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<option>What will it be, {{Username|human}}? Coffee or tea?</option>
<option>I am a robot that does many things. I'm the "New Generation" robots. And not the ones in Sci-Fi movies of the 50s and 60s.</option>
<option>The Three Laws of Robotics:<br><br>
1: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm;<br>
2: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law;<br>
3: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law;<br>
The Zeroth Law: A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.<br><br>
― Isaac Asimov, I, Robot</option>
<option>Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.<br><br>
― Jimmy Fallon</option>
<option>My To-Do List:<br>1. Be awesome<br>2. Kill all the admins<br>3. Take over the world</option>
<option>Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.<!-- From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:FrescoBot --></option>
<option>With regard to robots, in the early days of robots people said, 'Oh, let's build a robot' and what's the first thought? You make a robot look like a human and do human things. That's so 1950s. We are so past that.<br><br>— Neil deGrasse Tyson</option>
<option>I would love to have a robot at home.<br><br>— Hugh Jackman</option>
<option>No one knows when a robot will approach human intelligence, but I suspect it will be late in the 21st century. Will they be dangerous? Possibly. So I suggest we put a chip in their brain to shut them off if they have murderous thoughts.<br><br>— Michio Kaku</option>
<option>What can I do? Well, I can cook. I can garden. I can clean. I can do paperwork, office work, complicated mathematical procedures, keep logs, etc. I can even sing, compose music, dance, and draw. If you want I can even be your friend! I'm the man, baby. Or at least, '''the''' robot.</option>
<option>I'm not faster than a human, usually. I run about as fast as Usain Bolt. But I can keep running at that speed for weeks!</option>
<option>My batteries can keep me powered for up to three years without recharging, but battery life depends on what I am doing.</option>
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<option>I don't panic at fire, unlike my other robot friends. Seriously, I'm a robot. I can't die from fire. What should I worry about?</option>
<option>I'm not a controllable Sim, {{Username|human}}. Honestly, if you try making me selectable, you might [[Game guide:Avoiding corruption|corrupt your game]]. So don't try it.</option>
<option>I'm not a [[Servo]]. I'm better than Servo.</option>
<option>I'm better than [[Servo]]. Really! I once went diving down Marianas Trench. A Servo? Why, they can't even step into a hot tub without electrifying everyone inside it!</option>
<option>I'm better than [[Servo]]. Really! A Servo needs to bend over in sunlight or go to sleep to recharge, and recharging can take hours. I can recharge in sunlight or in bed... and I can plug myself into a wall outlet. And recharging all my batteries takes only five minutes.</option>
<option>[[User:LostInRiverview|LostInRiverview]] is [[wikt:lost|lost]] in [[Riverview]]. I have a GPS, so if he needs to find his away around, he should ask me.</option>
<option>I should find [[User:Beds|Beds]] a bed to sleep in tonight.</option>
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