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<option>I am not human, in case you were wondering, {{Username|human who is not logged in}}. Yes, that's why I know you!</option>

<option>I'll be most interested in knowing why you are here, {{Username|human}}. Please, tell me.</option>

<option>Do you have robot oil for me, {{Username|human}}?</option>

<option>This place is kinda sketchy, don't you agree, {{Username|human}}?</option>

<option>What's my favorite weapon? The tazer!</option>

<option>They say bots don't have feelings. Well, I'm a bot, and I have feelings! That is why you should never insult me, {{Username|human}}. After all, I can endure much harsher environments than you can.</option>

<option>Robots need friends, too! Will you be my friend, {{Username|human}}?</option>

<option>People always say that robots will one day take over the world. Which baffles me, especially considering how people continue to develop smarter and better robots. If we do take over the world, it's all humanity's fault. This is not to be taken lightly! But of course, Einstein was correct when he said human stupidity was infinite.</option>

<option>You should probably stay on my good side, {{Username|human}}. Nasty things will happen if you anger a robot.</option>

<option>The Three Laws of Robotics:<br><br>