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Okay, so I had this idea for a while and something a certain user said gave me the courage to do this;

THE SIMS WIKI JOKE TIME!

Basically, make a The Sims or The Sims Wiki related joke; which is appropriate, and post it here. I'll turn this into a poll and we can see who here is our very own comedian! Some of the top jokes will be featured in the newsletter, so please, make them funny! --BobNewbie ^{talk • blog} 20:01, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you, but I prefer O Positive! (Talk) This Plasma Pack tastes fool!16:40, April 3, 2011 (UTC) What is the female partner of the PlumbBob? Awnser: Plumbing!

Or PlumbBetty. :P Credit to Georgie. :) --Bleeh^{(talk) (blog)} 16:44, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Chuck Norris played The Sims 3 and beat the game.. :p --PlantsvsZombies 16:51, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

A sim walked along the street and saw a car coming too fast. They were saved as the player didn't save the game. Wogan Hemlock - The Dark Sage 08:24, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Once Bella Goth insulted Chuck Norris. Poor Bella...--Fabio Ferrado 18:18, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you, but I prefer O Positive! (Talk) This Plasma Pack tastes fool!19:51, April 7, 2011 (UTC) Paris Hilton once was playing The Sims. Then she started wondering if Sims were insulting her while they were waving on her. What was her comment? Awnser:Go, cozana, chip nork!

A sim showed up to work in an expensive sports car. Their co-workers asked how they got it, as they make barely any money. The sim said "The player entered motherlode". Hahahaha... I'll stop now... --WoganHemlock ^{(talk) · (blog)} 08:23, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

why did the chicken cross the road?Riestorar 20:09, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

So he could listen to some better jokes;)--PlantsvsZombies 18:25, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you, but I prefer O Positive! (Talk) This Plasma Pack tastes fool!18:35, April 25, 2011 (UTC) A wizard went to work with a car that had a very strange design, that had never appeared in the Sim Market. So, one of his co-workers asked him: "How did you get it?". Then the wizard replied: "I am the Wizard of SimPE!"

A plumbob, a repoman and a toddler walk into a bar. If you're still reading this joke, you apparently have no idea what a bad joke starts like. Hurshbr (talk) 15:58, April 13, 2013 (UTC)Hurshbr