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{{Feat FF|June 2011}}{{Evolve}}
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'''PlumbBobs & Prejudice''' is an
P&P was originally written by [[User:Duskey|Duskey]], but he has encouraged other members of The Sims Wiki's IRC channel to contribute chapters.
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'''Richard Ranaun''' - The son of Alice and Dharden, brother of Liron and Bleeh, and cousin of Asora. Richard and Asora had no idea of their family, and operated as investigators for an unknown amount of time. He is based on [[User:Random Ranaun|Random Ranaun]].
'''Lord George of Gibbons''' - A mysterious man in the village of Irc. He is based on [[User:
'''Guilherme Guerreiro''' - The long lost daughter of Alice and Dharden. She is the sister of Bleeh, Richard and Liron, and the cousin of Asora. She is based on [[User:Guilherme Guerreiro|Guilherme Guerreiro]].
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DhadMorrisPP.jpg|Dharden Morris.
AsoraTurnerPP.jpg|Asora Turner.
RichardRanaunPP.jpg|Richard Ranaun.
LironRiverPP.jpg|Liron River.
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|writer = [[User:LostInRiverview|LostInRiverview]]
|release = May 17, 2011
|previous = [[Fanon:PlumbBobs & Prejudice/Act 2#Chapter X - Miss Guerreiro|Miss Guerreiro]]
|next = [[Fanon:PlumbBobs & Prejudice#Chapter XII - Irc|Irc]]
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Brother Liron was dead. A stunned look was frozen on his face, and a hole was shot in his chest. Archibald Andrews was subdued - he had been tackled, disarmed, and tied to one of the giant columns within the East Wing. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I WILL GET TAKE YOUR FORTUNE! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!" Archibald yelled, though no one was listening except Lady Bleeh. While the others tended to Liron's body or else contacted the police, Bleeh walked towards Archibald with a glean of evil in her eyes.
"You horrible, retched man! YOU'VE DONE THIS!!!" As she yelled, she walked towards the mantle and picked up Liron's trusted rifle.
"Go ahead and try, silly girl!" Archibald yelled aloud. "You don't have a damned idea how to fire that thing!" Bleeh took the rifle and slammed it hard into Archibald's stomach, causing him to keel over in pain and let out a momentary yell, half of pain and half of surprise.
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"WAKE UP BLEEH!" A man yelled loudly in the dark room. Bleeh awoke with a start and looked around, though could see nothing the darkness.
"Bleeh," the familiar voice of Duskey calmed her, "we need to get you out of here." Duskey turned on the single light in the room, and Bleeh looked around in confusion.
"My God, Duskey! What is going on?"
"We've been captured. Those who hold us are going to turn us over to... Them. And once They get us, we have no hope. C'mon, we've got to escape now!"
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"But...what's happening, Duskey?"
"I... I don't know." He paused. "But I do know this: we've got to leave. Now"
"Alright," Bleeh said quietly, as Duskey set to work untying her.
"Can you stand?" Duskey asked once all the ropes had fallen to the floor.
"I think I can..." Bleeh said as she shakily stood to her feet. "Oh, the floor is so cold on bare feet. How do we get out of here"
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"It's not far from Wiki, in a village called 'Irc'." The pair walked for a bit, and came upon a dark stairwell. "It's down these steps and out the door at the bottom. Come along." Duskey said, holding Bleeh's hand. For the first time in a long time, Bleeh felt just a tiny bit safe.
"NO!" Archibald Andrews lunged out of the shadowy stairs and plunged a knife into Duskey's chest.
"NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Bleeh screamed loudly as the blade went in and Duskey fell to the ground. Archibald laughed maniacally as he grabbed for Bleeh. "Now... NOW I CAN TAKE YOU AWAY!" Bleeh punched Archibald as hard as she could, knocking Archibald to the ground. "GUARDS! GUARDS! THE TROLL IS ESCAPING!" Archibald yelled, as the sound of running feet echoed down the chamber leading to the stairwell.
"Bleeh... run!" Duskey said through strained breath.
"But..." Bleeh began,
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"Right..." Alfred said as he began running along the side of the building, a nondescript concrete industrial warehouse. "Get in the car, and we'll go to the safe house. Hurry!"
Before Bleeh had even managed to close the car door behind her, Alfred had turned on the car and sped down the dark, wet road.
- '''[[User:LostInRiverview|<font color="green">LostInRiverview</font>]]<sup> [[
===Chapter XII - Irc===
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"Now, I can explain everything." said Dharden. Just listen...
--'''[[User:Woganhemlock|<font face="Trebuchet MS" color="black">W</font>]] [[
===Chapter XIII - The Truth===
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With apprehending those two."
- '''[[User:LostInRiverview|<font color="green">LostInRiverview</font>]]<sup> [[
===Chapter XIV - Undercover===
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|release = May 19, 2011
|previous = [[Fanon:PlumbBobs & Prejudice#Chapter XIII - The Truth|The Truth]]
|next = [[Fanon:PlumbBobs & Prejudice#Chapter XV - Interrogation|Interrogation]]
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At this point, Bleeh stod up in shock, and Dharden and Alice had a look of shock on their faces.
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"Oh yes, I know." Richard said. "What we need is someone who knows Bob, how he operates, and what he's like. Fortunately, I know just the person for the job..."
--'''[[User:Woganhemlock|<font face="Trebuchet MS" color="black">W</font>]] [[
===Chapter XV - Interrogation===
{{Chapter
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|series = [[Fanon:PlumbBobs & Prejudice|PlumbBobs & Prejudice]]
|writer = [[User:Woganhemlock|Woganhemlock]]
|release = May 21, 2011
|previous = [[Fanon:PlumbBobs & Prejudice#Chapter XIV - Undercover|Undercover]]
|next = TBA
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I know someone who can help us" Richard said.
"Who?" asked Bleeh.
"Her name is Tulle. She..." He was promptly interrupted by Bleeh.
"Tulle? I remember her... from the warehouse. She... she wa talking with Bob. She's on his side."
"Incorrect, my lady. She is working for us as a double agent, to infiltrate Archibald and his organisation"
"But, what about Bob?" Bleeh asked.
""Bob the Zombosis is, in reality, also an alliance member. He has been an aquaintance of Archibald for years, since they were in school together. Bob possibly might consider Archibald as a friend, although I highly doubt Archibald sees him as such. Even though this might be true, do not be fooled, his loyalties are with us."
"So, we need to contact Tulle, she can help us rescue your parents" interjected Asora.
"Correct, Asora." stated Richard.
"But, why not ask Bob? He surely knows more?"
"I understand your curiosity. But, rest assured, he cannot know. Archibald... hears things. He has eyes everywhere. As we found out earlier..." At this, Richard gestured towards the locked room which held the impostors.
"Now, don't you think we should ask some questions to our friends?" Richard asked.
"Sure. I'll get the shotgun... for persuasion." Asora said.
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Bleeh, Asora, Liron and Richard walked into the room. It was a small room, with no windows, and a single, bare lightbuld hanging from the ceiling. It sent a chill down Bleeh's spine. It reminded her of Bob's warehouse, perhaps her parents, her real parents, were in a room just like it right now.
"Ok. We know you are not who you say you are" Liron said to 'Alice' and 'Dharden', who were tied up in a chair in the middle of the room. He then reached forward and pulled off their masks, revealing Archibal's henchmen, Guy Salemis and Anthony Freeman.
"So." said Salemis. For someone in so much trouble, he acted incredibly calm, with a touch of mocking in his voice.
"Shut it, Salemis. We need answers. First, why are you doing this?"
"Why should I tell you"
Behind him, Asora loaded the shotgun.
"Ok, ok. Fine. Archie needed us to keep an eye on Bleeh. He has developde what can only be called an obsession over her.
"OK, where are Alice and Dharden?'
"In this room"
"The real ones." Liron sighed.
"Alright, already. They are at Bob's warehouse. We kidnapped them during the accident at the manor a few weeks ago. You won't get there in time. Bob is relocating soon" Salemis finished.
"I've heard enough. We need to act fast." Asora said.
"Richard, call Tulle. Then call the cops to get our friends here. Then make some coffee. This is going to be a long night..."
--'''[[User:Woganhemlock|<font face="Trebuchet MS" color="black">W</font>]] [[User blog:Woganhemlock|<font color="orange">H</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Woganhemlock|<font color="grey">(Talk)</font>]]</sup>''' 00:09, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
===Epilogue: Dearly Beloved===
"Dearly beloved," the priest droned on, dressed in all black and holding his scriptures beside a freshly-dug grave, "we are gathered here today to commemorate the life and mourn the passing of a great person - Madame Alice Morris - who was tragically lost in a freak llama accident." The priest laid a hand on a casket painted silvery white, being slowly lowered into the earth. "We also commemorate Duskey Morris," he said as he placed his other hand on another casket, this of modest wooden construction, being lowered into an adjacent grave, "who was tragically lost when his sailboat drifted too far from shore and was destroyed by the Kraken, before his body was consumed by sharks." The priest lowered his head for a moment, then stepped to his left, to another pair of gravestones, "And also, we memorialize young Lady Marie Harriet Clementina Blehna and Archibald Andrews of Fanville, who were killed by a stampede of customers running to EA headquarters to demand a refund for their copy of ''SimCity 2013''," he placed a hand on Lady Blehna's casket, constructed of pure Canadian maple wood and draped in a flag of Greenland, "may they rest in peace... and also," stepping to another pair of graves, "we bid fond farewell to Richard Ranaun, who fell into a coma following a terrible spline reticulation accident and did not recover, and to Guilherme Guerreiro, who died after being given a rose by Sir Ecks and suffering a severe allergic reaction," He placed his free hand on both caskets in turn, then walked again to his left, "And to brave Asora Turner and Lord George of Gibbons, who perished during the great Corymach War -"
"Wait a minute!" A woman in the crowd stood and shouted, "We're not dead!"
"Yeah!" Lord George stood beside Asora Turner, "We've just retired."
"Yeah, don't you know? Lord George moved to California, and he stole a kid's liver," Auror said.
"Well in that case, who did we place in the caskets then?" The priest wondered. As he said this, a new person walked into the crowd.
"Hello," he said. No one replied. Then he said very quickly, "ChanServ Danny LiR MrC [ auror away cats Chiyo Crichton Deux_ex_machina Jas k6ka lostlabyrinth Magicobiwan Margo mrs_girl skasturi xnrand. ChanServ Danny LiR MrC [ auror away cats Chiyo Crichton Deux_ex_machina Jas k6ka lostlabyrinth Magicobiwan Margo mrs_girl skasturi xnrand. ChanServ Danny LiR MrC [ auror away cats Chiyo Crichton Deux_ex_machina Jas k6ka lostlabyrinth Magicobiwan Margo mrs_girl skasturi xnrand. ChanServ Danny LiR MrC [ auror away cats Chiyo Crichton Deux_ex_machina Jas k6ka lostlabyrinth Magicobiwan Margo mrs_girl skasturi xnrand."
"HYAAAA!" A young man drinking maple syrup jumped up from the crowd, lept into the air, and karate kicked the babbling man out of the funeral. "He'll be back. Let's set this funeral to mode +r."
"In any case," the priest continued, "however these people died, let's remember them, and then never speak of them again. Also, farewell to that iguana. Yeah, you thought we forgot about the iguana, didn't you? Because we didn't!
"In any case, it's time for a new story."
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A light rain fell as the crowd left the burial. A young man dressed in black descended from the cemetery to the parking lot. He stood for a moment by his car, and was joined by the mysterious maple syrup guzzling man.
"It's good to see you, Lieutenant Kay Ay."
"You as well, Captain Liron." Mr. Kay Ay said. "We'd better get back to the station. Officer Syde is probably going to have another lead for us in the ILS5 case."
"Wait a minute," Liron said, "we're waiting for someone - oh, here he comes!" Another man, younger and waving a Portuguese flag, ran up beside the pair. He saluted to both in turn.
"Captian. Lieutenant. Officer Dan Pin, reporting for duty."
"Good to have you aboard," Liron said.
"Now hop in the squad car, we've got lots of work ahead of us down at the station." Mr. Kay Ay said, getting into the driver's seat of the squad car.
"Hey Liron," Officer Pin said as they got into the vehicle, "You should see this!"
"How many times do I have to tell you to stop saying my name?" Liron yelled as he slammed the car door shut.
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'''''Coming this fall''' to the Sims Broadcasting Network:''
;Plumb(b)ob PD
''Life on the streets of Sims Wiki is hard. It takes a team of dedicated cops to keep them clean!''
Starring:
* Lord Liron, the Police Chief, who is set on finding the evil llama that killed his mother. He's not above [[TSW:BOLD|boldly acting]] and pushing the envelope.
* Mr. Kay Ay, a cop on loan from the big city (Wikipediopolis), who is very by-the-book and often cites his big city regulations.
* Officer Syde, the over-eager cadet who sometimes bites off more than he can chew.
* Officer Pin, the young Portuguese officer with secrets of his own.
* Ben C, the department's tech expert.
* Delta, the mysterious robot given to the police department long ago.
* and Steve, the Police Department's butler... wait, do police departments use butlers?
'''Coming this fall, Thursdays at 10:00!'''
<small>Check your local listings. Information subject to change</small>
-- '''[[User:LostInRiverview|<font color="navy">LostInRiverview</font>]]<sup> [[User talk:LostInRiverview|<font color="green">talk</font>]] • [[User blog:LostInRiverview|<font color="green">blog</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/LostInRiverview|<font color="green">contribs</font>]]</sup>''' 07:53, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
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