Telescope
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The Sims
The Horrorwitz 'Star-Track' Outdoor Telescope is a good way of increasing your Sim's Logic skill. However, if your Sim spends a long time looking through it (two or three points without taking a break), he or she will be abducted by aliens. A blue sphere will appear and your Sim will vanish for a few hours. When they return, their personalities will have turned upside down and they will think about aliens for quite a while afterward.
The Sims 2
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According to theory, the first Sim created in a neighborhood is always going to shove anyone spying on them. But whenever anyone in the family/household of the first created Sim, the first of the secondary family will shove the Sim instead. The following table will show all neighborhoods, and the Sims that will shove any spying neighbor:
| NEIGHBORHOODS | SHOVING SIM | SECONDARY SHOVING SIM |
| Pleasantview | Mortimer Goth | Daniel Pleasant, or John Burb if moved to Pleasantview [citation needed] |
| Strangetown | Vidcund Curious | Olive Specter |
| Veronaville | Consort Capp | Patrizio Monty |
| Bluewater Village | Stephen Tinker | Checo Ramirez [citation needed] |
| Riverblossom Hills | Leod McGreggor | Jason Greenman |
| Desiderata Valley | Luis Aspir | Issac Bell [citation needed] |
| Belladonna Cove | Armand DeBateau | Jason Cleveland [citation needed] |
The Sims 3
The Sims 3 returns to only a single type of telescope, found under the Study->Hobbies section. In addition to increasing fun and logic, the telescope also allows a Sim to Search The Galaxy in which case they may find and name a new celestial body, such as Stars, Moons, Planets, Comets, and Satellites.
The Sim may also see a meteorite fall to the ground, placing a map marker where he can go to retrieve it. This map marker eventually disappears, so the player will have to be quick.
However, Sims do not seem to use it to spy on their neighbors, nor do aliens abduct the Sim.