User:Bleeh/Cat RfB

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Bleeh's cat

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Nomination

I, Bleeh, nominate my cat for bureaucrat rights on The Sims Wiki, for the following reasons:

• My cat can fetch, so he obviously has talent.
• Having a cat as a bureaucrat would make our wiki stand out!
• The majority of the users on the IRC think he deserves to be a bureaucrat.
• I have another cat too, so if my cat ever needs to take a break my other cat can fill in for him!
• My cat is 15 in human years, so there's no chance that he'll be unable to edit for a year (unlike one of TSW's administrators...)

Questions

1. Oh no! What if this owner's cat falls in love with this one. She won't have time for the wiki because she's gonna be something in someone and eventually do something which will lead to something. And we can't use this dog to stop them because it's taken to a nice farm where all animals live. El cobaya^{talk here} 20:43, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Both my cats are spayed and neutered. :) --Bleeh^{(talk) (blog)} 20:53, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Voting

Support

1. <3 I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! --Bleeh^{(talk) (blog)} 20:05, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
2. We needed a new animal to replace Courage Wolf, so why not? GO CAT! <3 Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 20:06, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
3. I love cats. This is enough already. DanPin (Talk) 20:08, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
4. OMG! He's so cute! I think his cuteness will definitely make him a wonderful bureaucrat :3, unlike some other animal bureaucrats. --Guilherme Guerreiro (talk here) 20:09, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
5. What a good idea! We could use my neighbor's dog or my sister's goldfish as a helper for you! Cat, you should be a member of Wikia Staff! Lol! El cobaya^{talk here} 20:34, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
6. Bark! Dawg (Bark here!) 20:49, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
7. Sounds wonderful however i don't think the fish parntership would work out too well.... Fred the Fish(feed Me!!!) 21:11, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
8. :3 ~>ฬђ ^tคlк 05:17, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
9. My half-eaten fish would've been more eligible... but who cares anyway -- _ 08:14, August 12, 2011 (UTC)
10. After an anonymous tip-off about this RfB, as well as the cat's owner liking BB, we would like to share our support. CBS Corporation, The creators of Big Brother amongst other shows! 20:51, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Oppose

1. Jerry The Mouse (Chase me!) 23:49, August 11, 2011 (UTC)
2. An anonymous goldfish. (fish me!) 16:46, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Conclusion

Can I end this now? Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 20:15, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

No. --Guilherme Guerreiro (talk here) 20:17, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Consensus was found for promoting Bleeh's cat. Unfortunately, prior to its promotion, it was run over by a belligerent and very evil man, and is now dead. -- LostInRiverview ^{talk · blog} 20:22, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

However, a very nice man resurrected the cat and it came back to life. Voting was continued! The criminal was charged with attempted murder and he was eaten by a wolf before he made it to jail. Lost Labyrinth • (c) • (b) 20:25, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

::However, it was later determined that the wolf didn't actually eat the wrongfully-accused man, but had instead eaten some bad yoghurt which led to its sudden and mysterious death. The man, however, knew that the evil cat had set it up for murder, and so quested, through the legal system, to bring the cat and its nefarious owner to justice. After many months and a lot of money spent on attorneys, the courts finally found the cat and owner at fault, and both were executed. Subsequently, this request for bureaucrat has been closed.

I, your savior have declared that this criminal's views have been abolished. The cat lives and the vote goes on. God (Worship Me)