The Sims Wiki:IRC Channel/quotes

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Here's a list of some memorable quotes from The Sims Wiki's IRC Channel. If you would like a quote to be removed for whatever reason, feel free to contact an administrator.

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[01:29] <LostInRiverview> Yeah, it's okay. Not all of us are perfect, like me.
[01:30] <Bleeh> ?
[01:30] <LostInRiverview> crap, what I meant to say is:
[01:30] <LostInRiverview> "Not everyone can be as perfect as me."
[01:30] <Bleeh> LOL
[01:30] <Bleeh> that's a major fail

[23:17:46] <JEA13> srsly, I don't get what "voice" means in the IRC
[23:17:50] <JEA13> call me a noob
[23:17:51] <+Duskey> It's youghurt with garlic and cucumbers, more or less. It's great as a bread or salad dressing

[05:21:28] <+Bleeh> he doesn't care about Canada or salt :p
[05:21:47] <+Duskey> Salt is ok
[05:21:51] <+Bleeh> Grr

[22:26]	<Duskey> I'm still surprised at how little The Sims Wiki is considering we're 
spanning multiple games with alot of expansion packs
[22:26]	<Bleeh>	a lot is two words
[22:26]	<Bleeh>	I've told you that A LOT of times :p
[22:28]	<Bleeh>	On the news there's a story about a 3 feet tall rabbit :D

[05:55:26] <+Bleeh> After Michael Jackson died I actually had multiple nightmares about him, scary.
[05:55:29] <+LiR> standing behind you
[05:56:00] <+Bleeh> No, breaking into my room while I sleep in a neon blue/yellow/red or green jumpsuit.
[05:56:08] <+Bleeh> I had 4 different ones.

[22:49]	<Bleeh>	It was too warm this past winter D:
[22:49]	<LiR>	So, how about them unicorns, huh?
[22:49]	<Bleeh>	You shot them :'(
[22:49]	* LiR	revives the unicorns
[22:49]	<Bleeh>	YAY!
[22:49]	<Bleeh>	What about the fairies?
[22:49]	<LiR>	never mind, it's not worth it
[22:50]	* LiR	shoots the unicorns again
[22:50]	<Bleeh>	NOO!!!

[03:09:10] * Joins: Bleeh (451a54ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/)
[03:09:54] * Quits: Bleeh (451a54ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/) (Client Quit)
[03:13:16] * Joins: Bleeh (451a54ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/)
[03:15:32] <Bleeh> This is annoying :p
[03:16:19] <Bleeh> Lol it's working now
[03:16:19] * Quits: Bleeh (451a54ea@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/) (Client Quit)

<+LostInRiverview> I'm just going to do Bebe Hart

[15:53]	* Duskey	slaps LiR around a bit with a large trout
[15:54]	* LiR	resists Duskey's trout-slapping
[15:54]	* LiR	manages to make things sound much dirtier than they actually are.
[15:54]	<Duskey>	Yeah baby, slap that trout
[15:54]	<LiR>	do you call it that because it's cold, wet and slimy?
[15:55]	<LiR>	....and it smells bad?
[15:55]	<Duskey>	Yes
[15:56]	<LiR>	...awkward silence
[15:58]	<Duskey>	Love it

[22:03] <+Bleeh> Greenland > Manitoba > Alberta > Quebec > the territories > the Atlantic provinces > Ontario > Saskatchewan
[22:03] <+Bleeh> ...and BC is before Ontario :o
[22:04] <RandomRanaun> And the US is before all of them. :p
[22:04] <+Bleeh> BEFORE? BEFORE!?!?!?!?!?!
[22:04] <RandomRanaun> haha jk
[22:04] <RandomRanaun> I'm adding this to the IRC quotes. :p

[22:14] <+Bleeh> Guess the capital of Manitoba :o I like how a couple Canadians I asked didn't know... :p
[22:15] <RandomRanaun> Uhhh....
[22:15] <RandomRanaun> Ummmm.....
[22:15] <RandomRanaun> Wait....
[22:15] <RandomRanaun> I know this.....
[22:15] <RandomRanaun> Sacramento!
[22:16] <+Bleeh> No, good try :p
[22:16] <RandomRanaun> Ummm.... Detriot!
[22:16] <+Bleeh> No. :p
[22:16] <+Bleeh> It starts with a W.
[22:17] <RandomRanaun> OOH OOH Watertown!
[22:17] <+Bleeh> It ends with a g :o
[22:17] <RandomRanaun> Oh, just tell me.
[22:17] <RandomRanaun> lol
[22:18] <+Bleeh> No.
[22:18] <RandomRanaun> Fine then I'll search it. :p
[22:18] <+Bleeh> No. Guess x_x
[22:18] <RandomRanaun> Ok...
[22:19] <RandomRanaun> Ummm....
[22:19] <RandomRanaun> Tell me the first syllable.
[22:19] <+Bleeh> No.
[22:19] <RandomRanaun> Fine!
[22:19] <+Bleeh> There's 8 letters...
[22:20] <RandomRanaun> Ok, tell me the first 8. :p
[22:20] <+Bleeh> It has the biggest population in all of Manitoba :o
[22:20] <RandomRanaun> Well, of course, its the capital! :p
[22:20] <+Bleeh> The first TWO are W and i. So that makes it Wi_____g :p
[22:21] <+Bleeh> Well if it was like Alberta it would be different.
[22:21] <+Bleeh> Since Calgary has a higher population than Edmonton but Edmonton's the capital and way cooler
[22:23] <RandomRanaun> Witchberg!
[22:23] <+Bleeh> It's Winnipeg :p
[22:23] <RandomRanaun> OHHHHH.....
[22:23] <RandomRanaun> I still wouldn't know that. lol

[18:06] <Zombie|Newbie> If I know GG he's not gonna be back before ping timeout
[18:06] == GG|AFK [nobody@188.28.149.158.threembb.co.uk] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[18:06] <Zombie|Newbie> Whoa
[18:06] <Zombie|Newbie> Did you see that?

[16:45] <+I_am_a_box> Box
[16:45] == BobTheZ has changed nick to I_am_a_boat
[16:45] <+I_am_a_box> Box
[16:45] <I_am_a_boat> Boat
[16:45] <+I_am_a_box> Cardboard Box
[16:45] <I_am_a_boat> Cardboard Boat
[16:45] <+I_am_a_box> That's a bad idea
[16:45] <+I_am_a_box> Wooden Box
[16:46] <+I_am_a_box> although, that's technically a crate, isn't it?
[16:46] <I_am_a_boat> Plastic Boat