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|Wicked tattoos bro.
|"You jealous or something?"
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|You remind me of my favorite pro wrestler.
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|I hear the bartender waters down his root beer.
|"I knew this town was crazy."
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| I hear the pet store girl has six fingers.
|"I knew this town was crazy."
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|Motorcycling is not a crime!
|"Cheers to that!"
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|Ah, life on the road... It's the only way to live.
|"Cheers to that!"
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|So three naked bikers walk into a bar...
|"That joke kills me, man!"
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|What's the difference between a biker and a bar of soap?
|"That joke kills me, man!"
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|So a trucker, a cab driver, and a lawyer were having lunch...
|"That joke kills me, man!"
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|I'm sorry the speed limit is so low around here.
|"Yeah, you might want to do something about that."
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|Sorry... I didn't mean to stare at you.
|"Yeah, you might want to do something about that."
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|Psst! Did you know Vitamin A makes you jump higher?
|"I'll remember that one..."
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|Psst! I have no memory of my life before this.
|"I'll remember that one..."
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|Mess with me and you'll find sugar in your gas tank!
|"Bring it on!"
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|Cross me and I'll tell everyone you still live with your parents.▼
|"Bring it on!"
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|I'm going to let the air out of your tires if you don't pipe down.
|"Bring it on!"
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|Want to move in with me?
|"This biker's never settling down!" (Dusty cannot become a roommate)
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I don't think your catalytic converter is working properly.
|"Buzz off you little gnat."▼
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|I think you'd look better in a beret.
|"Buzz off you little gnat."
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|Could you stop talking so loudly?▼
|"Buzz off you little gnat."
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|Why does your bike have a barbeque scented air freshener?
|"Was that supposed to be funny?"
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|I hope those aren't new jeans, tough guy.
|"Was that supposed to be funny?"
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|You aren't fit to ride a tricycle.
|"Say that again and it's game over!"
▲|"Buzz off you little gnat."
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|You get the name 'Hogg' from your momma?
▲|Could you stop talking so loudly?
|"Say that again and it's game over!"
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|Is that a picture of a crying kitten on your jacket?
▲|Cross me and I'll tell everyone you still live with your parents.
|"Say that again and it's game over!"
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