::Conclusion - no. If you get teh power, I'll slap you with a trout and/or a fishb0t repeatedly. Don't be a walrus :p ~>'''[[User:Woganhemlock|<font face="Trebuchet MS" color="black">ฬ</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Woganhemlock|<font color="orange">ђ</font>]]<sup> [[User_talk:Woganhemlock|<font color="grey">tคlк</font>]]</sup>''' 23:08, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
:::I am not being a walrus. I am being a dictator with a helmet, so you can slap me all night long. This came out wrong. Now, if you slap me, you are entitled minion rights and you will lose your free will - and gain several perks, along with a fruit basket. [[User:DanPin|<span style="color: #74BBFB; font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif; text-shadow: #74BBFB 0 1px 1px;">DanPin</span>]] ([[User talk:DanPin|<span style="color:#74BBFB; font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif">Talk</span>]]) 23:10, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
::::He has [[User:DanPin/RfA|this]] now. God help us! {{GGsig}} 22:20, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
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What would you do with your rights? LostLabyrinth • (c) • (b) 21:14, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
I would torture people, make articles partial (favoring kittens), do evil stuff and make you, Bleeh, BobNewbie and Guilherme my minions! :) DanPin (Talk) 21:18, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
I forgot to say that LiR will be my main minion as well. He will get more perks than the other minions will have, though. DanPin (Talk) 21:25, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
Then he should oppose! :3 LostLabyrinth • (c) • (b) 21:27, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
Are your rumored plans to start a walrus protection charity using funds 'borrowed' from Wikia true? --BobNewbie๑ (Talk)๑ 09:34, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
That statement is half true. I am starting indeed a walrus protection charity, which will also protect manatees, seals, cats, dolphins and koalas. I am not 'borrowing' funds from Wikia. I asked and they gave me 20$. The rest of the funding are donations from several companies. DanPin (Talk) 17:16, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
I'm touched :') - I will be voting for you despite it meaning me losing my freedom. DanPin for Ruler! --BobNewbie๑ (Talk)๑ 17:24, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you. You will now receive a cookie via IRC. DanPin (Talk) 18:12, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
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Sure, this doesn't seem to be a problem at all. -- LostInRiverviewtalk · blog 21:22, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
Wiki domination FTW! ~>ฬђtคlк 02:08, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, I like him! A random usur 02:21, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
MAKE HIM RULUR!!! 123Notasock 02:21, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Based on consenseus, DanPin will not become the ruler of TSW. Request declined!LostLabyrinth • (c) • (b) 21:57, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
This isn't a consensus. LiR supported it. Also, since I used testingcheatsenabled, I have instant approval, so not even a Bureaucrat can decline this request. I say: Request approved! Let my reign of terror begin! DanPin (Talk) 22:00, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
Conclusion - no. If you get teh power, I'll slap you with a trout and/or a fishb0t repeatedly. Don't be a walrus :p ~>ฬђtคlк 23:08, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
I am not being a walrus. I am being a dictator with a helmet, so you can slap me all night long. This came out wrong. Now, if you slap me, you are entitled minion rights and you will lose your free will - and gain several perks, along with a fruit basket. DanPin (Talk) 23:10, August 12, 2011 (UTC)