Fanon:Episode 3:Clean and Clear

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Episode 3

Josephine and Claudette are cleaning in a very large hous, Josephine finds a very expenive vase.

Claudette Baptiste (Notices Josephine fiddling) Josephine!
Josephine Baptiste (Shocked and drops the vase) AGH! 
Gemma Birgenstein What was that? Did someone drop something?
Josephine Baptiste NO! No no no! NO! Stay where you are Ms. Birgenstein!
Claudette Baptiste Josephine! My god, child! Fix yourself and that vase! 
Gemma Birgenstein Very well, I'm going to visit my mother. Be safe.
Claudette Baptiste (Smiles at Gemma until she leaves) Josephine! She almot saw the vase! God! Back in Haiti this would never have happened! We shouldn't have moved!
Josephine Baptsite Oh, my mother! The same lecture every time I drop something! I don't even want to clean!
Claudette Baptiste That's just as well, because you can't. Back in Haiti, we had to clean or you were deemed unfit, and sent back to your parents. Had I of not learnt, we would not be here.
Josephine Baptiste Yeah, cleaning away. It's just like Haiti, but more expensive.
Claudette Baptiste Josephine Emily Baptiste! I will not have you insult my family like that. Carry on! (Josephine picks up a cloth and cleans)

Flashback, September 1 1959.

Claudette Baptiste is handed cleaning equipment by a woman.

Claudette Baptiste (In Creole) I don't understand. Why do I have to work in this dingy place?
Betye (In English) Because your parents have forced you to to pay off their migration taxes! And speak English girl! You are in Sunset Valley now!
Claudette Baptiste (Quietly) Yes Missus.
Betye Do not mumble! When you clean, the employers expect you to speak loudly! (Grabs Claudette's jaw) Hmmm. Your teeth could use a bit of work. But we'll get to that. For now, you will stay and clean here until you are fit to clean in public.
Claudette Baptiste (Under her breath, in Creole) Slavery.
Betye (Hits Claudette) You are not allowed to speak to me like that! Understand? (Claudette holds her face, but does not reply) UNDERSTAND?
Claudette Baptiste (Weakly) Y...yes.
Betye Get to work. (Hands bucket and cloth) This counter had better be spotless by the time I return.
Jennifique (A young girl appears in the background, making fun of Claudette) 
Betye Girls! Get to work!
Claudette Baptiste (Starts singing "The Flower Duet")

Present day.

Claudette and Josephine have moved from Gemma's house to a large sandy type house.

Josephine Baptiste Cleopatra Bouseffi...
Wind flies by.
Claudette gets out the car, stumbling around with mops
Claudette Baptiste Apparently she had a party and something horrible happened to the drains and the whole floor got covered.
Josephine Baptiste I hope she realises we are CLEANERS. Not plumbers. (Josephine seems disgusted at the fact of being a plumber.)
Cleopatra Bouseffi Oh, God. What a mess! Ah, Baptiste and Baptiste! (Cleopatra laughs) Welcome to my...home. As you can see things got a little rowdy last night. If you could fix this up in about 4 hours that would be perfect.  (Cleopatra lets out a faint laugh)
Josephine Baptiste We might need a bit more than a couple of ours.
Claudette Baptiste Do you want to get paid?
Josephine goes to snap back but decides not to.
Claudette Baptiste I thought so.
Cleopatra clicks her fingers, and her car rolls out of a small block.
Claudette Baptiste Ms Bouseffi, where are you going?
Cleopatra Bouseffi Oh, to visit Ptolemy's grave. It's almost his anniversary of his death, so.
Josephine Baptiste You'll be back before we're done?
Cleopatra Bouseffi We'll see.
Josephine Baptiste (Cleopatra gets in the car) But you need to pay us before or after! (Cleopatra drives off) We aren't leaving.
Cleopatra Bouseffi I'm sorry, I can't hear you! Mollie Fineworth Go to hell. 
Claudette Baptiste Not leaving.
Claudette looks up to the sky
Flashback, 1972
Claudette is in a room with Emmanuel
Emmanuel Not leaving? Not leaving?! You aren't leaving Grime Busters?
Claudette Baptiste Of course not! I've made many friends there, I own the company! I have hidden the fact that we have been enslaving children for years, I will not emerge from the depths now!
Emmanuel And what about when you can't work, eh? (Emmanuel points at Claudette's stomach, she is 2 months pregnant) What about when little Josephine comes along? This is ridiculous. In 7 months, we will have no source of income and a baby! We're ruined. And...and maybe

Claudette Baptiste

What? Maybe what? (Emmanuel remains silent) Say it! I dare you!
Emmanuel (She's hit a nerve) Maybe I don't want to be a part of a sinking ship, and should get off while I can!
Claudette Baptsite (Hurt) Are you saying you want to leave me and my...I'm sorry, OUR baby?
Emmanuel (Nods) That's right. Goodbye, Claudette. You've struck a nerve there. I'll be praying for you.
Claudette Baptiste Emmanuel! You get back here right now! Emmanuel!
Emmanuel Wretch!

Present day

Claudette and Josephine have spent hours awaiting Cleopatra's return.

Cleopatra drives up, it's night.
Cleopatra Bouseffi Oh God.
Josephine Baptiste There she is, mama!
Claudette Baptiste (Awakens suddenly) Cleopatra! You've been gone for 7 hours! 7! Pay us extra, now!
Cleopatra Bouseffi I...I apologise, Claudette, Josephine, but...I've left my money at the salon and it's bound to be locked now.
Claudette Baptiste Go back. Now.
Josephine Baptiste Mama, please. Cleopatra, we're sorry, but we simply cannot leave until you've paid us.
Cleopatra Bouseffi Absolutely not. Get out! Out! Out!

Flashback, 1972

Claudette is giving birth to Josephine

Claudette Baptiste Get out! Out! Out! Out!!! (Claudette screams)
(The nurse holds Claudette's hand)
Claudette Bouseffi Screw that idiot Emmanuel! Screw him! SCREW HIM!
Nurse One more push, Ms Baptiste. One more!
(Claudette screams, Josephine starts crying)
Claudette Baptiste Oh! Oh...Josephine.
Nurse Is that the name? Josephine?
Claudette Baptiste Oui. Josephine. (The nurse wraps Josephine up and hands her to Claudette) Josephine.
Scene change to outside the hospital, a nurse wheels Claudette and Josephine out
Claudette Baptiste Thank you, so much. I couldn't have done it without you.
Nurse [As Emmanuel] That's what I'm being paid for.
Mollie Fineworth Like what?
Arthur Riddlesworth I run an international bank robbery gang.
Mollie Fineworth (Laughs) 
Arthur Riddlesworth Look...(Gets on one knee) Do you believe in love at first sight?

Mollie Fineworth

What the...I...yes! I do!
Arthur Riddlesworth Well then. Will you marry me?
Mollie Fineworth I...yes! I will!
Arthur Riddlesworth Brilliant!
Present day

Mollie Fineworth

Yes.That is me.
Diane Lark (emphasis) Mollie Riddlesworth?

Mollie Fineworth

Formerly. It's Fineworth.
Diane Lark And you're telling me you know where Mr. Riddlesworth is residing?

Mollie Fineworth

Positive.
Arthur Riddlesworth (In her head) Accomplice.

Diane Lark

Can we have Officer Mortz?
Mollie Fineworth WAIT! No, no, no.

Diane Lark

Something the matter?
Mollie Fineworth I...I'm lying!

Diane Lark

If you're sure, Mollie...do you want me to take you home?
Mollie Fineworth Yes please, Diane.

Diane Lark

Okay, let's go.

Mollie Fineworth

Thank you. (Diane and Mollie leave the building. A large man from the car is leaning against the wall, Mollie notices the man, and tenses up)
Diane Lark Problem?

Mollie Fineworth

N...no. Let's just go home..
Diane Lark (Diane gets her phone out) Shiva, it's me...she did what at the salon? I'll speak to her in the car. Thank you. Bye, love you.

Shiva Bhatt

Love you too!
Diane Lark (Diane and Mollie get into the car) So, did anything happen today?

Mollie Fineworth

Of course! It was a day! A lot of things happened! I got up, and came to see you!
Diane Lark Just, me and Shiva didn't see you painting in the garden later this morning...
Mollie Fineworth I'm fine! Just stop! I'll walk.
Diane Lark Fine! (The car stops) Here. I'll see you around.

Mollie Fineworth

Diane! I'm sorry, but I just need to.
Diane Lark Mollie!

Josephine Baptiste

(Josephine and Claudette walk out of the house, having finished cleaning) Mollie! You're home! Finally! You went to get the mail 15 hours ago!
Claudette Baptiste What happened?

Mollie Fineworth

I don't want to talk about it. Au revior!
Claudette Baptiste Sure. Au revior!

Jospehine Baptiste

What do you think?
Claudette Baptiste Talk about it later, Josephine!