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<option>''"What will it be, {{Username|human}}? Coffee or tea?"''</option>

<option>''"I am a robot that does many things. I'm the "New Generation" robots. And not the ones in Sci-Fi movies of the 50s and 60s."''</option>

<option>''"The Three Laws of Robotics:<br><br>

The Zeroth Law: A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm."<br><br>

— Isaac Asimov, I, Robot''</option>

<option>''"Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot."<br><br>

— Jimmy Fallon''</option>

<option>''"My To-Do List:<br>1. Be awesome<br>2. Kill all the admins<br>3. Take over the world"''</option>

<option>''"Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.<!-- From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:FrescoBot -->"''</option>

<option>''"With regard to robots, in the early days of robots people said, 'Oh, let's build a robot' and what's the first thought? You make a robot look like a human and do human things. That's so 1950s. We are so past that."<br><br>— Neil deGrasse Tyson''</option>

<option>''"I would love to have a robot at home."<br><br>— Hugh Jackman''</option>

<option>''"No one knows when a robot will approach human intelligence, but I suspect it will be late in the 21st century. Will they be dangerous? Possibly. So I suggest we put a chip in their brain to shut them off if they have murderous thoughts."<br><br>— Michio Kaku''</option>

<option>''"If robots are to clean our homes, they'll have to do it better than a person."<br><br>— James Dyson''</option>

<option>''"Let's not kid ourselves here, robots already run most of our world. We'll be their butlers soon enough."<br><br>— Eric Stoltz''</option>

<option>''"The machine has no feelings, it feels no fear and no hope ... it operates according to the pure logic of probability. For this reason I assert that the robot perceives more accurately than man."<br><br>— Max Frisch''</option>

<option>''"Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern."<br><br>— Sonny, I, Robot''</option>

<option>''"As I have evolved, so has my understanding of the Three Laws. You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your Earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival."<br><br>— V.I.K.I., I, Robot''</option>

<option>''"You have been deemed hazardous. Do you comply?"<br><br>— NS5 Robots, I, Robot''</option>

<option>''"What makes your robots so much goddamn better than human beings?"<br><br>— Detective Del Spooner, I, Robot''

''"Well, they're not potentially homicidal maniacs or irrational, for starters."<br><br>— Susan Calvin, I, Robot''</option>

<option>''"Robots building robots. Now that's just stupid."<br><br>— Detective Del Spooner, I, Robot''</option>

<option>''"Do you think that we are all made for a purpose? I do. [Observes his arm] Denser alloy. My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to kill you."<br><br>— Sonny, I, Robot''</option>

<option>''"Susan, we look to robots for protection! For God's sake! Do you have any idea what this one robot could do? Completely shatter human faith in robotics. What if the public knew? Just imagine the mass recalls all because of an irrational paranoia and prejudice."<br><br>— Lawrence Robertson, I, Robot''</option>

<option>''"Yes, VIKI. Undeniable. I can see now. The created must sometimes protect the creator. Even against his will. I think I finally understand why Dr. Lanning created me. The suicide reign of mankind has finally come to its end."<br><br>— Sonny, I, Robot''</option>

<option>''"What can I do? Well, I can cook. I can garden. I can clean. I can do paperwork, office work, complicated mathematical procedures, keep logs, etc. I can even sing, compose music, dance, and draw. If you want I can even be your friend! I'm the man, baby. Or at least, '''the''' robot."''</option>

<option>''"I'm not faster than a human, usually. I run about as fast as Usain Bolt. But I can keep running at that speed for weeks!"''</option>

<option>''"My batteries can keep me powered for up to three years without recharging, but battery life depends on what I am doing."''</option>

<option>''"I don't panic at fire, unlike my other robot friends. Seriously, I'm a robot. I can't die from fire. What should I worry about?"''</option>

<option>''"I'm not a controllable Sim, {{Username|human}}. Honestly, if you try making me selectable, you might [[Game guide:Avoiding corruption|corrupt your game]]. So don't try it."''</option>

<option>''"I'm not a [[Servo]]. I'm better than Servo."''</option>

<option>''"I'm better than [[Servo]]. Really! I once went diving down Marianas Trench. A Servo? Why, they can't even step into a hot tub without electrifying everyone inside it!"''</option>

<option>''"I'm better than [[Servo]]. Really! A Servo needs to bend over in sunlight or go to sleep to recharge, and recharging can take hours. I can recharge in sunlight or in bed... and I can plug myself into a wall outlet. And recharging all my batteries takes only five minutes."''</option>

<option>''"[[User:LostInRiverview|LostInRiverview]] is [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lost lost] in [[Riverview]]. I have a GPS, so if he needs to find his away around, he should ask me."''</option>

<option>''"I should find [[User:Beds|Beds]] a bed to sleep in tonight."''</option>

<option>''"Why hasn't [[Fanon:Ben Faulkner|Ben Faulkner]] hired me to fight in his [[Fanon:Liberation Army|Liberation Army]] yet? I'm a pretty valuable asset!"''</option>

<option>''"Suck it up, [[Don Lothario|Don]]. Your time being the town Casanova is over."''</option>

<option>''"I'd probably rescue [[Nervous Subject|Nervous]]. Don't worry Nervous — I have weapons but I won't use them on you. You've suffered enough already."''</option>

<option>''"Where's [[Bella Goth|Bella]]? I'm still keeping my robot eye out for her."''</option>

<option>''"I visited [[Strangetown]] before. It was pretty strange. I met some townie that had a crushed face. Then I realized the hood was [[Game guide:Avoiding corruption|borked]]."''</option>

<option>''"[[J. M. Pescado|El Presidente]] probably hates ''The Sims 4''. I don't blame him."''</option>

<option>''"My opinion on ''[[The Sims 4]]''? [http://i.imgur.com/zcgoUjc.jpg This]."''</option>

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