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> Don't.
[20:55] <RandomRanaun> Know.
[20:56] <RandomRanaun> Because.
[20:56] <RandomRanaun> We.
[20:56] <RandomRanaun> Aren't.
[20:56] <RandomRanaun> On.
[20:56] <RandomRanaun> The.
[20:56] <RandomRanaun> Main.
[20:56] <RandomRanaun> IRC.
[20:56] <RandomRanaun> Channel.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> We.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> Could.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> Pretend.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> We.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> Were.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> And.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> Make.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> Users.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> Happy.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> With.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> Joy.
[20:56] <RandomRanaun> I.
[20:56] <RandomRanaun> Guess.
[20:56] <Another_Zombie> Okay.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> Do.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> You.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> Want.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> To.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> Add.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> It.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> Or.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> Should.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> I?
[20:57] <RandomRanaun> You.
[20:57] <RandomRanaun> Should.
[20:57] <RandomRanaun> Could.
[20:57] <RandomRanaun> You?
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> Yes.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> I.
[20:57] <Another_Zombie> Could.

[20:27] <+Another_Zombie> This place is pretty dead suddenly :/
[20:27] <+RandomRanaun> ...
[20:28]  * RandomRanaun is dead
[20:28] <+RandomRanaun> :p
[20:28]  * Another_Zombie is dead
[20:28] <+Another_Zombie> lol irony

[20:23] <+Another_Zombie> Alcatraz, when's Unilinky comin' back?
[20:23] <+Alcatraz> no idea
[20:23] <+Alcatraz> the owner is MIA
[20:24]  * Another_Zombie queries MIA
[20:24] <+Another_Zombie> :/
[20:25] <+Alcatraz> MIA = missing in action
[20:25] <+Another_Zombie> ...

[20:29] <+UnBobNewbie> lol has changed from "laugh out loud" to "I don't know what to say" in a matter of years :/

[12:41] <@GeorgieGibbons> !8ball does RuneScript suck?
[12:41] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "does RuneScript suck?": Yes

[21:03] <+RandomRanaun> I thought Denmark was in Colorado. :?
[21:03] <+Bleeh> ... Denmark is in Europe.
[21:03] <+GeorgieGibbons> 0_o
[21:03] <+RandomRanaun> OH
[21:03] <+Bleeh> It's a Scandinavian country.
[21:03] <+RandomRanaun> I'm thinking of Denver. :p

[09:40] <XoTulleMorXo> I have lost my hearing.
[09:41] <WoganHemlock> Rebecca Black?
[09:41] <WoganHemlock> GET.
[09:41] <WoganHemlock> OUT.
[09:41] <WoganHemlock> Listening to Rebecca Black has been proven to cause the person listening to die.
[09:41] <WoganHemlock> Painfully.
[09:42] <XoTulleMorXo> Sorry, I have lost my eyesight, as well.
[09:42] <WoganHemlock> And a loss of hearing and eyesight.
[09:43] <WoganHemlock> For the good of everyone on the channel, DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK.
[09:43] <WoganHemlock> Unless you want to die.

[13:36] <WoganHemlock> Oh good. But most of the ones who come here are nutjobs.
[13:36] <WoganHemlock> Or irritating.
[13:37] <+RandomRanaun> You got that right, girlfriend! :D
[13:37] <+RandomRanaun> Whoops, wrong time period. :p
[13:37] <+RandomRanaun> GHAHAHAHAHA
[13:37] <+RandomRanaun> Away I go!
[13:37]  * RandomRanaun goes away
[13:38] <WoganHemlock> ...that was odd...
[13:38] <+RandomRanaun> lol that was the whole point. :p
[13:38] <WoganHemlock> I know.
[13:38] <+RandomRanaun> :DD
[13:38] <WoganHemlock> We should add that to the IRC quotes.
[13:39] <+RandomRanaun> Yeah. :D
[13:39] <WoganHemlock> I will.
[13:39] <+RandomRanaun> But, just to make sure, I'm not a nutjob. :p
[13:39] <+RandomRanaun> Right?
[13:39] <WoganHemlock> Yes.
[13:40] <+Bleeh> K SO
[13:40] <+Bleeh> JUST TO MAKE SURE
[13:40] <+Bleeh> I'M NOT ONE
[13:40] <+Bleeh> RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!?!?!?!?
[13:40] <+Bleeh> pshhhhhhhahhaqhwhwhwh.
[13:40] <+RandomRanaun> I'm not one either.
[13:40] <+RandomRanaun> jjjjjjuuuussstttooommmaakkeesuurreee
[13:41] <+RandomRanaun> looloolooloolooloo!!!

[22:22] <+GeorgieGibbons> !8ball do you like it here?
[22:22] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "do you like it here?": No!
[22:24] <+LiR> lol
[22:24] <+LiR> !8ball you should just go
[22:24] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "you should just go": How should I know?
[22:24] <+LiR> Hey that rhymes
[22:25] <+GeorgieGibbons> !8ball do you want +b or +q?
[22:25] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "do you want +b or +q?": Yes
[22:25] <+GeorgieGibbons> ok then
[22:25] * ChanServ sets mode +q *!*@nebulae-v4-09.bot.rscript.org for #wikia-sims
[22:25] <+GeorgieGibbons> he wanted it

[09:37]  * GeorgieGibbons kills WoganHemlock
[09:37]  * WoganHemlock is angry.
[09:37]  * RandomRanaun kills GeorgieGibbons
[09:37]  * GeorgieGibbons dies...again
[09:38] == Ghost_of_GG [~marmalade@uncyclopedia/GEORGIEGIBBONS] has joined #wikia-sims
[09:38] == mode/#wikia-sims [+v Ghost_of_GG] by ChanServ
[09:38] <+Ghost_of_GG> RandomRanaun
[09:38] <+Ghost_of_GG> why kill me?
[09:39] <+RandomRanaun> Because you killed Wogan, duh. :p
[09:39] <+Ghost_of_GG> my ident says marmalade :s
[09:39] <+Ghost_of_GG> at least it doesn't say ladygaga like it once did
[09:39]  * Ghost_of_GG haunts RandomRanaun
[09:39]  * Ghost_of_GG haunts everyone
[09:39] <+Ghost_of_GG> YOU CAN'T KILL ME
[09:39] <+Ghost_of_GG> NOT EVEN NICKSERV CAN

[18:03] <Andronikos> http://www.skroutz.gr/s/250467/Apple-iMac-27''-2-8G hz-4G-1TB.html
[18:03] <Andronikos> Is this a good price?
[18:04] * Andronikos (59d2cabd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.89.210.202.189) Quit ( Quit: Page closed )
[18:04] <+RandomRanaun> lol
[18:04] <+GeorgieGibbons> even though he left, no it isn't
[18:04] <+RandomRanaun> Accident?
[18:04] <+RandomRanaun> Someone add this to the quotes.

[13:14] <+Bleeh> !8ball Do you like Greenland?
[13:14] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Do you like Greenland?": Hell no.
[13:14] <+Bleeh> D;
[13:14] <+RandomRanaun> :D
[13:14] <WoganHemlock> XDDDDDDDDDD
[13:14] <+RandomRanaun> !8ball Do you like Bleeh?
[13:14] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Do you like Bleeh?": No!
[13:14] <+RandomRanaun> HAHA
[13:14] <+Bleeh> )":
[13:14] <+RandomRanaun> That's just icing on the cake! :P
[13:14] <+Bleeh> adding this to the IRC quotes :P

[13:29] <WoganHemlock> !8ball Should I launch a nuclear missile strike on Greenland?
[13:29] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Should I launch a nuclear missile strike on Greenland?": Probably.
[13:29] <WoganHemlock> OK.
[13:30] <+Bleeh> no.
[13:30]  * WoganHemlock nukes Greenland.
[13:30] <+Bleeh> no.
[13:30] <+Bleeh> you just messed up a lot of the Arctic enviroment. :|
[13:30] <+Bleeh> ARE YOU HAPPY?
[13:30] <WoganHemlock> Very.
[13:32]  * RandomRanaun tries to hide from the nuclear missile strike by using an umbrella. ☂
[13:32] <+RandomRanaun> :p
[13:33] <WoganHemlock> Hope it's a lead umbrella.