Fanon:Servo Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clowns
[[Category:Fanon created and owned by GEORGIEGIBBONS]]
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| Name | Servo Wars |
| Genre | Action, Comedy and Sci-fi |
| Created by | GEORGIEGIBBONS |
| Rating | R (15) |
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Servo Wars is a fanon movie written by User:GEORGIEGIBBONS. It is the sequel to the (not so) award winning Servo Wars.
Prologue
The universe is a somewhat better place with the X! Star being blown to smithereens. The Servos, Anvil, Omega and Linkita were acclaimed as they returned to Earth but they were not finished yet.
After her army was depleted, Mrs. Crumplebottom rallied a group of clowns to replace the SimBot's that were destroyed.
Through the inspiration of the Servos, a blogger known as Curtis Paradis had started to script a movie based upon the battle against the X! Star, but it didn't go to plan...
Chapter I: JavaMovieScript
"Hmm, Anvil and Linkita fell in love. This film will be perfect!" said Paladis. Little did he know, he was talking to himself. "So Crumplebottom survived and they go for a new adventure! I will win an Oscar for this!" Paladis thought.
Suddenly, a clown came through the door. He was looking for Paladis. The clown looked...like a clown but no ordinary clown, a Tragic Clown. He walked through the house and searched every room. All that he could find were scripts for movies based on real life events.
"Now to blog that my movie script is complete!" said Paladis. The blog said, "The script is perfect! Time to play video games about guiding lives and fix my website's JavaScript code!". As Paladis hits the "Enter" button, the clown comes behind him with a machete. The clown stabbed Paladis in the back with the machete and said, "Oh the tragedy that was caused by The Dark Knight...I mean the Servos!"
Chapter II: Derezzed
"I should have confirmed the kill 5 years ago on the X! Star....all those lives that were lost....avenge the deaths....end the war!" said a voice inside the Tragic Clown's head. The voice sounded very similar to that of Anvil.
The Clown had been captured by three unknown interrogaters in relation to the war. "Why did you kill Curtis Paradis? You're supposed to make people happy, not make them even more miserable!" asked the first interrogater. The Clown replied, "I did what I was told to do...kill Paradis and stop the hunt for Crumplebottom from esculating to a worldwide bloodbath! THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD!"
"You can tell us the story of what happened with the three Servos and Crumplebottom or we can execute you right here - right now!" said a female interrogater. Looking furiously around the room in which he was held captive, the Clown replied, "The SimBots were derezzed...you want to know my story? Fine! I'll tell you what happened. It all started shortly after I killed Paladis..."
Chapter III: Breaking News
"...which had resulted in the the prisoner being executed for his crimes. This just in: Curtis Paladis - an internet blogger and screenwriter was found dead today in his home. He is most famous for working on Blue People as a screenwriter. He was found with a stab wound to the back. Police are trying to figure out who could have done this." reported the Newscaster.
"Clowns don't kill people, terror kills!" said Omega. The three Servos were walking out of a hotel after they returned from the X! Star. Anvil was still focused on pursuing Crumplebottom while Linkita was trying to balance her relationship with Anvil while ending the war.
"If you think about it, the SimBots were destroyed in the explosion! Who is helping Crumplebottom?" asked Linkita. Anvil, who walked down the street, staring at a TV inside an electronics store replied, "Clowns are suppossed to cheer people up when they're down, not send them down even further." The trio had then tried to find a link between Crumplebottom and the Tragic Clowns.
Chapter IV: Nonecyclopedia
A web encylopedia by the name of Nonecyclopedia had been spawning parody articles of Crumplebottom. "Mrs Crumplebottom is an 89 year old who thinks she's cooler than me? Argh, I suppose it was written by Curtis Paladis?" asked Crumplebottom. The Tragic Clown who killed Paladis looked at Crumplebottom and asked, "I did everything...now, the payment?"
"LOL at Nonecyclopedia!" cheered Anvil. Omega and Linkita were both laughing at the same time. "I bet that Crumplebottom is <censored by CleanBot - yes I returned for the sequel> herself!" replied Omega. Linkita, who proved that she could have a joke then said, "Look, we need to pursue Crumplebottom and find out about this clown stuff! Let's get moving!"
"You want me to exterminate three Servos?" asked the Clown. Crumplebottom nodded and insisted that if he fails, he will share the same fate as Paladis. The Clown replied, "Fine, but I want my payment! We had a deal..."