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Vargheim family Name Vargheim family Number of generations 6 generations

Description The Vargheim family are the founders of Howlgard. For years they had helped to steer Howlgard in its long process of development. But the four children of the next generation of Vargheims want to pursue careers other than heading the small town, much to the distress of their parents, Anton and Deanna. Which will give: the Vargheim's legacy of leadership, or the children's aspirations? Members Anton Vargheim III, Elizabeth Vargheim, Anton Vargheim IV, Deanna Vargheim, Ryan Vargheim, Bryan Vargheim, Atheia Vargheim, Chloe Vargheim Lot 5 Equestria Square Funds §125,000 Difficulty level Other Information Game The Sims 3: Supernatural Playability Playable Neighborhood Fanon:Howlgard

The Vargheim family is a family created by WikiBuilder1147 who founded the town of Howlgard. The main branch of the family currently consists of 8 members. There are also 35 other living people who are part of the Vargheim extended family, though not necessarily having the same family name.

Uh huh, extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame no one came

Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home
No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced

Pizza all day and every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care for irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No, no, no

I was feelin' pretty down
Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say

In fact I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her family crest
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her thigh
And son of a gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide

Said not to stand
But that's a demand that I couldn't meet
I got on my feet and stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No, no, no

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The Vargheim family tree.

First Generation

The Vargheim family, formally known as the House of Vargheim, was founded in Europe by werewolves Vladimir Vargheim and Nina Vargheim, Vladimir's wife. They subsequently migrated to SimNation where they purchased a small archipelago of islands from the with their extensive funds. Originally naming the island "Varulfristad", they ultimately settled on "Howlgard". They subsequently invited several werewolf friends to live on the property.

Nina gave birth to Anton almost immediately after the foundation of Howlgard. Olga was born several years later.

Third Generation

It was within the third generation of the Vargheim family that the first non-werewolf member came to be when Loki Vargheim married his human girlfriend Hanna Germanotta, who he met at university. Also in the third generation were Loki's elder siblings Anton II and Alana, as well as their significantly younger cousin Fryderyk Kolowski, son of Alexander and Olga Kolowski. Anton married Lisa Watson, Alana married Vladimir Kupushkov and Fryderyk married Ludwika Heinz, who, like Hanna, he met at university.

Fourth Generation

The fourth generation consisted of many members, most notably Anton Vargheim III, the current patriarch of the Vargheim family. His older sister, Leia, had unfortunately drowned as a child. Anton also has a twin sister, Ilia, and a younger sister, Anna. Anton married Elizabeth Mannheim and had four children together. Ilia married Mario Bianchini and had two children with him, and Anna married Anthony Tolstoy and had one son.

Alana and Vladimir, and Loki and Hanna, had two daughters each, named Rhea and Nina, and Mia and Gertraud respectively. Fryderyk and Ludwika had two children, Harold and Mimi, but unfortunately both died in a fire. Rhea, Nina, Mia and Gertraud still survive. Mia is also the second non-werewolf to enter the ranks of the Vargheim family, being a vampire that was adopted by Loki and Hanna.

Fifth Generation

The fifth generation has 7 blood members and 5 that were married into the family. Anton III and Elizabeth had two sons, Anton IV and Leonard, and two daughters, Ursula and Tina. Anthony and Anna had a son, Emil, and Ilia and Mario had two sons, René and James.

Sixth Generation

The most recent generation of Vargheims currently have 15 members. They are as follows:

• Anton IV and Deanna (née Troyson)
  • Ryan
  • Bryan
  • Atheia
  • Chloe
• Ursula and Ronald Surumoto
  • Ronald, Jr.
  • Rita
  • Nick
• Leonard and Lisa Vargheim-Reliksonn (née Reliksonn)
  • Rafael
  • Kaitlyn
  • Cecilia
• Tina and Malcolm McTalin
  • Nora
  • Felicity
  • Harmony
• Emil Tolstoy and Erin (née Neville)
  • Norma
  • Gretel

Of these all were werewolves, except Atheia, who became a mermaid.