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Here's a list of some memorable quotes from The Sims Wiki's Discord server. If you would like a quote to be removed for whatever reason, feel free to contact an administrator.

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8-ball's judgement[edit source]

January 10, 2018
[9:57 PM] k6ka: b!rr 2
[9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: You load two bullets into your revolver, give it a spin, and place it against your head.
Click! The gun clicks, empty. You get to live another day.(edited)
[9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: :relieved::gun:(edited)
[9:57 PM] k6ka: b!rr 6
[9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: Do you have a deathwish or something? Your revolver can only hold 6 bullets, that's guaranteed death!
[9:57 PM] k6ka: b!rr 3
[9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: You load three bullets into your revolver, give it a spin, and place it against your head.
BOOM! Today just wasn't your lucky day.(edited)
[9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: :boom::gun:(edited)
[9:57 PM] k6ka: b!rr 3
[9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: You load three bullets into your revolver, give it a spin, and place it against your head.
BOOM! I'm not cleaning that up.(edited)
[9:57 PM] BOT blargbot: :boom::gun:(edited)
[9:58 PM] k6ka: t!8ball Will I die in Russian roulette for the third time in a row?
[9:58 PM] BOT Tatsumaki: :8ball: |  You may rely on it, k6ka.
[9:58 PM] k6ka: b!rr 3
[9:58 PM] BOTblargbot: You load three bullets into your revolver, give it a spin, and place it against your head.
BOOM! I'm not cleaning that up.(edited)
[9:58 PM] BOT blargbot: :boom::gun:(edited)
[9:58 PM] k6ka: 8-ball was right...
[9:58 PM] k6ka: I still question your judgement, crappy ball.

Shadowsdarx beats the one-armed bandit[edit source]

February 8, 2018
[12:52 PM] Shadowsdarx: t!slots 1000
[12:52 PM] BOT Tatsumaki: [  :slot_machine: l SLOTS ]
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:melon: : :grapes: : :grapes:

:flag_lv: : :melon: : :flag_lv: <

:banana: : :banana: : :banana:
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| : : : : WIN : : : : |

Shadowsdarx used 500 credit(s) and won 5000 credits!(edited)
[12:52 PM] k6ka: O_O
[12:52 PM] Shadowsdarx: Wow
[12:52 PM] k6ka: Holy.
[12:52 PM] Shadowsdarx: t!credits
[12:52 PM] k6ka: S**t.
[12:52 PM] BOT Tatsumaki: :credit_card:  |  Shadowsdarx, you have a balance of :yen: 8581 credits!

Don't mess with the shopping cart[edit source]

February 10, 2018
[4:00 PM] k6ka: t!fish
[4:00 PM] BOT Tatsumaki: :fishing_pole_and_fish:  |  k6ka, you caught: :shopping_cart:! You paid :yen: 10 for casting.
[4:01 PM] k6ka: :angry:
[4:01 PM] k6ka: pushes the shopping cart into the pond
[4:01 PM] k6ka: t!fish
[4:01 PM] BOT Tatsumaki: :fishing_pole_and_fish:  |  k6ka, you caught: :shopping_cart:! You paid :yen: 10 for casting.
[4:01 PM] k6ka: ...
[4:01 PM] k6ka: Wow
[4:02 PM] k6ka: I caught my own shopping cart again

Blargy disagrees with k6ka[edit source]

April 5, 2018
[10:04 AM] k6ka: @blargbot Aren't I the most righteous, pious cop in town?
[10:04 AM] BOT blargbot: I really couldn't say for sure.
[10:04 AM] k6ka: :/
[10:04 AM] k6ka: F U BLARGY

Buck-a-beer![edit source]

August 30, 2018
[12:28 PM] k6ka: b!beer @Daryurian
[12:28 PM] BOT blargbot: retrieves a chilled bottle of beer from the ice bucket and tosses it to @Daryurian.
[12:28 PM] k6ka: Buck a beer!
[12:28 PM] Daryurian: Oh god no stupid ideas
[12:28 PM] Daryurian: We have enough of that here
[12:29 PM] k6ka: I am going to do this community a great service!
[12:29 PM] k6ka: Beer can now be sold for only one dollar!
[12:29 PM] Daryurian: By not reducing the prices of water, electricity, other food and etc
[12:29 PM] k6ka: I have helped everyone in this community by doing this!
[12:29 PM] Daryurian: Yeah definitely
[12:29 PM] k6ka: Cheers!
[12:29 PM] k6ka: b!beer
[12:29 PM] BOT blargbot: attempts to send @k6ka a mug of beer, but throws it a little too hard and sends the liquid splashing all over @k6ka.
[12:29 PM] Daryurian: Lmao

Blargy sends the wrong reply[edit source]

December 14, 2018
[9:27 PM] k6ka: @blargbot Are you rich?
[9:28 PM] BOT blargbot: No but my botmaster is named "Rich.".
[9:28 PM] k6ka: @blargbot Who is your botmaster?
[9:28 PM] BOT blargbot: I was created by Dougie Smith.
[9:28 PM] k6ka: @blargbot But you just said your botmaster was named "Rich"
[9:28 PM] BOT blargbot: And. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.