Fanon:Anatolika - Definitely not Touhou

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A fanon inspired by this given my recent induction to the lower ranks of the fandom of the said thing (as I have yet to play one of the games I just got to play a game)

First Arrivals

From the mind of the polypotes came legions of characters packed in a series of BSI difficult games. However, the theory of uncanny valley has stopped this particular user from directly. However, given the Philhellenic theme espoused by this user, a distortion occurred, and hence rose some new characters, hence making this definitely not Touhou.

The first arrivals would inherit the essence some of this user's most favorite of the bunch, namely the ditzy and carefree maid, the deity who wished to be a techpriest lord of science, and the pwnage-loaded NEET, named Anthere Hekkaidekanyx, Theophora Oktapagos, and Nyx Lampra Horailophos respectively. Lumped together forcibly, they would have to adapt to each others' ways. Landing on the quiet town of Riverview, the three disparate characters take their first step as a denizen of the Simnation.

Theophora: So, Sak... Ah... cut!

Anthere: Za... User, I can has time pause?

-After the blunder-

Theophora: So, Anthere. I presume you're waiting for your lady, do you not?

Anthere: Such would have been the case if the user was closely following the material of the original. However, such is not the case, especially since the user favors me, and the user wants me free. Rather than serving some "milady," I've become a diakonos to Megas Alexandros, whatever that means.

Theophora; Indeed? I suppose Megas Alexandros is like the Theos Mechanikos, eh?

NEET gives no darn about the conversation.

Anthere: Hmm... I suppose so. If you are interested in faith, you may wish to get your arse over to that place. Plenty of faith over there.

Theophora: Well, I need not faith, as I also am not directly inheriting from the original material. Nonetheless, science is good, and I think I can procure some followers.

Anthere: Ah. Well, look at that one over there.  Nyx Lampra certainly seems like the original material to me.

Theophora: Seems like Nyx happened to be more endowed with original material. Not that it is beneficial, of course.

Anthere: Well, I must procure some materials. I shall take my leave.

Theophora: Very well, diakone. Ahh... Alexandrou.

Nyx Lampra: Ah, the joys of importing the personality element from the accursed not-so-official work ...

-Some moments later-

Theophora: Modern entertainment is the stuff. Yes, I think I got more motivation to side with the Mechanikos.

Anthere: It seems like I shall go harvest some materials, then proceed to fulfill other tasks.

(Nyx Lampra continues to troll the chat)

Anthere: Harvesting duties are complete, Now to keep my brains sharp, as it is only right for a diakonos of Megas Alexandros to be educated like any of his Hetairoi. "Proceeds to solve problems on the whiteboard"

Keeping the brain sharp, as Hetairoi have been educated.

-7 P.M.-

Nyx Lampra: Well, our stomachs are starting to show signs of vacuity...

Theophora: Indeed. Thankfully, we have a snack station over there. Why do we not grab some food over there to combat the gastral vacuity?

Nyx Lampra: A sound idea.

-At the Kitchen-

Anthere: Given that I have been derived from a maid, I do have my household skills. Seems like it is the time to exercize my innate skills.

Nyx Lampra and Theophora have little patient. Anthere: Y U TROLL?

-At the living room-

Theophora: It is a good thing we have the snack station, because we aren't equipped with the skill to provide for our own nourishment.

Nyx Lampra: Tell me about it. Now, where's Anthere?

Theophora: Beats me. "Smells Veggie Burgers" Aww crap.

Nyx Lampra: Seems like Anthere was cooking after all. Well, I guess we can have them at subsequent meals.

Theophora: Indeed. "Theophora and Nyx take their leave after finishing their snack-meal"

Anthere: Alright, you two! Get yourselves some... "discovers plate" Ah... never mind. "Anthere consumes her victualis" Now... Za War... Agh, cut!

-After brief transmission-

Anthere: There we go.

Two more

However, Anthere, Theophora, and Nyx Lampra would not be alone. They would be joined by three more from the Eye of Terror warp, named Hiera Leukolotos and Euodia Anemotheata.

Hiera: So here are those who have released me from the Eye of Terror Magic Realms... I think.

Euodia: That concerns you, Hiera? You are too nice. This house looks like kopros. Well, at least there are flowers and usable plants. Kopros, I say.

Hiera: Blasted Eye of Terror Magic Realms was loaded with daemons... Wait, I embraced them as I did any sentient ones, right?

Euodia: I think you're getting memory loss. Well, we can be grateful that this isn't the goddamn Ecclesiarchy Imperium of Man fundamentalist society. But then you are indeed a priest... Wololoooooo aiyo woo-oo...

Hiera: Stop it, Euodia, why are you so mean? I'm only at least as old as Raszagal... minus 45 at very least. This isn't helping me, right?

Euodia: See? You are indeed old.

Hiera: No! I am youthful! See? My physical status!

Euodia: Right. Wololoooo~

Hiera: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Nyx Lampra: "from inside" Anthere, Theophora, please get door for me, k? I got some work to do, since I am not willing to be in the "not in education, employment, or training" status.

Anthere: Oh greetings.

Hiera: So I presume you're the one who released me from Eye of Terror Magic Realms?

Anthere: I believe not. I suppose it's the work of Sim-Tzeentch?

Hiera: Meh. But it is good to be inhabiting the realm inhabited by both men and supernatural.

Anthere: Yes indeed.

Euodia: Ah, you're the tender of this small garden, eh?

Anthere: Indeed I am. I must always procure materials to facilitate the coming of Megas...

Euodia: You know what, I'll take it from here, so why don't you move along and address your business?

Anthere: Ok... Offer is appreciated?

Euodia: Excellent. I must now plant some more plants to my liking. Plants for the Plant thro... No, no, no. Plants for my garden! Get outta my head, Sim-Khorne! I'm not your bootlick!

Theophora: Did someone say Khorne? Milk for the Khorne Flakes?

Everyone: Not funny.

Theophora: The output of yours is most unappreciated...

Euodia: So are thine.

Hiera: Anyhow, we've come with additional funding. Shall we merge our resources together?

Anthere: Most certainly. We'll need that to expand this place, since we only have room for 3.

Nyx Lampra and Theophora: So, does this mean we can get that skill room that we desperately wanted?

Hiera: By all means!

Euodia: Whatever.

Kaguya Nyx Lampra finding something interesting other than surfing internet in phone or computer.