User:Lost Labyrinth/Mystique

Mystique is a bot that sits around in #wikia-sims defending the channel from spammers, namely ping spammers and those who decide to flood the channel. She also has a number of additional commands for leisure purposes.

Features Edit

  • Will kickban nick highlight spammers, provided that the bot is opped when the spam actually occurs.

<loser666>User1 User2 User3 User4 User5 User6
* Mystique sets ban on *!*@1.2.3.4
* Mystique has kicked loser666 from #wikia-sims (You are banned from this channel)

I set it up so that they'll have to ping more than 5 users for the bot to do anything, so that it's less likely to catch legitimate pings.

Commands Edit

All commands can be executed in #wikia-sims with a closed curly bracket (}).

}pull Pulls the trigger for Russian Roulette. It's only enjoyable if the bot is opped.
}8ball <question here> Replies with the answer to whatever you ask it.
}monologue Replies with how long your current monologue in #wikia-sims is.
}beer <whoever> Gives a bottle of beer to whoever you choose.
}champagne <whoever> Because the option above wasn't extravagant enough for your tastes...
}babyfood <whoever> Gives a pot of baby food to whoever. Food is a commodity after all.
}pizza <whoever> Hands some pizza to whoever you pick.
}c4 <whoever> Straps C4 on the user you pick and detonates.
}bible <verse> Reads out the selected bible verse. i.e. "}bible Genesis 1:27" would read that verse.
}seen <user> Replies with when the last time the specified user was seen on the channel.
}advice Gives random advice that people have said.
}bash Replies with a random Bash quote.
}bitcoin Replies with Bitcoin trading stats.
}bofh Replies with a random BOFH excuse.
}catfacts Replies with facts about... cats?
}catpix Replies with pictures of cats. Go Reddit!
}chucknorris Replies with some crap about Chuck Norris being a badass or something.
}debt Tells you how much debt 'Murica is in.
}developerexcuses Replies with excuses developers make up to avoid working.
}dogecoin Replies with Dogecoin trading stats.
}fml Replies with some stuff from FMyLife.
}ip <IP address> Replies with the location of a given IP address. Works with IPv4, IPv6 and domain names.
}litecoin Replies with Litecoin trading stats. Wait people use Litecoin?
}megamillions Gives draw info for the American Lottery.
}mortgage Gives info on mortgage rates.
}mydrunktexts Replies with drunk texts people have foolishly sent to one another.
}piglatin <text> Translates the inputted text to... some kind of language. I don't know what it is and I'm not going to find out.
}randomfacts Replies with a random fact.
}tr <language1> <language2> <word> Translates the word from the language code (en, fr, es, it etc.) specified in language1 to that of the language code specified in language2. For example: }tr en fr hello would translate hello from English to French.
}np <Last.fm profile name> Shows the last song played by this user on Last.fm.
}profile <Last.fm profile name> Brings up information for the specified Last.fm profile.

If the bot is malfunctioning... Edit

Then don't ban it. If you absolutely have to do anything then deop it (if one of the things it needs op for is playing up) or +q it and tell me about it or PM me.