List of secrets in The Sims 2 (PSP): Difference between revisions

=== [[Oscar Del Fuego]] ===

# (Personal): Oscar has a tattoo of a rattlesnake... somewhere on his body.

# (Intimate): Oscar wears leopard skin underwear to work when he's feeling "festive".

# (Dark): Sometimes Oscar overcharges for repairs to pay for his music-downloading fines.

# (Philistine!): Oscar thinks that Michelangelo painted the Mona Lisa.

=== [[Bella Goth]] ===

# (Personal): Bella married for money... but stayed for free premium cable!

# (Intimate): Bella never REALLY loved Mortimer... she married him for his money.

# (Dark): Bella knows Kung Fu. A man named Kung Fu. He does all her landscaping. Nice guy.

# (Bella's Alien Secret): Bella is running away because she was abducted by aliens!

=== [[Mambo Loa]] ===

# (Personal): Mambo Loa uses mild head-shrinking techniques to keep her hair in line.

# (Intimate): When she gets that thousand-mile stare in her eyes, you know she's in love. Or insane.

# (Dark): Mambo's got a voodoo doll of everyone in town... just in case they mess with the Mambo.

# (Trash Donuts): Mambo Loa hides her donuts in the trash can in the restroom. Gross!

=== [[Deputy Duncan]] ===

# (Personal): [[Mambo Loa]] used to teach Duncan's music class in kindergarten.

# (Intimate): Duncan developed a young crush on Mambo Loa, and kept it secret for years.

# (Dark): When Mambo Loa rejected Duncan's advances, he started STALKING her!

# (Ungrateful Dead): Deputy Duncan says that [[Paradise Place]] is built on an old cemetery!

=== [[Loki Beaker]] ===

# (Personal): Loves to chew on aluminum foil to make his teeth "buzz".

# (Intimate): That thick, wavy hair is really just a high-tech evil-genius toupee.

# (Dark): Met his wife by lurking in an online chatroom devoted to lurking in online chatrooms.

# (Loki's Secret Patents): Loki has secret patents for an electric vomit recycler and fuzzy carrying case. Sounds delicious!

=== [[Circe Beaker]] ===

# (Personal): Every time she sneezes, she forgets what happened in the last five minutes.

# (Intimate): Nothing excites her more than volunteering for crazy science experiments.

# (Dark): Circe is secretly jealous of her husband's independence and distinction. Also, she hates his cooking.

# (Circe's Affair): Circe has been sneaking off with Doctor [[Dominic Newlow]]!

=== [[Gimi Branko]] ===

# (Personal): Became a garbage man so he'd have another source for his "merchandise"...

# (Intimate): Was once seen dancing with a homemade scarecrow in the junkyard.

# (Dark): Claims he owns a magic sword with "a thousand years of power!"

# (Compromising Position): Gimi was found half-crazed in the Beakers' dungeon.

=== [[Roland Calonzo]] ===

# (Personal): Lost his big toe in a traumatizing foolish childhood game of "steal my toe".

# (Intimate): Loves [[Hazel Dente|Hazel]] because "she's crazy and you never know what she'll do next".

# (Dark): Roland is a bit scared because Hazel once told him she "loved him to death".

# (Dallying with the Help): Roland had a fling with Hazel as her pool boy before they got engaged.

=== [[Hazel Dente]] ===

# (Personal): Dabbles in "home remedies"... involving arsenic, bitter almonds, and strychnine.

# (Intimate): Hazel's got a thing for guys with money... a thing called "bad luck".

# (Dark): Can stop a man's heart just by glancing at him! The evil eye!

# (Serial Monogamist): Hazel Dente may have caused her husbands' deaths so she could keep their money!

=== [[Emily Emory]] ===

# (Personal): Emily Emory died in 1923. She has been haunting the [[Espiritu Estate]] ever since.

# (Intimate): Emily Emory has a bit of a crush on you, but she's too ashamed to admit it.

# (Dark): Emily HATES the way you chew your food, but she would never admit it.

# (Haunted House): The Espiritu Estate is haunted by three scary ghosts.

=== [[Dominic Newlow]] ===

# (Personal): Forgot to patent his laser veggie-dicer doomsday device and lost millions.

# (Intimate): Secretly loves to be humiliated so he has an excuse for evil vendettas.

# (Dark): Prefers sixties- and seventies-era spy movies to the modern stuff.

# (Secret Identity): Dominic Newlow is really an evil supergenius who calls himself "Doctor Dominion"!

=== [[Penelope Kline]] ===

# (Personal): She invented her own headache remedy called "Tears of a Clown".

# (Intimate): Gets terrible stage fright, which cripples her professional line-dancing ambitions.

# (Dark): Thinks deep-fried marshmallows are a holiday delicacy.

=== [[Isaac Rossum]] ===

# (Personal): Isaac's first invention was an automated rescue helicopter. But he bungled it.

# (Intimate): Isaac used to work as a city planner years ago. His cities always had heavy traffic.

# (Dark): Isaac is now developing a single-celled organism that will evolve in mere minutes.

# (Robotic Wife): [[Roberta Rossum|Roberta]] is actually a ROBOT that Isaac built in his workroom using bits of old toasters!

=== [[Roberta Rossum]] ===

# (Personal): Has an inexplicable craving to condition her hair with motor oil each morning.

# (Intimate): Nothing gets her motor going faster than having her buttons pushed repeatedly.

# (Dark): She routinely solves an array of variable, functional problems and is sick of getting pointers to this data.

# (Rebellious Robot): Roberta has always dreamed of having free will... and a way to leave her husband.

=== [[Vaughan Ferretino]] ===

=== [[Tureen Allard]] ===

=== [[Scoots Turnberry]] ===

# (Dark): Moved to [[Strangetown]] to get away from the stress and strain of unemployment.

=== [[Erin Philips]] ===

=== [[Lincoln Broadsheet]] ===

# (Personal): Lincoln lost the use of his legs in a freak stapler accident.

# (Intimate): Lincoln Broadsheet likes to watch [[Virginya Feng]] from his window... a little too much.

# (Dark): Lincoln was barred from practicing journalism in [[Miniopolis]] for his crazy ideas.

# (Squatter): A reporter named Lincoln has set up shop in the abandoned library, probably illegally.

=== [[Ophelia Nigmos|Ophelia Specter]] ===

# (Personal): Ophelia no longer uses internet dating... "I live in a graveyard" doesn't attract the best men.

# (Intimate): Ophelia has trouble sleeping without the soothing wail of a frenzied ghost.

# (Dark): Ophelia is so absent minded, she's been known to find her keys, but lose her house!

# (To Heir is Human): Ophelia knocked over the bookcase where her mother's will was kept.

=== [[Hoot Howell]] ===

# (Personal): Hoot used to train owls as watchdogs... but it was hard to keep them on a leash.

# (Intimate): Hoot started the saloon with the profits from selling a single giant belt buckle.

# (Dark): Hoot's parents promised him a puppy... but they brought home a sister instead.

# (Struggling Saloon): Hoot's business has been going badly since the Night Beast arrived.

=== [[Annie Howell]] ===

# (Personal): Annie gave up college to pursue her dream of sitting at home, wishing she'd gone to college.

# (Intimate): Annie was actually adopted from an underground facility next to the county zoo.

# (Dark): When you pushed her to the edge, Annie looked like she might SNAP! Scary girl.

# (Holy Howling Hoochies!): Annie Howell is the Night Beast!

=== [[Virginya Feng]] ===

# (Personal): Virginya hates being out in the sun... maybe she's worried about her complexion.

# (Intimate): Has been known to give some killer hickies every once in a while.

# (Dark): Apparently, there is some bad blood going way back between Virginya and the Kine Society...

# (Virginya the Vamp): Virginya Feng is a vampire, and has been undead since the 19th century!

=== [[Tex Folsom]] ===

# (Personal): Was the first member of his family to graduate from middle school.

# (Intimate): Wants to make a horror movie... but where could he get half a dozen zombies?

# (Dark): Once punched himself out in a rage after subjecting himself to self-deprecating humor.

=== [[Dante Hudd]] ===

# (Personal): Thinks "dynamite fishing" makes for a great first date.

# (Intimate): Sells his art online for loads of cash. Once, he made an entire Simoleon!

# (Dark): Once didn't wash for three weeks just to "see what he smelled like".

=== [[Dixie Stills]] ===

# (Personal): Once wrestled professionally under the name "Southern Discomfort".

# (Intimate): You can find at least a dozen marriages in town that she has wrecked.

# (Dark): Descended from workers on an illegal juice orchard. Still cringes when she hears a siren.

=== [[Yeva Comonova]] ===

# (Personal): Occasionally steals money from the register to feed her raging bubblegum habit.

# (Intimate): Yeva once had a nose job... she trimmed other people's nose hair for a living.

# (Dark): Yeva practices signing her name again and again, "just in case" someone wants an autograph.

# (She's a Little Too Happy...): The Dairy is apparently owned and operated by the creepy Kine Society.

=== [[Rick Wong]] ===

# (Personal): Rick guards the Kine Compound as seriously as he monitored hallways in grade school.

# (Intimate): Rick collects action figures from the "Heroes of Agriculture" line.

# (Dark): Rick used to be a bouncer at the [[Nighthowl Saloon|Nighthowl]], but he bored patrons with endless questions.

# (Qualifying Round): Rick's little "impromptu" quiz is actually the first step of initiation into the Kine Society.

=== [[Sinjin Balani]] ===

# (Personal): Sinjin once tried to start a sheep-themed secret society, but people only said, "Bah!"

# (Intimate): Sinjin wins the Kine Society spitting contest every single year.

# (Dark): Sinjin has switched to skim milk to lose weight. But he still preaches the virtues of whole!

# (The Truth about the Kine): Sinjin Balani secretly knows that the Kine Society is based on a lie.

=== [[Sara Starr]] ===

# (Personal): When she's not ranting and raving, Sara likes to relax with some fireside power-knitting.

# (Intimate): Sara only pretends to be interested in [[Sinjin Balani]]. She wants to take his place.

# (Dark): Sara's not all about hierarchies and competition. She's also about stepping on the little guy.

# (Kine Sunrise Ritual): You now know the secret Sunrise Ritual of the Kine Society.

=== [[Bull Dratch]] ===

# (Personal): Has been in love with [[Sara Starr]] ever since she got to [[Strangetown]].

=== [[Marie Au Lait]] ===

# (Personal): Is a direct descendant of Louis Pasteur, who made milk-drinking safe for the world.

# (Dark): Likes to 'spoil' mice and rats by putting imported cheese in their mousetraps.

=== [[Pita Florica]] ===

# (Personal): Pita can't abide the smell of deodorant, which is why she keeps [[Gimi Branko|Gimi]] around.

# (Intimate): Has dreamed of running off to be a motorcycle mechanic since she was a little girl.

# (Dark): Pita knows a secret family recipe for gasless bean burritos.

# (Disappointed Heir): Pita's claim on the Meetinghouse is no good. It really belongs to [[Ophelia Nigmos|Ophelia]].

=== [[Kristina Love]] ===

=== [[Betsy Shelton]] ===

# (Dark): Fantasizes constantly about [[Lincoln Broadsheet]]... about wringing his neck, that is!

=== [[Chet Crawley]] ===

=== [[Jesse Lee Varmint]] ===

=== [[General Buzz Grunt]] ===

# (Personal): They call him Buzz because he shaves his chest every morning.

# (Intimate): Buzz got his stripes by pushing paper above and beyond the call of duty.

# (Dark): Buzz sleeps with a teddy bear in camouflage that he calls "the Brigadier".

# (Keep Enemies Closer): General Grunt has imprisoned the Smith family under the guise of "protecting" them.

=== [[Tank Grunt|Colonel Tank Grunt]] ===

# (Personal): Tank wanted to go into ballet, but his father forced him into the military.

# (Intimate): Tank secretly blames Ripp for stealing his first love... an action figure named Missy McBoom.

# (Dark): Tank once got punished by Buzz for being "too creative" with his face paint.

# (Tank's Incompetence): Tank let someone hack into his security computer.

=== [[Ripp Grunt|Corporal Ripp Grunt]] ===

# (Personal): Ripp always loves to look at the stars... until he walks into a lamppost.

# (Intimate): Ripp lost much of his body hair in an experimental blow-dryer incident.

# (Dark): Ripp's debilitating fear of toilets was caused by one too many swirlies as a child.

# (Innocent Victim): Ripp's brother beats him up regularly, even though they are both adults.

=== [[Jenny Smith]] ===

# (Personal): Jenny loves the smell of Napalm. It reminds her of her dad.

# (Intimate): Jenny says kissing her husband is like eating spinach... it's green and messy.

# (Dark): Jenny's feet are actually flippers, but she paints them to look like real feet.

# (Nocturnal Investigation): Jenny admits to you that her husband leaves every night to search the crashed UFO.

=== [[Johnny Smith]] ===

# (Personal): Johnny knows that green skin is just like red hair... a great reason to bully a smaller kid.

# (Intimate): Whenever Johnny gets really excited, he starts to smell like fish.

# (Dark): When Johnny was born, he looked like a squid. It's all been downhill from there.

# (Cabin Fever): Johnny Smith ran away from [[Division 47]], and is hiding out in [[Deadtree]].

=== [[Jill Smith]] ===

# (Personal): Jill has always dreamed of becoming an astronaut and meeting her ancestors.

# (Intimate): Jill's pigtails are just a disguise to hide the eyes in the back of her head.

# (Dark): Jill has the secret ability to set people on fire. It terrifies her, so she keeps it hidden.

# (Homebody): Jill is strangely tolerant of living in the barracks. It's like she belongs there.

=== [[Pollination Tech 9 Smith|Mister Smith]] ===

# (Personal): Pollination Tech #9 really thinks his "human disguise" is working.

# (Intimate): A traditional alien first date includes a trip around the moon and a swift kick in the pants.

# (Dark): His favorite thing about living on earth?... Free chlorofluorocarbons!

# (Special Delivery): The crashed UFO was here to deliver a personal item to Mister Smith.

=== [[Lazlo Curious]] ===

# (Personal): Lazlo became a scientist for one reason... the test monkeys. He just loves monkeys.

# (Intimate): Lazlo developed a recipe for air-puffed turkey. The same turkey taste, but less filling!

# (Dark): Claims to have contacted a lost civilization with the aid of two pie tins and duct tape.

# (Xenophile): [[Vidcund Curious|Vidcund]] claims that Lazlo has been skulking around the UFO with an alien.

=== [[Pascal Curious]] ===

# (Personal): Pascal claims to have been impregnated by aliens!

# (Intimate): Every time Pascal eats calamari, it reminds him of his mother.

# (Dark): Pascal has had a crazy itch since his abduction, which he just can't seem to scratch!

# (Proud Father): Pascal actually gave BIRTH to baby [[Tycho Curious|Tycho]] after he was abducted by aliens.

=== [[Vidcund Curious]] ===

# (Personal): He was once a stand-up comic... When he told jokes, everyone would stand up to leave.

# (Intimate): Vidcund used to be a fire fighter, but got fired for being too hot-headed...

# (Dark): Vidcund sold Tycho to the Dudes in Black so they would fund his secret project.

# (Working with the Enemy): Lazlo claims that Vidcund has been working with the [[Dudes in Black]].

=== [[Dudes in Black|Dude in Black]] ===

# (Personal): Like women the way they like their socks ... thick, clean, and slightly fuzzy.

# (Intimate): They all dream of someday buying a white suit and living in the tropics.

# (Dark): They wear underpants made entirely of lead to protect him from radiation.

# (The Dudes in Black): You now know the passcode into the Secret Sublevel: 24601.

=== [[Winnie Chester]] ===

# (Personal): Likes to yell, 'Attention!' when her date starts to ignore her at dinner.

=== [[Sten Luger]] ===

=== [[Clint Heckler]] ===

=== [[Jane Koch]] ===

# (Personal): Her parents gave her dolls and dresses, but she used them as hostages and tourniquets.

# (Intimate): Unknown to ANYONE in town, her REAL name is 'Janet.' Shocking!

# (Dark): Hates clay pigeons with an eternal, burning passion.

=== [[Cristian Allard]] ===

# (Personal): His sole joy and purpose in life is to secretly sabotage [[Lazlo Curious|Lazlo's]] experiments. 

# (Intimate): Can't seem to distinguish proctology from speleology. 

# (Dark): Uses a complex multivariable algorithm to choose his socks every morning.

=== [[Red Sands]] ===

# (Personal): Earned the early fame by inventing non-explosive 'child-safe' TNT.

# (Intimate): Has perfect plan for doomsday device, but can't obtain public funding. 

# (Dark): Stays up late each night trying to transmute gold into lead.