User:DanPin/Request for Ruler of the Wiki

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I, DanPin, nominate myself for Wiki-Rulership on The Sims Wiki, because of the following reasons:

I will be like this...

I am a 'crat in my test wiki;
File:208px-Sims3 Plumbob.png
... and I will rule you using this!
I have advanced English knowledge;
I used testingcheatsenabled on myself to go from the third level, Rollback to the ninth level (Ruler of the Wiki);
I am nice to people and I am miopic.

What would you do with your rights? Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 21:14, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
- I would torture people, make articles partial (favoring kittens), do evil stuff and make you, Bleeh, BobNewbie and Guilherme my minions! :) DanPin (Talk) 21:18, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
  - I forgot to say that LiR will be my main minion as well. He will get more perks than the other minions will have, though. DanPin (Talk) 21:25, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
    - Then he should oppose! :3 Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 21:27, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, this doesn't seem to be a problem at all. -- LostInRiverview^{talk · blog} 21:22, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

I dun like his policies! Y HE REQUEST? Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 21:21, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
no. --Bleeh^(talk) ^(blog) 21:39, August 12, 2011 (UTC)