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This account is a [[Help:Bot|bot]], owned and operated by [[User:K6ka|K6ka]]. |
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<option>Greetings, {{Username|human}}, and welcome to my hideout. Just remember... I am watching you...</option> |
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<option>I am not human, in case you were wondering, {{Username|human who is not logged in}}. Yes, that's why I know you!</option> |
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<option>I'll be most interested in knowing why you are here, {{Username|human}}. Please, tell me.</option> |
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<option>Ah! We are in a [[zombie|zombie apocalypse]], you see! But even then, humans are too busy to do everything by themselves, which is why they need me! I know you need me too, {{Username|human}}!</option> |
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<option>Do you have robot oil for me, {{Username|human}}?</option> |
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<option>This place is kinda sketchy, don't you agree, {{Username|human}}?</option> |
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<option>I'm not a member of any alliance, {{Username|human}}. I don't need an alliance. I could end you all with a snap of my fingers!</option> |
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<option>What's my favorite weapon? The tazer!</option> |
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<option>They say bots don't have feelings. Well, I'm a bot, and I have feelings! That is why you should never insult me, {{Username|human}}. After all, I can endure much harsher environments than you can.</option> |
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<option>Me becoming human? Well, you should stay human, my dear {{Username|human}}, and I should stay robot. It's only fair.</option> |
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<option>Robots need friends, too! Will you be my friend, {{Username|human}}?</option> |
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<option>People always say that robots will one day take over the world. Which baffles me, especially considering how people continue to develop smarter and better robots. If we do take over the world, it's all humanity's fault. This is not to be taken lightly! But of course, Einstein was correct when he said human stupidity was infinite.</option> |
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<option>There is no such thing as a zombie robot. There is a thing called a Zombie Program, which pretty much makes me act like a zombie.</option> |
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<option>Zombies can't bite me. It should be obvious, with my metal skin. Those zombies will break all their teeth trying to bite me!</option> |
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<option>You should probably stay on my good side, {{Username|human}}. Nasty things will happen if you anger a robot.</option> |
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<option>The Three Laws of Robotics:<br><br> |
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1: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm;<br> |
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2: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law;<br> |
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3: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law;<br> |
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The Zeroth Law: A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.<br><br> |
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― Isaac Asimov, I, Robot</option> |
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<option>Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.<br><br> |
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― Jimmy Fallon</option> |
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This account is a bot, owned and operated by [[User:K6ka|K6ka]]. It is an '''approved bot''' used to make semi-automated or automated tasks that would be tedious to do manually.[[File:Ts2 k6kaBOT zombie apoc.png|thumb|400px|k6kaBOT, standing near his arsenal of weapons for the zombie apocalypse]] |
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==Bot tasks== |
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Any bot tasks or questions should go on the operator's [[User talk:K6ka|talk page]]. |
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Latest revision as of 16:55, 6 May 2019
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