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imported>K6ka (←Created page with "__NOWYSIWYG__ {|width="100%" |width="50%" valign="top" style="border:1px solid green; background:white"|<br /><center>''"<choose> <option>Greetings, {{...") |
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<option>Greetings, {{Username|human}}, and welcome to my |
<option>Greetings, {{Username|human}}, and welcome to my residence. Just remember... I am watching you...</option> |
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<option>I am not human, in case you were wondering, {{Username|human who is not logged in}}. Yes, that's why I know you!</option> |
<option>I am not human, in case you were wondering, {{Username|human who is not logged in}}. Yes, that's why I know you!</option> |
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<option>I'll be most interested in knowing why you are here, {{Username|human}}. Please, tell me.</option> |
<option>I'll be most interested in knowing why you are here, {{Username|human}}. Please, tell me.</option> |
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<option>Ah! We are in a [[zombie|zombie apocalypse]], you see! But even then, humans are too busy to do everything by themselves, which is why they need me! I know you need me too, {{Username|human}}!</option> |
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<option>Do you have robot oil for me, {{Username|human}}?</option> |
<option>Do you have robot oil for me, {{Username|human}}?</option> |
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<option>This place is kinda sketchy, don't you agree, {{Username|human}}?</option> |
<option>This place is kinda sketchy, don't you agree, {{Username|human}}?</option> |
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<option>I'm not a member of any alliance, {{Username|human}}. I don't need an alliance. I could end you all with a snap of my fingers!</option> |
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<option>What's my favorite weapon? The tazer!</option> |
<option>What's my favorite weapon? The tazer!</option> |
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<option>They say bots don't have feelings. Well, I'm a bot, and I have feelings! That is why you should never insult me, {{Username|human}}. After all, I can endure much harsher environments than you can.</option> |
<option>They say bots don't have feelings. Well, I'm a bot, and I have feelings! That is why you should never insult me, {{Username|human}}. After all, I can endure much harsher environments than you can.</option> |
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<option>Robots need friends, too! Will you be my friend, {{Username|human}}?</option> |
<option>Robots need friends, too! Will you be my friend, {{Username|human}}?</option> |
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<option>People always say that robots will one day take over the world. Which baffles me, especially considering how people continue to develop smarter and better robots. If we do take over the world, it's all humanity's fault. This is not to be taken lightly! But of course, Einstein was correct when he said human stupidity was infinite.</option> |
<option>People always say that robots will one day take over the world. Which baffles me, especially considering how people continue to develop smarter and better robots. If we do take over the world, it's all humanity's fault. This is not to be taken lightly! But of course, Einstein was correct when he said human stupidity was infinite.</option> |
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<option>There is no such thing as a zombie robot. There is a thing called a Zombie Program, which pretty much makes me act like a zombie.</option> |
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<option>Zombies can't bite me. It should be obvious, with my metal skin. Those zombies will break all their teeth trying to bite me!</option> |
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<option>You should probably stay on my good side, {{Username|human}}. Nasty things will happen if you anger a robot.</option> |
<option>You should probably stay on my good side, {{Username|human}}. Nasty things will happen if you anger a robot.</option> |
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<option>The Three Laws of Robotics:<br><br> |
<option>The Three Laws of Robotics:<br><br> |
Revision as of 23:13, 22 July 2014
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